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i was listening to my music, i was cleaning my room because it was starting to bother me.

and then i get to the piles of books i don’t have room for.

i think “i’ll find room”

and then i remember the reason why i don’t have room is because i simply just do not have any fucking room.

so i throw them on the floor, and go looking for some room and i find a broken children’s pirate telescope. i do not know why it is broken, or where i got it. so i fiddle with it on my bed, and it breaks some more.

“this is a great time to make a tiktok” i think, already whipping out my phone.

and so i make a tiktok, which is a tour of my adhd cave.

before i know it, there’s more things on the floor including but not limited to:

- my army of paper cranes

- my entire rock collection

- over 669 pop tabs that are usually kept in a jar

- the entire captain underpants series

- four paires of earbuds

- popcorn kernels

- and my old leapster and leap pad

and i am sitting there asking “how did this happen?” and i cannot come up with a reasonable answer

and now it is the next day, and everything is still there, and my room is much worse than before.

as you can imagine, i am very frustrated.

so what do i do?

i download tumblr. because what else would i do in this situation? clean my fucking room?

of course not.

so i scroll through the adhd tag on tumblr, and i feel a need to contribute, and now here we are.

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“you and your stuff that you do and stuff”

- my sister when i show her hey another post about white men who play minecraft

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wow i love this episode of phineas and ferb

Aglet