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Arthur: Don't kill me, I'm married!

Villain of the week: Do you think I care?

Arthur: You misunderstood, that was a warning.

*Sound of small boots approaching quickly*

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from what i remember whoever was in video village on the day didn't react in time to get this closeup on the jumbotron but murph's face is taking me OUT. just full flat line closed mouth lips sealed TIGHT asldkfalsdkf

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season 4 dean is like “i’m fighting demons” and the whole time the demons are just bisexuality. meanwhile season 4 sam is like “i’m fighting demons” and they’re real and he’s drinking their blood

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when i said murph is the most heterosexual man alive i meant it. there are roughly three million bisexual men who would kill to be within kissing range of brennan lee mulligan . 20% of my mutuals. the dropout youtube shorts comment section. grant o brien.

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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she’s right

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This was actually more challenging than the avengers were, but very fun! I also went a little more in depth with the inventory because I wanted be more thorough with their powers. JJ Jameson was right - Peter Parker is truly a menace (his character requires so much homebrew and re-skinning and ~*flavor*~).

Matt Murdock - Daredevil (The easiest of the three)

Level 14 Monk, Way of the Open Hand (bc of course)

Feats: Observant, Eldritch Adept - Gaze of Two Minds (so he can see stuff sometimes if he absolutely needs to)

Background: Scribe (2024) - Skilled Feat

Species: Human - Lucky Feat

Proficiencies - Acrobatics, Arcana, Deception, Insight, Investigation, Persuasion (he's a lawyer), Stealth

Expertise - Perception (*homebrew* - I upped his perception to expertise bc i felt it was important)

Special Stuff - Blindsight (*homebrew* - functional) Tremorsense (*homebrew* - cool trait)

Wade Wilson - Deadpool (deadpool himself broke the forth wall to tell me how to make him I swear)

Level 13 Fighter, Champion (we are the champions, my friendssss)

Level 1 Barabarian (for unarmored defense)

Feats: Charger, Interception, Two-Weapon Fighting, Actor (a merc with a mouth indeed)

Background: Criminal (2024) - Alert (2024)

Species: Variant Human - Dual Wielder

Proficiencies - Athletics (advantage), Intimidation, Investigation, Sleight of Hand, Stealth

Special Stuff - Healer Feat, Resilient Feat - Dexterity (both of these are to minimize damage and mimic Wade's insane healing factor) Just get every sword and rebrand them as katanas and such

Peter Parker - Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman (I may have over done this one)

Level 8 Monk, Way of the Drunken Master

Level 5 Warlock, Subclass: Great Old Patron (...spiders??..)

Level 1 Fighter (unarmed fighting)

Feats: Unarmed Fighting, Skill Expert, Archery (for ranged weapons), Alert (2014) - this one works more like spidey senses than 2024

Background: Custom, Folk Hero - Proficiency in Stealth & Perception bc spiders

Species: Variant Human - Tough Feat

Eldritch Invocations (i didnt specify these for thor and loki bc i chose them mostly on vibes, but for spidey i went strategy)

Devil's Sight (spiders can see in the dark)

Eldritch Mind (advantage on con saves seems right)

Eldritch Spear (extra damage and range makes sense for our boy)

Otherworldly Leap (jump would be helpful if you're swining building to building)

One With Shadows (invisibility spell in the dark is the most spider-thing ever)

Proficiencies - Arcana, Athletics, Investigation, Performance

Expertise - Acrobatics, Stealth, Perception (*homebrew* - stealth and perception seemed too important not to be expertise)

Special Stuff - Slippers of Spider Climbing, Wand of Web, Vicious Net, Rope of Climbing (I recommend all of these to be re-skinned as webshooters and Peter's suit/equipment)

I hope this helps fellow obsessed Marvel/dnd friend! @topoceankitty

So a thing I like to do in my spare time is stat out ridiculous character sheets for various beloved TV/Film characters in 5e on DnD Beyond. They are typically homebrewed and/or higher level, but I have no plans to play these versions ever so it's fine.

So with the new teaser for Avengers: Doomsday dropping and reawakening my MCU obsession (it died with Tony Stark RIP), I have decided to stat out all six OG avengers from the MCU + Loki. Full disclosure, I did these in like an hour, and I am sure other people have different opinions and approaches to these characters, but these are just the result of a whimsical pastime. Honestly I'm just sharing these for fun.

