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Lil NayJay Fury
He boutta drop a new one-- "Burnin mah past"
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Reminds me of a history teacher I know.
You died the way you lived: having no clue what’s going on. You are so clueless that you didn’t even notice that you died and just got up and went to work like normal the next day.
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Happy International Museums Day to the following people:
The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.
The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.
The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.
The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.
Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.
That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.
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Sweet royals of tumblr:
HAPPY GAY MONTH A FEW DAYS LATE!!!!
#pride month#Pride#lgbtqia#Gay month#Tis national cheese day today#And pride month#Don't let homophobes get you down
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*ahem*
Its 2024, y'inz.
Also, ah @hellsite-hall-of-fame
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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After a particularly bad day, you pick up a blank notebook, a sparkly blue one from dollar tree. You pick up a quail's-feather quill, and dip it into fast-drying ink.
You write and write, and write some more, until past the point when your hand cramps and its past your bbedtime. Revisions are made. Words crossed out. Additions are including your horse.
Then, when you finally seem to come tothe end of your anger, you smile, take your plans, and carefully reread through. Those plans, those plots?
Those papers hold a dangerous idea, one that you intend to carry out. One depicting someone spiking water sources with the youth-water. One seeing pictures of confusion and joy as aging suddenly stops. One portraying mass panic as continents fill up, people get violent, and no one dies.
But then too many people are alive. Not enough people are producing food. Too many people are living in what should be natural habitat. Species go extinct. Lakes become dirty. Humanity starves. People die in masses, of hunger.
Beautiful. Awful. World-restarting.
A plan to wipe out nearly allhuman beings.
If you would’ve known that that stupid river was the fountain of youth, you never would’ve drank from it. That was 300 years ago. You’re permanently stuck at age 26. The only one you really have left in your life is your horse, who also made the mistake of drinking from it.
#writers#writing prompts#inspiration#short story#writing inspiration#Seriously itd be really cool#think about it#think for yourself
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Its finally me and you, and you and me and you
AND YOUR FRIEND STEVE
DO-DAH-DO DOO-DO-DO-DO
STEVE.
Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.
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"Are you serious right now? I expected you to bring me souls! Fifty whole pairs of Nike dunks. New and in my size."
While reading over the demon’s contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, ‘soul’ was misspelled as ‘sole’. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.
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Why does life have to be so
🌋🤓☝️🙄🤙😏😫🌟👍☺😁😮😣
🗣💣💥🗯👟👀🖤🤝😶
🌱🌾🌲✖✖❓😐😑😐🤨😲😬💩👦👩🏭🕴🥊
A l l t h e f r i c k i n g t i i i i m e
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GUYS I HAVE ONNNLYLLLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
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@hellsite-hall-of-fame
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.
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on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself
(please reblog instead of liking)
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