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I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

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ocean.com/fish

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you’ve heard of wine o’clock

get ready for

spino’clock

*picture a spinosaurus with a wine glass*

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“People suck”

Okay but what about the person who brought this injured dragonfly to a wildlife rehabber

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No you can’t pull out, I have separation anxiety

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would they be friends? fr tho everytime a game has a little journal the protagonist fills with sketches and musings, my ass is THERE. I keep a journal like that too :)

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DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

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Sending you all wishes as warm as a cup of hot chocolate, as we prepare to close this year off and move on to what awaits beyond!

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Uh hi yes, I’d like one woolly rhino please, extra sweet and super fluffy!

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people who love you pay attention to you which is why they love you

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Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

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No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

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I'm trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

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it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em