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hello all my dear enemies ! i cant find a general starter prompt list i like SO hows about u send me a ✨n i’ll draw three tarot cards n write a starter inspired by them :P specify muse(s if u have multiple muses too) pls ! obviously ur gonna have to be comfortable w a lil assuming / cheeky godmod but i’ll mssg u beforehand if i come up w any ideas that seem too dramatic. ( also i’m getting to replies first thing in the morning i promise i just want more #deep shid ty ily )

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stcrrlights‌:

“ SO, i bounce my little self into victoria’s secret today, right? and this lady’s standing there, like any saleswoman does. i walk up and asked to get my bra size measured, since i haven’t shopped there in a while, and she looks right at my chest with this completely judgmental look and goes, ‘shouldn’t you be shopping somewhere a little more…your age?’“ starr burst out into a fit of laughter as the words left her mouth. she almost couldn’t believe that this conversation had actually happened. “i mean, i know that i look young, but damn. i didn’t know there was an age requirement for undergarments.”

“ okay, being a woman of the twenty-first century and all, i take plenty of issue with this whole thing, because that behaviour is totally NOT ON. and i hope you whipped out your mom card and demanded to speak to her manager. but also... ? ” now she’s done defending her #smol friend ( and ALL of womankind, in her mind ), blanche’s tone reverts back to it’s usual blasé-ness to say what she really wants to. “ it’s a sign. aphrodite wants us to go TIDDIES OUT all year round. ”

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queenblxssxm‌:

“Well, well, well, looks like I’m not the only person that got dragged back into town when Pop Tate passed. Although, I’d hardly say anything has changed since I’ve been gone. And what are you staring at? I’m human not some fucking doll for you to gawk at.” 

“ sorry, cherry bombshell, i’m just really excited to see you back. you were always the only exception to my no redheads rule, and a great source of inspiration for a lot of my old stories. some of us never left. i never even had the desire to leave, but i’ll gladly admit that this town is SERIOUSLY lacking without you. i mean, once you've had cheryl blossom, how do you go without ? it just isn’t RIGHT. just so we’re clear, i meant that in the most innocent and artistically appreciative way possible... just in general, but i’m sure the same goes for in the bedroom too. ”

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hkozlovsky‌:

“Hey—-” Heather put on her best sweet-girl smile–one she had perfected over the years, the fakest thing she had ever done–as she approached the person just a few steps away from her, her laptop and a few books in her hands. “Could you point me to the Riverdale Register? It’s my first day and I’m totally lost.”

“ EW, rich people’s digest hq ? that’s a choice sweet cheeks. ” blanche surveys the stranger shamelessly, sucking down her coffee and sighing after the mouthful to prolong the moment. she nods in the right direction once she’s DONE being an asshole, will later say she was only doing her part to to help a newcomer adjust. “ it’s just around that corner, but don’t get too comfortable. not sure how long that place has left before hiram lodge gets tired and cuts funding. most of this town doesn’t trust the register enough to read it anymore. besides, we’ve got our own stalker twitter or whatever now. that shit is FREE, and juicy as heck ! sorry, how rude of me ! obviously if that happens, don’t lose hope and give up on your dream, if that’s what this is. ” oh, now she’s a motivational speaker ? “ it’s not your fault that the rich WILL be eaten one day. good luck. oh, and when you see mrs cooper, tell her blanche said she looks sexy today, will you ? or don’t, whatever. i’m sure i’ll probably run into her sooner or later. there’s no escape in riverdale. ”

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itsevangelinebetch‌:

There’s not a single place here in Riverdale that rests in single. I can’t turn a corner without hearing fucking gossip it’s tiring. Anyway I’ve arrived. I’m Evangeline, it would be a pleasure, but I’m clearly annoyed. 

“ uh... annoyed ? like, with me ? ” dana clears his throat and looks around, uneasy. selective hearing at it again, folks ! “ sorry ? i guess ? it’s not THAT bad, surely. small towns have their issues, but this place has plenty of charm too. ”

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*　margot robbie, cisfemale, she/her, oc　━━　riverdale’s very own MARGUERITE ELISE DUPONT is now twenty-eight years old. they have lived in town for twelve years, and pop never forgot their regular ━ curly fries with a vanilla shake for dipping. you’ll likely find the ghoulie hanging around thornhill’s ruins, probably torturing someone for information. their friends on the southside will tell you all about how they’re whimsical, sanguine and adroit, but others might describe them as irrepressible or vindictive. oh well, no matter how you feel about daisy, you can’t deny that they should definitely be locked up.

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clemcntinc‌:

GLITTER PAINTED NAILS tapped the desk before her and a pair thin black sunglasses were covering up half of her eyes, she scanned the place. it wasn’t what she had expected, but sweet water plaza had its quirks. the person in front her catches her eye, ‘’ the restaurants here – ‘’ she started, pausing for a moment. ‘’ they any good? ‘’

“ no. ” smith responds curtly before he turns, intention to make the tone of FUCK OFF painting his features known to the stranger, only to find himself reevaluating when he's greeted by the sight of OH, a pretty girl. not a hag. being a decent person ? he can’t relate. “ though once you’ve eaten at christopher coutanceau in la rochelle, good takes on a new meaning. sure, some of the places here are nice. far better than anything else you’ll find in riverdale, anyway. ”

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cassianwxxd‌:

“Welcome to 10 Car Pile Up, records are primarily the only form of music we sell, there’s also some guitars and drum kits in the back if you’re interested. I’m Cassian, let me know if you need anything, but if you steal anything from my shop I’ll cut your hands off and pin them to the front window.” 

