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Motor Ed being a food reviewer à la Guy Fieri in my Chez Molerat vs Dine 'n Crime project. We needed someone who could fairly judge between the two restaurants and well... Motor Ed has a fair share in visiting diners on the road. Watch him suffer try out all different dishes at the end of each recipe 👀

Thank you @legendary-guest for sparring with me on this idea I might give him different outfits depending on 'what day' he vists.

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DINE 'N CRIME: SHE'S GOT THE GREEN MAGIC

This recipe is part of the menu of 'Chez Molerat vs Dine 'n Crime'.

HOW TO PREPARE THE TAPIOCA. Ingredients: - Black Tapioca pearls - Brown sugar (2 to 3 tbsp)

Black Tapioca pearls can be easily purchased from local Asian grocery stores or online. The brand I use is 'Wu Fu Yuan black Tapioca pearls - black sugar flavour' (they also have other colours). Despite it's name, it doesn't hold much flavour by itself hence why we need the brown sugar. Want to make your own Tapioca pearls from scratch? Follow this great recipe by Emmymade (I tried it myself, it was fun and pretty tasty, but I only recommend doing this when you got time on your hands). Instructions: - Cook the Tapioca pearls as instructed on the package (or according to Emmy's recipe). - Once fully cooked, drain the pearls from the liquid and add 2 to 3 table spoons of brown sugar. - Cook the tapioca in the sugar on low/middle low heat until the crystals are disolved and you end up with a thick syrupy consistency. Be careful to not burn the sugar, keep stirring! - Turn off the stove and set aside. HOW TO PREPARE THE MATCHA LATTE. Ingredients: - Milk (Less than 1 cup/Less than 200ml... at least for this glass) - Hot water (1 to 2 tbsp for mixing the Matcha powder) - Matcha powder (2 tsp) Matcha powder, like the Tapioca pearls, can be obtained from said places. If you do NOT like the taste of Matcha, alternatively you can switch it out with Melon (specifically Cantaloupe or Honeydew) powder or Pandan. If you use the Pandan powder, make sure it's specifically for 'instant milk drinks'. These two alternative methods might also give you a way greener result than the Matcha. Instructions: - Combine the hotwater with Matcha powder in a seperate cup. If you have a powerdrill, now is the time to use it; If not, I suggest either a hand held milkfrother or a spoon (if you use a spoon make sure that the Matcha is thorouhgly dissolved). If you use the Melon or Pandan powder, this same step counts unless the instruction package tells you otherwise. - Once the Matcha is dissolved, add the Milk and stir it well until fully combined. PREPPING AND DECORATING THE GLASS - Using a spoon, pick a few Tapioca pearls from the syrup and slowly let them slide along the walls of the glass. Use the syrup to decorate more parts of the inside. - Add the Tapioca pearls (and optional ice cubes/crushed ice). - Pour the Matcha latte in the glass. - Foam Milk with the milkfrother and add ontop of the drink. - Drizzle the left over sugar syrup over the top and serve! So you must be wondering, dear reader; "Why don't I see the Milkfoam on top of the photo?" The answer is simple... I was out of Milk by the end of making this drink and if I were to make this, again (yes, this is my second attempt to make a pretty glass for just a photo) I could never fit into a size six.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this recipe!

"Cousin tried to poison me but the texture was good. 2/5."

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Unserious headcanon:

The reason why Live Action Drakken doesn't have the signature pony tail is because his former cellmate, Frugal Lucre, cut it off in while he was asleep and then used toothfloss and chewinggum to make a makeshift clip-on-ponytail to look more like his idol. Lucre meant to only cut off half of the ponytail so they could match but accidentaly took all of it.

Then Drakken got put into a seperate isolated cell for reasons.

(thanks for talking with me about this @selfox xD)

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After another hovercar crash...

Drakken: *limping, groaning and moaning*

Shego: ...

Shego: ...

Shego: I sure would've loved to hear that last--

Drakken: I AM IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN AND I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION, SHEGO.

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IN MY DEFENSE... THIS IS WHAT @ilovekimpossiblealot SEND ME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT FRISTI!

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When doing the wallchair exercise, 1 minute suddenly feels extremely long...

Especialy when you PUT YOUR TIMER ON 1 HOUR INSTEAD OF MINUTE.

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I love picrew games. Can't resist joining in with this one.

it's been a million trillion years since we've all done a picrew together and i think we should fix it ❤

tagging: @bornonthebreakofdawn @chloelapomme @zootopiathingz @ellaroundpanda @lavdil @happyocelot @bemycoffeepot @ihavebadtasteinmen @arodude @freppechino @rosesradio @dayseternal-blog @jesterwhoreknee @clotpolesonly and more!!!!!

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"Are you coming to bed or what? It's late and Evil can wait at least six hours."

"I'm almost done... You go on ahead and I'll be there before you can say blackberr--"

"Blackberry cobbler. Now come along, It's cold."

"Hng... Here! If you're so cold then you can use this."

"Your stinky labcoat? What am I supposed to do with it; put it in the laundry? Have the henchmen do that. I'm going to bed!"

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'Repo! The Genetic Opera' Kim Possible AU

The image below is a spoiler for the ending of the movie Repo! The Genetic Opera. If you don't mind spoilers (and a bit of blood) go ahead! :)

(Also warning for this movie is filled with body horror, blood and other adult themes so it's not everybody's cup of tea).

