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I keep catching myself posting to social media, trying to be relatable. Tuning down my personal opinions, my own personality, as if this were real life and I had to seem perfectly palatable to everyone. As if the fellas over on tumblr dot com are going to burn me at the stake for not being rebloggable enough. Like no fuck reblogs. Im not here to fill up other peoples blogs, I'm here to create my own.

I like drawing and music, and playing the guitar even tho I'm terrible at it. I hate most video games because they stress me out, which is why my favorite game is a mobile game called Gossip Harbor where you merge food items and progress a story that involves a gay police officer named Mark who is my favorite character although I havent done the story in a while because im lazy and i think i may have gotten sidetracked. I'm also a casual enjoyer of some soups.

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I get a little sad about the sk8 community sometimes because I can put the words "Langa angst" into a social media search bar and all the posts are still gonna be about Reki.

And don't get me wrong, I love Reki. I have a little beaded Reki on my bulletin board that I look at every day. But I really love Langa too. I wish he got some attention that wasn't just about his relation to Reki.

(thats a broader issue within the fandom about both of them rarely being spoken of as their own characters and rather being defined by their relationship to each other but thats not what this post is about)

I feel like there's just so much untapped potential. Angst lovers, are you paying attention? Here is a thrill chasing, grieving boy with sad blue eyes, in a new country with the first friends he has ever made. A guy who can't appreciate the good things he has until he has lost them. A guy who doesn't really know how to express his emotions but is probably a huge mess deep down.

I've seen a slight uptick in Langa content in the form of edits on tiktok, but I'm not pleased yet. Do something, angst lovers! Make sad fanart! Write angsty Langa centered one shots and promote them in my ask box! Go into his psyche, the common people are starving.

And if there's some great treasure trove that I have missed while writing this emotionally charged post after searching tumblr for Langa angst, please do reblog with all your best angst.

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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Yippee the sauna boys

I’ve been meaning to draw this since Eurovision but instead I’ve been binging all their content and attempting to learn Swedish

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all animals have a place in the ecosystem and that includes humans and im sick of encountering edgelords who say the earth would be better off if we were wiped out. you wanna mess things up for every species that has adapted to live alongside us? as far as i can tell our existance is pretty intertwined with the world we live in, and caring about animals should include caring about humans because we're also animals. so we should probably focus on doing good with the resources we have instead of fantasizing about a big nuclear reset button. you sound like a pokémon villain.

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KAJ as dog breeds. (Inspired by @biokenneth and his bird list)

Jakob: Beagle

Just a happy breed, wildly affectionate and energetic. Enthusiastic but often a little aloof following instructions, perfect for a man who keeps getting lost.

Kevin: Vizsla

Strong and loving, the Vizsla is a versatile dog of high-energy. Speedy and courageous they make great companions and are often smarter than they let on. Reserved when they need to be and caring, the breeds perfect for Kevin.

Axel: Schnauzer

An agile little dog used for many things in the past, stubborn, strong-willed, extremely smart, little grumpy, friendly and playful. The only dog I think can fulfil the requirements of Axel's energetic dancing and his smarts.

Vorjeans

Maanin: Croatian Sheepdog

Look, the actual Maanin Vorjeans came down and told me this was right so don't judge me breaking my own self-imposed pedigree breed standard. With a strong herding drive and an intelligent but cheeky attitude the Croatian Sheepdog fits Maanin's cool and confident personality while also adding another layer of cool with it's lovely black coat. Being courageous and unlikely to back-down under pressure this dog is the toughest in Vora.

Tommy: German Shepherd

What can I say, German Shepherd display confident and protective behaviour that con sometimes contrast to their friendly and soft attitude towards those they love. Known to be intimidating and aggressive, the German Shepherd fits Tommy as he wants to show off a big intimidating attitude but is quite a softie. A bit unaware at time but always enthusiastic.

Freppa: Smooth Haired Dachshund

A hound dog used originally for tracking wounded game and going underground for badgers and rabbits. Dachshunds are known to be energetic and fun, enthusiastic and real softies if you can stop them trying to break their own backs. Freppa is just a sweetie that does too much for everyone while being pretty low-maintenance himself.

Gambamark

Kurt: Airedale Terrier

Known as the 'King of the Terriers' the Airedale has an excellent sense of smell, perfect for smelling when the berry-picking should take place. They also are very smart, use to work as messenger dogs and are fiercely independent. If an Airedale wanted to build a separate town from the rest of the world, it could. They are sometimes known as overly cautious and protective as well, makes sense.

Josua: Kooikerhondje

Known as the 'duck decoy' dog, the Kooikerhondje historically worked with hunters to lure ducks along streams, never actually being involved in any direct hunting themselves. This fits Josua as due to his upbringing he'd likely not be a gundog or working dog but fits into the Utility catagory, like the Kooikerhondje. They have a fun-loving personality along with being sensitive and intelligent. Harsh training methods will only make them become dominant and aggressive, exactly what we see with Josua.

