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Random question:

Do men enjoy pooping more than women do, since their prostate is stimulated during defecation?

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Y'all think you're cool. Either supporting Russia, or Ukraine. Then there are pacifist and then. Then there's me. You fear me.

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Alright everyone, I am here to bring you something you neither need, neither want: a fairly detailed ram (stolen from Reddit) about proofs of Putin being in love with Zelenskyy.

- First Putin accepted to meet him for talks about the occupied regions, even if it would've been illogical, knowing that Volodymyr stands his ground. Furthermore Putin knew that in the past he refused a horrendous amount of money from Yanukovych (Putin's man) to shut up and let the channel he was the general director at generate russian propaganda without his Studio interfering. Not to talk that Putin is known to be watching Zelenskyy's comedy show, even though it contained anti-russian narratives, allowing him to also catch a glimpse at Zelensky's stubborn personality. So, what was the meeting for, if Putin ready knew how it would go?

- During the meeting in Paris (9 December 2019) Putin, who always acted like he is superior to "a clown who became president", struggled to even look at him during the parts of it the public has access to. Putin even avoided looking at Zelenskyy when he was right in front of him. This doesn't add up to his "macho" public image amd he clearly wasn't scared, so why was he shy?

- Later, during the pandemic, when Zelenskyy posted (2 March 2021) one of his videos to be an example to people by taking the vaccine, the leading "journalists" of Russia, the ones that are always perfectly in line with everything that comes out of Kremlin, begun openly (on National TV) describe how handsome and hot Zelenskyy is. This is not to deem as a coincidence, since this has been only done by them in regards to Putin himself and a few other russians. And it was a first one, since they had talked about Zelenskyy's physique before the very meeting in Paris, questioning why did he shave his chest and laughing at him for trying to look tough. Something changed in between those two moments and they begun to openly drool over videos of Volodymyr.

- In the month before the invasion of Ukraine, Putin made a reference to one of Zelenskyy's sketches from his show dated to 2016. Vladimir used a well known "Like it or not, bear with it my beauty" phrase, but him commenting on it a few days later during the press-conference with the president of Kazakhstan and saying it wasn't personal makes it pretty clear it was. After all the sketch from 2016 refers to Ukraine as a beauty and tells that that's the reason why Putin wants her so bad. In short: Vladimir either retained the memory of this thing for so long, or recently re-watched it, both of which make wonder why?

- After invading Ukraine Putin begun to act particularly suspicious. Why did he suddenly give the order to fine and throw in jail people who openly admit they thing that Zelenskyy is physically attractive? Just like in that one famous instance of the old lady. Didn't he let his main "journalists" say how majestic his enemy is till a few weeks earlier? 

Also the duality of Putin's words begun. He looks so confident on the recorded speeches when he calls Zelenskyy a "drugged/neo-nazi/clown/puppet of the west/disgrace for jews", making sure to never say his last name. But on videos taken in moments which no one should be recording Vladimir is suddenly so different. He begins to act shyer, to say Zelenskyy's last name, to talk about him with respect (personal favourite is the time he referred to Volodymyr with the russian word that stands both for 'mister' and 'master' while waiting for Erdogan 16 September 2022) and even said that he is cool and a FINE MAN.

- Lukashenko, one of Putin's besties and his closest ally, openly refers to Zelenskyy as "Volodya", even while talking about him to russian main "journalists", just like in that one interview from 14 June 2023. So it is safe to assume that he uses the same name while talking with Putin about Zelenskyy, because Vladimir would certainly force his closest ally to not refer to their worst enemy like that. But Putin let's it slide and that is strange to acknowledge.

I know this is not true, but I needfamfics about them.