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devour your own empty heart.

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The man the myth the stampede.. Vash

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my hot take about homestuck is that describing the plot is incredibly easy (several others have done this, so i won’t on this post), it’s the STRUCTURE of homestuck that’s impossible to explain simply

and THATS why homestuck references are the most batshit confusing things ever. because they aren’t about the fairly simple plot, theyre about the weird amalgamation of computer coding, chess, billards, zodiacs, fucking LUCKY CHARMS, etc that make up the building blocks of the background elements that barely have anything to do with the core plot

it’s one thing to say homestuck is about 4 friends that play a game at the end of the world to try and design a new world, it’s another to explain why betty crocker is a pisces alien fish dictator that takes the place of the black queen in the third intergalactic chess game of the series

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HES RIGHT BEHIND ME ISN'T HE.

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Hi friends! I wrote some zolu from twt!

Zoro gets super drunk and turns into a clingy PDA monster and Luffy eats it up. 🥰💚❤️

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"Loser, Baby" but Angel and Husker don't get cut off (edited by me)

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back on my bullshit (drawing the strider bros)

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i think that they would be bad at it

bonus:

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just having myself a lil cry thinking about how much ace tried to keep luffy away when they first met as kids, how many times he told luffy he didnt like him, how much ace genuinely saw luffy as an annoying little thorn in his side, and then yrs later once ace left the island, any chance he could get he was bragging on luffy's wanter poster to any unlucky bastard that could hear him like "yeah thats MY little brother, look at him, LOOK this is monkey d luffy and he's my little bro"

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What makes you think I'd wanna play pirates with you? You're a great fighter. I'd say that together we'd make a pretty good team.

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this image emits a strong 'hold my beer' energy

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hehe, my zolu hcs

horny/awkward/jealous levels:

Zoro feels them much more strongly, but hides them well when he's feeling them. Very stoic on the outside but inside he's fucking frothing at the bit.

Luffy doesn't feel these very much, but when he does it's so obvious, he's horrible at hiding them.

Big vs Little spoon: They fight about who gets to be what every time and it's some complicated wrestling match until one submits. Usually Zoro wins because Luffy likes being hugged and turns into a snuggly octopus if Zoro squeezes him the right way. But Zoro has many many nights been subjected to being an awkward little spoon while Luffy backpacks him.

Luffy is always stealing Zoro's clothes, and Zoro doesn't care much. Luffy also is too small to be sharing clothes with Zoro, especially after the time skip and he's beefed up more.

Pet names are rare for the both of them, outside of their typical "idiot, dumbass, stupid" banter namecalling. Zoro sticks to Captain, Lu, Luff, but they can't really be called nicknames.

Zoro is too scared to confess first, doesn't think his feelings are reciprocated. Luffy on the other hand, is very in tune with his feelings and emotions, probably picks up on Zoro's crush on him earlier than Zoro even realizes it himself, but Luffy feels like he's not allowed to point it out. So he waits until he literally can't anymore and blurts out that he likes Zoro. There's lots of tears, yelling, kissing.

Bugs don't bother either of them. Zoro squishes them immediately with no mercy. Luffy absolutely screams about them, but it's usually excited screaming as he tries to catch it with a jar or his hands, until he accidentally steps on it :(

Neither can cook a proper meal. Luffy can heat up meat over a fire. That's about it. Zoro can put together two or three meals if there's less than three steps to cooking it. But it's bare minimum.

They're both crazy overprotective, but knows there's boundaries. Zoro knows when to back off, and let Luffy handle his own fights. Luffy even more so, and doesn't often jump to Zoro's protection unless there's a very serious, real, and imminent threat to Zoro's life.

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Some Luffy whump/noncon. Please read tags and warnings!!

✧Mob/Luffy ✧ Explicit ✧ 15.2k ✧ ⚠️CW// graphic noncon, underage (luffy is 17), dead dove

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eat up

SanLu

a twitter thread I smashed out. Sanji eats Lu out, that's about it.

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