“ that’s fuckin’ INTENSE, dude... you say that to everyone that walks in here ? or do i just look shady ? ”

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formerqueencobra‌:

“You’re speaking very loudly and i haven’t had my coffee yet.” alice spoke, looking up at the person. She had been in Pop’s for about five minutes, she was finishing an article for the register. “if it’s really important, have a seat.”

“ rough night, mrs cooper ? ” blanche takes the seat without apology, ready to UNINTENTIONALLY ruin someone’s morning. “ big news ! i got offered a column in some second-rate paper out in new york city ! i took it, but only for the money, because fuck new york, right ? it got me thinking... i have a GIFT and my town deserves to enjoy it way more than a bunch of faceless city slickers. so, here i am, offering myself to you ! ha, in a completely nonsexual way, obviously. ” she finally pauses only to start right back up again. “ i mean... unless you’d be into that, of course. nothing’s off the table ! ”

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forsythiias‌:

for the very first time in her life, jellybean experienced the definition of a record scratch, freeze frame moment - not exactly what she’d been expecting on her first official day back at work, and certainly not what she’d WANTED from it. she came to a screeching halt beside the blondes booth, the dirty plates stacked in her arms making an audible clattering noise as they defied the laws of motion and stayed, thankfully, safe. turning a wide eyed ( and somewhat disgusted ) gaze onto the other girl, the waitress tried, as much as possible, to keep some decorum about her for the sake of her job, managing to open with a simple - “sorry, i don’t mean to interrupt” - before, tragically, her jones blood TOOK OVER, a certain amount of venom injecting itself into the back end of her words, “are you SERIOUSLY sitting here, in broad daylight, writing erotic fanfic about my BROTHER?”

" oh, jellybean, hi ! ” blanche lowers eyebrows that shot up in confusion moments earlier, settling back in her seat to get a better look at jughead’s sister ( HM... now that she thinks about it, writing their family dynamic into her story might give it that little flair it’s been lacking much thanks to the awful main characters. she hasn’t been feeling too excited about this one recently. ) and clear up the situation. “ i don’t know if i’d call it a ‘ fanfic ’. i’m not really a fan of anyone featured. AND i’m keeping it pretty vanilla, so it might not even be fiction at all ! ” OR NOT. she turns her laptop towards jellybean to nonchalantly confirm that’s exactly what she’s doing. is she oblivious as to why this might not be appropriate, or does she just not care ? does it really matter ? it’s blanche. “ i think i’m really on to something with this plot ! ”

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julietsheaven‌:

“Music really does have the power to move people. Like, for example, Cardi B is playing in this cafe, so I’m going to another cafe.”

“ WHAT ? where else are you going to get lyrical artistry on par with ‘ if you a pussy, you get popped ’ ? who else is BRAVE enough to say that ? i mean... good luck. i’d say have fun, but that doesn’t seem to be in the cards for you. ”

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eyes closed, fingers ghost over keys that have just had the beginnings of her narration pressed into them. “ undulating with desire, betty removes her crimson cape at the sight of jughead’s stiff and-… HM. ” they’re open now, seeking the advice of her company on how to continue the escalating smut. “ what’s another word for ENGORGED ? ”

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ok finally ... u know what it is ... it me, emmy ( she/her, aest, twenty-one ) w my three new ocs ! i’ve pasted their apps below the cut n added links to read more about them if ur feeling it. i included a few very lazy plot ideas on each muse page, but i’m happy to expand on those ones or change details + i luv brainstorming n am happy to pull other ideas out of my *ss ! if ur down to discuss plots or connections, shoot me an im here or over @ discord or just like this n i will come to u ! oh n btw just a warning... FCK PROOFREADING. kees kees love u all !

*　paul klein, cismale, he/him, oc　━━　riverdale’s very own DANA CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY is now twenty-nine years old. they have lived in town for two years, and pop never forgot their regular ━ chocolate mousse and a vanilla shake. you’ll likely find the struggling musician hanging around midge’s,probably trying to lock down his tenth gf this year. their friends on the southside will tell you all about how they’re expressive, amorous and dexterous, but others might describe them as equivocal or sensitive. oh well, no matter how you feel about dana, you can’t deny that they really are a poor man’s archie andrews.　

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*　theo james, cismale, he/him, oc　━━　riverdale’s very own FORBES HENRY SMITH is now thirty-five years old. they have lived in town for four years, and pop never forgot their regular ━ a cheeseburger with a side of potato wedges and a glass of coke ( half empty, so there’s room for him to add rum ). you’ll likely find carson college’s history professor / the sugarman hanging around sunnyside estates, probably flirting with your mom. their friends in sodale will tell you all about how they’re galvanising, steadfast and endearing, but others might describe them as disdainful or patronising. oh well, no matter how you feel about smith, you can’t deny that theyreally should invest in some condoms instead of splurging on another gucci suit.

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*　virginia gardner, cisfemale, she/her, oc　━━　riverdale’s very own BLANCHE LUCIANA GROSHEVA is now twenty-oneyears old. they have lived in town for their whole life, and pop never forgot their regular ━ anything and everything meaty. you’ll likely find the creative writing student hanging around riverdale college, probably exposing your sexts on her nonfiction erotica radio show. their friends on the southsidewill tell you all about how they’re animated,  whimsical and liberated, but others might describe them as intrusive or loquacious. oh well, no matter how you feel about blanche,you can’t deny that they have the best foot pic business in town.

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