Bruce Banner - The Hulk (let Mark Ruffalo have a movie pls)

Level 11 Barbarian, Path of the Berserker (Because Rage = Hulking out, duh)

Level 3 Cleric, Knowledge Domain (Banner has like 7 PhDs, + in fanfic, he's their field medic, iykyk)

Feats: Durable

Background: Hermit (2024) - Healer Feat

Species: Human - Tavern Brawler Feat

Proficiencies - Athletics, Intimidation, Medicine, Perception, Religion, Survival

Expertise - Arcana, History

Clint Barton - Hawkeye (in the comics he has a background in the circus and I am here for it)

Level 11 Ranger, Subclass: Fey Wanderer (going with vibes), Fighting Style: Archery (bc obviously)

Level 3 Rogue, Subclass: Scout (it just feels right to me)

Feats: Crossbow Expert, Archery

Background: Entertainer (2024) - Musician Feat

Species: Human - Lucky Feat

Proficiencies - Athletics, Deception, Persuasion

Expertise - Acrobatics, Insight, Investigation, Nature, Performance, Stealth, Survival

Natasha Romanoff - The Black Widow (she is so good at her job that she doesn't need to multiclass)

Level 14 Rogue, Subclass: Assassin (do I need to explain?)

Feats: Actor, Lightly Armored

Background: Criminal/Spy (2024)

Species: Human - Alert Feat

Proficiencies - Insight, Investigation, Sleight of Hand

Expertise - Stealth, Perception, Deception, Acrobatics

Steve Rogers - Captain America (his oath is to freedom - but like real freedom not politically approved conditional freedoms)

Level 11 Paladin, Oath of Devotion (once again going with vibes)

Level 3 Fighter, Battle Master (he is too tactical to not be)

Feats: Inspiring Leader, Thrown Weapon Fighting, Protection

Background: Soldier (2024) - Savage Attacker

Species: Variant Human (the serum) - Shield Master (OF COURSE)

Proficiencies - Athletics, History (he lived it lol), Insight, Intimidation, Perception, Persuasion

Thor Odinson - God of Thunder (in my head, his patron is the people of Asgard)

Level 8 Warlock, Subclass: The Fathomless (mainly for the lightening and thunder based spells)

Level 5 Fighter, Eldritch Knight (needed weapons proficiencies, but also magic)

Feats: Elemental Adept (Lightening Damage), Elemental Adept (Thunder Damage), Great Weapon Fighting, Savage Attacker

Background: Noble (2024) - Skilled Feat

Species: Aasimar (more god-like)

Proficiencies - Arcana, Athletics, History, Insight, Intimidation, Persuasion, Survival

Loki Laufeyson Odinson - God of Mischief (he has three classes and none of them use the same ability modifier which honestly I think Loki is just *that* character anyway)

Level 3 Sorcerer, Shadow Magic (bc mischief)

Level 3 Rogue, Subclass: Phantom (he's a sneaky boi)

Level 8 Wizard, School of Enchantment (Loki definitely studied magic more than Thor he has big nerd energy)

Feats: Spell Sniper

Background: Charlatan (2024) - Skilled Feat

Species: Aasimar

Proficiencies - Acrobatics, Insight, Perception, Sleight of Hand, Stealth

Expertise - Arcana, Deception, Persuasion

Tony Stark - Ironman (my beloved)

Level 9 Artificer, Armorer (for the armor infusions)

Level 5 Bard, College of Eloquence (bc he's the most famous pre-superhero, used to media, and a sassy bitch)

Feats: Heavily Armored, Heavy Armor Master

Background: Merchant (2024) - Lucky Feat

Species: Human - Tough Feat

Proficiencies - Animal Handling (a bit random but it comes with a feat weirdly), Deception, Insight, Investigation

Expertise - Persuasion, Sleight of Hand

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So a thing I like to do in my spare time is stat out ridiculous character sheets for various beloved TV/Film characters in 5e on DnD Beyond. They are typically homebrewed and/or higher level, but I have no plans to play these versions ever so it's fine.

So with the new teaser for Avengers: Doomsday dropping and reawakening my MCU obsession (it died with Tony Stark RIP), I have decided to stat out all six OG avengers from the MCU + Loki. Full disclosure, I did these in like an hour, and I am sure other people have different opinions and approaches to these characters, but these are just the result of a whimsical pastime. Honestly I'm just sharing these for fun.

