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this is gonna get like four votes but I need to crowdsource my opinion on this for fic purposes

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Chris bullies Randy and then says he's gonna fuck Jess in the freezer, bullying Randy is his viagra confirmed. Jess starts getting pavlov'd, knows she's gonna get the dicking of her life whenever Chris starts picking on Randy. Back home she says 'Chris wanna bang?' and he's playing video games not interested. So she says 'isn't Bradley such a little bitch?' and he's instantly raring ready to go.

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Benson: you're mom shouldnt be dragging you around by your dick all day...I should.

But for real Randy goes from a domineering mother to being dominated by Benson poor thing

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3rd rewatch and Benson holding doors open for Randy? I'm violently ill, fucking fever-stricken here

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I was thinking Randy was like a puppy but Benson is defintely a rabid dog too so i imagined just a dog taking another dog on a walk

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Why was Ranson decided as the ship name when Bendy was right there??

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Randy and Lisa sound like the most comphet couple ever. Both discovered they were queer after school. That middle school relationship where they text 'i luv u so much bby' and then are too scared to make eye contact passing each other in the hallway. Only ever held hands and it was very slippery. Lisa goes in for a hug and he does a back bend to avoid it.

She overheard Benson tell Randy to be a good boy and thinks oh damn we were both closeted it wasn't just me?

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Benson: don't have sex randy you might get someone pregnant you should totally just get bred yourself wait what uh your girlfriend was Lisa Simpson sick man cool I don't want to get you pregnant, what, who said that?

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I was transfixed by Randy's clavicle wearing Benson's shirt the whole film. What a pretty collarbone. Cover it in bruises and bite marks.

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i must thank the renfield movie from the bottom of my heart for throwing me deeply in lust with nic cage. If you'd told me last year I'd be yearning for this guy I'd never would have believed you. I was a blind fool!

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i must share with you all the most dracfield poem ever written. Well dracula paired with anyone woukd fit this poem incredibly tbh. Please someone anyone write a fic or draw a pic about this its so perfect

Le Revenant- Charles Baudelaire

Comme les anges à l'oeil fauve, Je reviendrai dans ton alcôve Et vers toi glisserai sans bruit Avec les ombres de la nuit;

Et je te donnerai, ma brune, Des baisers froids comme la lune Et des caresses de serpent Autour d'une fosse rampant.

Quand viendra le matin livide, Tu trouveras ma place vide, Où jusqu'au soir il fera froid.

Comme d'autres par la tendresse, Sur ta vie et sur ta jeunesse, Moi, je veux régner par l'effroi.

Putting it through Google translate...

Like the angels with tawny eyes,

I will come back to your alcove

And towards you I will slide noiselessly

With the shadows of the night;

And I will give you, my brunette,

Kisses cold as the moon

And snake caresses

Around a pit crawling.

When the livid morning comes,

You will find my place empty,

Where until the evening it will be cold.

Like others through tenderness,

On your life and your youth,

I want to rule through fear.

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*whispers* ....dracfield...

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Dracula convinced Renfield to be his familiar by singing 'come with me and you'll be in a world of sexual domination' and you can't change my mind

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Dumb lil sketches i did

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Half of me was like 'aww isn't that cute." The other deranged part of me was like "imagine this exchange as Dracfield with catboy Renny...' Sorry not sorry

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This gives me such Lobo siblings vibes. This just has Teddy and Mandy all over it

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i saw a review of Dracula 1931 that said 'its no suprise Renfield ends up a slave of Dracula cause Dwight Frye already looks too weird and freaky and isn't classically handsome enough to be the heroic main lead' and I was actually sooo offended. Ready to throw hands with the reviewer. What the hell's wrong with you, you see this cutie and think he's not classically handsome? I will fight you in the streets!