"And we will always have each other, in our time of need... Tina you're the world to me."

Based on the final act of the movie. Also note that this isn't a Kim x Drakken in any way. It's a father daughter parental relationship.

REPO-AU SYNOPSIS: James Possible and Drew Lipsky work at HenchCo. James' new bio tech could revolutionise the medical field in ways no one could imagine but something has gotten in the way. Jack Hench instructs Drew in private to kill James Possible and leave no witnesses, as to why is unknown but the reward would be "A cure for your dear wife's illness.". Drew, out of fear for Jack and the hopes of saving the life of his beloved wife Shego, accepts the order to kill his colleague and only friend. Unbeknownst to James, Drew is in actually the Repo-man; a hitman who brings in their 'test subjects' a.k.a. people who are overdue on their pay to Jack Hench.

That same night Drew breaks into the house and manage to assassinate James along with his wife Ann. He then hears a cry coming from one of the rooms. He finds a little baby girl crying in her crib. Drew can't get himself to harm her and makes the decision to take her in so he and Shego can raise her together. Once the bodies are taken care off, Drew brings the baby into his house only to find out that Shego has passed.

Heart broken and a puppet for Jack Hench. The only thing that keeps Drew from losing it is raising his daughter Athena (Tina for short), in secret. Keep her safe and sound. She's a constant reminder of his sins as the Repo-man.

Massive thank you to @gothicthundra for suggesting this movie to me. I enjoyed it thoroughly!! The characters, world building and music. It's just so good!!

Nathan is a tragic character and while watching the movie, him switching around and taking on his repo-man persona (and way of deranged singing at some parts) just inspired me... Had this WIP for months and months in my folders but got inspired because I've been looking up some similair themed stuff for work (no I'm not a hitwoman, I'm too clumsy for that). This is probably one of the rare occasions I make angsty stuff.

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Late night at the office.

Been watching So the Drama over and over and over and over again and I just love their outfits so much aaaaagh.

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John DiMaggio pressuring my BF to propose to me already was NOT on my 2024 bingo card.

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Chez Molerat VS Dine 'n Crime - MENU

"KP! BIG SITCH! DIRE SITCH! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!" "Ron, calm down. Breathe in...," "..." "..." "..." "You can breathe out no--" "DRAKKEN OPENED A CAFÉ ACROSS THE STREET FROM BUENO NACHO AND HE'S TRYING TO GET THEM TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS SO HE CAN RENT THEIR BUILDING AND WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!." "Wait--, slow down; Drakken opened a Café?" "COME ON AND TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF!"

At long last, I have finally finished this massive project! I got inspired by those 'anime pop-up restaurants', Disney park foods and themed cafés and I wanted to try and take my own spin on it with a Kim Possible themed menu! To save you all some travel ticket money to my house, I've written down the recipes/links to all of these food items so you can make these yourself in real life! The food items are all based on things I've eaten/made before and I hope that my picks are to your liking! DRINKS: Quench your thirst, and OBEY: [coming soon] The Ronfactor: [coming soon] It's 'juiced' you: [coming soon] She's got the green magic MAIN DISHES: The Naco: [coming soon] Basic average meal: [coming soon] Dumpling: [coming soon] I.H.O.A.T.: [coming soon] What is that? That tasty thing!: [coming soon]

DESSERT: El Presidente: [coming soon] Shego's vacay: [coming soon] Camel turtle brownies: [coming soon] What's the sweets?: [coming soon]

BON APPETITE!

(NOTE: This is the master post so this post won't be rebloggable until I finished posting all recipes!)

Massive thanks to @bcbdrums, @gothicthundra, @selfox, @creatorping and @legendary-guest for talking with me during the process of this project!

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Remember how I once said that I would be one of those people who would buy Drakken's brainwashing shampoo because: "Oh wow this looks pretty cool? This entire 'brainwashing' mad scientist stuff is so on theme and the bottle looks dope as hell! This whole vibe is great. I need me some edgy shampoo."

YOU KNOW. THIS IS KIIIIIIIND OF SUSPICIOUS... ESPECIALLY THAT LOGO AND NAME...

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-Seeing two tiny girls and their dad pass our house-

Me: Hmmmm maybe kids?

Bf: Hmmmm yeah maybe.

-moments later, the same dad passes by with one of the girls crying her heart out-

Me: Hmmmm maybe not?

Bf: Strongly reconsidering.

-another moment later, same crying girl now being carried by the mom passes by and she's all smiling again-

Bf: Awwww~!!!

Me: I need to make a tally...

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"STOP TOUCHING ME!"

"I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!"

"YOU ARE!!"

"OUCH, SHEGO!! TELL HIM TO BACK OFF!!"

"Green Lass? I uh... can't reach the toilet."

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'"What did I say?"

Drakken looked straight at her. Why did he look nervous?

"That...I taste like chocolate."

Shego's anger vanished as she looked at him. He clearly had more he wanted to say. What exactly was he getting at...?'

Wanted to draw this moment from 'Trust' @those-other-ones for a while.

Just--... I just want that man and his rainbowcomet powered wifey to be happy and comfy dang it. 😭💖

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"Are you expecting to be visited by three holiday themed spirits tonight Dr. D?" "Oh boo Shego, the carnival is that way if you need more cotton candy for your nightgown."

Based on this meme: