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mentally I’m a prop baby doll being mercilessly tossed around by a bunch of high schoolers in their school musical

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Confirmed Arlecchino doesn’t know what rizz, gyatt and skibidi mean.

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One of my coworkers keeps commenting on how I'm always working on some craft or other and they've literally never seen me without something next to me, and it's like... what can I tell you; each crochet or knit stitch or bit of fiber drafted out puts an extra centimeter of distance between me and the flesh eating snail that's been chasing me my whole life, and if I stop it WILL catch up within the fortnight, and it promised the first thing it will eat is my hands, so if nothing else I want a stock of socks and bags and my gloves mended and stuff. I mean you know how curses are.

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Hoyo definitely has some sort of 6th sense to know when I’m not playing Genshin as much. I swear, every time it’s like, “Shit, she’s not paying attention! DROP THE HARBINGER LORE!!!” And suddenly, I’m sat for my fav girlfailures.

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Boothill and Argenti are just the two different final evolutions of horse girls.

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How do I explain to normal people that the same game (and quest) that introduced this silly little clock guy gave me trust issues to last a lifetime

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I’m realizing that there’s a chance we’ll get the final YTTD chapter, Deltarune chapters 3+4 and Wilardo’s conclusion in Witch’s Heart all by the end of this year 🙃

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Perfect casting

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Okay I know for a fact they did not do all that 😭

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I just realized that whole stunt of Ratio pretending to backstab Aventurine was just the hsr equivalent of pretending to fight in the ikea furniture displays like an old married couple.

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ツイステ Twisted Wonderland EVENT SPOILERS “Tapis Rouge at Pyroxene”

Promotional art released today in Japan

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I just realized that whole stunt of Ratio pretending to backstab Aventurine was just the hsr equivalent of pretending to fight in the ikea furniture displays like an old married couple.

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“Ratio, you wretch”

Wretch? What is this, the 17th century??? What’s he gonna do next, slap Ratio with an opera glove??

Just let Aventurine say bitch. He deserves it.

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Sometimes I wonder what it’s all for. Is this how I spend my life? Wasting away on tumblr.com only to get jumpscared by penisfoire and wonder if it’s God’s way of telling me to quit while I’m ahead.

Penisfiore

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Hsr players when they get to leak giant story moments to everyone before a patch even comes out without giving any spoiler warnings: 😍😍🤪🤪🤪🤪🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😜😜😜😜😜😜🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😚😚😚😚😚🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Just dreamt of Arlecchino literally murdering someone by driving a metal nail into their frontal lobe with a hammer. But when she turned around and asked “who’s next?” 3 people raised their hand