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life gives, life takes!

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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yeah Kimi’s the third youngest podium sitter but more importantly he’s the ONLY podium sitter that’s openly admitted on a podcast to committing credit card fraud on his friend’s trainer

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in film school they’ll tell you that actors stand close to each other in old movies because the aspect ratio is different and they have less room. however, this is not true. they stand close to each other because they’re all playing closeted gay men who want to kiss

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okay

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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Not to like be too enamoured with celebrities but Stellan Skarsgård really is some kind of nationall treasure

x

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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Alex, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.  George: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.