Bruce Banner - The Hulk (let Mark Ruffalo have a movie pls)

Level 11 Barbarian, Path of the Berserker (Because Rage = Hulking out, duh)

Level 3 Cleric, Knowledge Domain (Banner has like 7 PhDs, + in fanfic, he's their field medic, iykyk)

Feats: Durable

Background: Hermit (2024) - Healer Feat

Species: Human - Tavern Brawler Feat

Proficiencies - Athletics, Intimidation, Medicine, Perception, Religion, Survival

Expertise - Arcana, History

Clint Barton - Hawkeye (in the comics he has a background in the circus and I am here for it)

Level 11 Ranger, Subclass: Fey Wanderer (going with vibes), Fighting Style: Archery (bc obviously)

Level 3 Rogue, Subclass: Scout (it just feels right to me)

Feats: Crossbow Expert, Archery

Background: Entertainer (2024) - Musician Feat

Species: Human - Lucky Feat

Proficiencies - Athletics, Deception, Persuasion

Expertise - Acrobatics, Insight, Investigation, Nature, Performance, Stealth, Survival

Natasha Romanoff - The Black Widow (she is so good at her job that she doesn't need to multiclass)

Level 14 Rogue, Subclass: Assassin (do I need to explain?)

Feats: Actor, Lightly Armored

Background: Criminal/Spy (2024)

Species: Human - Alert Feat

Proficiencies - Insight, Investigation, Sleight of Hand

Expertise - Stealth, Perception, Deception, Acrobatics

Steve Rogers - Captain America (his oath is to freedom - but like real freedom not politically approved conditional freedoms)

Level 11 Paladin, Oath of Devotion (once again going with vibes)

Level 3 Fighter, Battle Master (he is too tactical to not be)

Feats: Inspiring Leader, Thrown Weapon Fighting, Protection

Background: Soldier (2024) - Savage Attacker

Species: Variant Human (the serum) - Shield Master (OF COURSE)

Proficiencies - Athletics, History (he lived it lol), Insight, Intimidation, Perception, Persuasion

Thor Odinson - God of Thunder (in my head, his patron is the people of Asgard)

Level 8 Warlock, Subclass: The Fathomless (mainly for the lightening and thunder based spells)

Level 5 Fighter, Eldritch Knight (needed weapons proficiencies, but also magic)

Feats: Elemental Adept (Lightening Damage), Elemental Adept (Thunder Damage), Great Weapon Fighting, Savage Attacker

Background: Noble (2024) - Skilled Feat

Species: Aasimar (more god-like)

Proficiencies - Arcana, Athletics, History, Insight, Intimidation, Persuasion, Survival

Loki Laufeyson Odinson - God of Mischief (he has three classes and none of them use the same ability modifier which honestly I think Loki is just *that* character anyway)

Level 3 Sorcerer, Shadow Magic (bc mischief)

Level 3 Rogue, Subclass: Phantom (he's a sneaky boi)

Level 8 Wizard, School of Enchantment (Loki definitely studied magic more than Thor he has big nerd energy)

Feats: Spell Sniper

Background: Charlatan (2024) - Skilled Feat

Species: Aasimar

Proficiencies - Acrobatics, Insight, Perception, Sleight of Hand, Stealth

Expertise - Arcana, Deception, Persuasion

Tony Stark - Ironman (my beloved)

Level 9 Artificer, Armorer (for the armor infusions)

Level 5 Bard, College of Eloquence (bc he's the most famous pre-superhero, used to media, and a sassy bitch)

Feats: Heavily Armored, Heavy Armor Master

Background: Merchant (2024) - Lucky Feat

Species: Human - Tough Feat

Proficiencies - Animal Handling (a bit random but it comes with a feat weirdly), Deception, Insight, Investigation

Expertise - Persuasion, Sleight of Hand

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I WAS WRONG BUT IM STILL HAPPY

A NEW SEASON THATS FREAKIN' STEAMPUNK LETS GO!

Putting it out there just in case I'm right:

Prediction: 2025 will have D20's Starstruck Odyssey Season 2

Zac mentioned on the Perfect Person Podcast with Miles that they just finished filming a season, and most intrepid heroes seasons are filmed in October/November, so this checks out.

At Gauntlet at the Garden, Murph had Barry Syx hair. Obviously he could just have grown it out bc he wanted to, but additionally the cast have been known to style their looks around the characters they play.

I have absolutely no other clues lmao and if I'm wrong oh well, i love them anyway and will watch whatever the season is, but I had this thought and I wanted to publish it here in case I was right lol

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star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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“Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time.”

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we can finally reveal the truth

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Croissant manatee 🥐

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