Maskis-Gunnar: Otterhound

With a waterproof coat that leaves this breed sometimes a bit odorous, the otterhound is known for their energetic personality and friendly attitude. They are smart enough to recall commands but also smart enough to take it upon themselves to ignore those commands if they see something they find more interesting. A little bit of a rebel and a total village original.

Berit: Australian Shepard

A very smart herding dog, perfect for controlling and organising. Independent and able to make their own decisions, stubborn and often with a habit of trying to establish their own hierarchy within groups.

Gita: Deerhound

Sweeties. Just so sweet and so is Gita.

Magita: Wolfhound

Big softies, every single one of them. Unaware of their size, aloof and absolute sweethearts. Giant gentle and casually protective of their loved ones. They won't go charging into danger but they will slowly walk around so the danger certainly things twice before coming their way. (Also, only a slight idiot.)

Kenneth: Collie

Patient, social and a good watchdogs, never showing aggressive behaviour. Loyal as well. That loyalty explains why Kenneth might have tried so hard to stick to Kurt's laws.

Klas: Finnish Laphund

(A medium sized dog!? What am I thinking?- Stick with me) The Finnish Laphund was known to guard and herd reindeer (not quite moose but close). Along with this the Finnish Laphund is known to be affectionate and sweet as well as intelligent with a genuine want to do things, making them easy picks for guard dogs, however they are extremely food-oriented and often quite terrible guard dogs, easily distracted with a low boredom threshold.

Botnia Paradise

Benjamin: Border Collie

Would have made a great farmdog but instead he followed his dreams. The Border Collie can be quite energetic and free-spirited along with having a distinctive and powerful voice. They get restless though and often love chasing something. What better breed for the musician always chasing a dream.

Julia: Poodle

Poodle are the best swimmers in the dog world, non-shedding and intelligent to boot. Wilful, smart and not afraid of water.

Sinikka: Russian Black Terrier

Hardy, strong and determined to do their job whether that be as a watchdog, rounding up people or general intimidation, the Russian Black Terrier suits Sinikka as being a powerhouse and the workhorse of Botnia Paradise.

Linda Q: Pomeranian

A good-looking dog with a very very powerful voice, what else would this diva be.

Captain Koskiniemi: Basset Hound

Not a good water-dog, does not want to be on a boat but reliable when you need it. It's own dog and strong.

Bertel: Papillon

Being of the Toy group the Papillon has one purpose: Look pretty. Hyper intelligent and able to learn tricks easily, it fits that Bertel would be the type of dog that is characterised by enjoying it's own voice and takes pride in it's appearance.

Dan-Ole: English Setter

The English setter also doesn't mind water, perfect for someone on a sinking cruise ship and lucky for Bertel when he's stuck in the brig.

Ava- Lisa: Irish Setter

Another gundog used for finding birds. (yes, Both the bird-lovers are bird-hunting dogs. It makes sense. They find the birds.) However this time with a beautiful rusty red coat. Social by nature and intelligent (a lot of these dogs are intelligent.) the Irish Setter suits our bird-loving Ava-Lisa.

Timo 'Tuplajuusto' Holopainen: Cane Corso (Or Mastiff as the Cane Corso is not recognised by the Kennel Club)

The Cane Corso is an Italian breed of Mastiff noted for it's strength and hardiness. Like Tuplajusso a mastiff is strong and often defined by their aggressive spirit. They were used as guard dogs or for herding, historically also used in dog-fights until the practice was outlawed. There's a reason for why the the outlawing took a hit on their breed though as they were the champions of dog fighting for obvious reasons. What breed is better for our double-cheeseburger.

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Finally watched Gambämark (AMAZING, LOVED IT) and my shock to find out ITS CANNON?? THEY REALLY ARE GAY MOOSE HUNTERS?? I was ready for the subtext and meaningful glances NO FULL LOVE CONFESSION SONG LET GO

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we need more Axel in drag

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I hate seeing posts in other languages with no translation. Like no only I'm allowed to do that.

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More KAJ lyric parallels

Young and beautiful / Älska en Gubb

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Hate when I start feeling anxious in summer, like??? It's not school, why are you here? I sent you on vacation omg please fuck off

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Crisis averted you guys

I got bored and made little cardboard KAJ

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Oh my fucking god i forgot the mustache

I got bored and made little cardboard KAJ

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It took me until my brother pointed it out to realize that "Vörjeans" sounds like "virgins"

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people who translate kaj videos and give them english subtitles and post them on youtube are genuinely the kindest best most incredible people on this planet and we do not talk about it enough... your work is so appreciated beyond what you would believe and you make it possible for someone like me to engage in the community, both with the source material and with the surrounding fandom. You guys are incredible and you WILL be reincarnated as a lotus flower

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svanen svante

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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms