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A friend forced me to go back /j (thx @virgilisspidey)

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A friend forced me to go back /j (thx @virgilisspidey)

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Me, hyped because I have no class in the morning: Alright! Let's grind dices!

LOSE STREAK FOR 3 HOURS

Me, closing the game: Maybe later at night

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HI I'M ✨ BACK ✨

Victor: Gotta love knitting needles

Victor: I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens

Luca: [chokes on coffee]

Andrew: Sorry, what was that middle part?

Victor: ? I can make a hat...?

Andrew: ...

Edgar: You can use them to pin someone down on a table during an autopsy

Luca: EDGAR–

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Why can't God just tell me, "Yeah, no child growing in that stomach." and go away so I could go abt my life

BUT NO BITCHASS MADE MY UTERUS TRY TO KILL ITSELF FOR A WEEK AND FEEL SO SHITTY I COULDN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY

I have hell week tomorrow and I'm on my third day

I'm about to commit war crimes

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You know you're on a writer burnout when you can't even reach your specified word count within the day

Yes, that's me

cries Give me a break I've been writing at 12am for weeks straight–

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I FOUND A GRAVE KEEPER IN RANK /CRIES AND THROWS UP/

BUT WE LOST THO T◇T

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My friend just counted how many times our MAPEH teacher said "ah" in the time of our class

She counted,,, 62

In the duration of our class

I knew about this, now you have to, too

Live with this fact

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Mm VALE + JackJos

Luca: Did you guys know that Jack and Joseph are dating?

Victor:

Andrew:

Edgar:

Andrew: I'm sorry, they're what now?

Edgar: I feel bad for Jack having to bend down just to talk to him

Victor: Edgar no–

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Nearly complete VALE team in 2v8

WE WERE MISSING ANDREW, WHERE OUR GRAVE KEEPER MAINS AT HUH

Also that postman is a madlad

TL;DR: We lost the match, the hunters were Joker and Feaster

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Tonton? Tonton

Mike: So what's the body count?

Norton: YOU SAW THE BASEMENT?!

Mike: No, I mean, how many people did you sleep with?

Norton: Oh, I thought you saw the basement

Mike: Wait what basement?

Norton:

Mike:

Norton:

Mike, terrified: Norton?!

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Gods forbid I’m back on my bullshit

Edgar: There is no time, there is no light or darkness; those who dare venture deep will find nothing but their own fears, their nightmares haunting their every waking moment, the souls of the damned lurking in the shadows

Andrew: ... Are you ok?

Edgar: Victor’s dog stOLE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD--

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I will go batshit when I have to absorb Maths equations at 2 in the afternoon one more time

I am mentally drained to soak up information let me sLEEP

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BEFORE Y'ALL GO KILL ME FOR LDR!VICLU

Luca: I will steal my boyfriend's hoodie and never give it back when we finally meet

Victor: I have... 4 to offer

Luca: I'll take them all

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One-shot Idea??? Idk man I'm dumping all my fic ideas here

Keyboard!Victor & Golden Ratio!Edgar with Andrew & Luca, unbeknownst to them they were banished from their realm for loving a human

Yeah it's just an Angels & Demons AU sue me

(Y'know... you can find me on IDV and AO3 /lh /j)

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This is probably going to be a bad idea for a one-shot for IDV but no regrets

It's Christmas, meaning some hunters and survivors hung up mistletoe everywhere.

Except you have to fight.

Whoever wins gets a free cookie, baked by Mike.

Cue Norton and Naib, on the floor, brawling over a cookie; Mike standing there pensively, and Eli looking at them in concern.

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Doctor cult

That's it

Idk how it happened