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Frank: Janet! I can't do this stupid math!

Janet: What's the math problem?

Frank: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply

Columbia, covering Rocky's ears while Janet smacks Frank upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth

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*narrows eyes* how did you know that my house has no air conditioning?

Either way, I'll be cooled down by the lovely chills of love and lust I feel for a certain special someone!

Did u know that there are some people out there that have realllyyyy big crushes on Riff Raff?

Also can I borrow your makeup? I promise I have a good reason for it!

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did you know that some people are suffering from heatstroke 24/7 and cannot think correctly?

And keep your grimey hands off of my makeup...

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Columbia: What's it like being tall?

Columbia: Is it nice?

Columbia: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Riff Raff: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want

Magenta: It was one time!

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OMG YESSSSSSSSSS EJQXEKQ3D

The moment that you realize that the fic that you're currently working on contains (well, will contain) seven speeches-

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The moment that you realize that the fic that you're currently working on contains (well, will contain) seven speeches-

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Eddie: What's your body count?

Frank: Do you mean sex or murder?

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if you were trying to buy a train ticket and i gave you heroin instead would you ask for a refund?

While Riff Raff may be someone I love dearly, he and I do in fact hope for VERY different things when we hear Candyman!

So yeah I'd beg for a refund immediately XD

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What are Rocky Horror characters opinions on Stranger Things?

Who's their favourite character?

What's their favourite season/scene

What's their favourite song featured in the show?

OMG YES CFWICWRIWTCIQFCK

(Full disclosure I haven't watched the show in a while and I'm not sure if I quite finished season 4 but I do know how it ends and I do love the show!!!)

Frank: Frank absolutely LOOOVEESSSS Stranger Things!!! His favorite character is Kali because of her punk style!!! He REALLY loved that whole episode in a big way because of the costumes!!! He also thinks that she's a complete and total badass and he REALLY loves it in her!!! His favorite season is season four because he thinks that the scary factor REALLY amps up with Vecna!!! He loves it SO much!!! He thinks that the entire aesthetic of the Upside Down is really amazing!!! His favorite episode is The Battle of Starcourt because it's spooky, exciting, and he absolutely LOVES the aesthetic of the mall in that episode!!! It really does have everything going for it!!! He absolutely LOVES most of the songs on the soundtrack, but he does really like to play Whip It as loud as he possibly can when he wants him to shape up and do better!!! It works like a charm every time!!! All in all, Frank absolutely LOVES Stranger Things!!! He really does!!!

Brad: Brad TOTALLY loves Stranger Things!!! His favorite character is Jonathan, since he REALLY loves watching the most normal feeling kid in the world get into trouble and do crazy things!!! He feels like he really missed out on a lot during his teenage years, and he feels like this is his chance to really make up for it!!! His favorite season is season 3 because he loves the whole mall setting!!! It's another thing that he missed out on, because he always did want to go on a shopping spree, but he felt like he never could, being the "man" that he was supposed to be!!! He also just loves the way that the kids sneak into the theater!!! He definitely wishes that he could've done that and he loves it so much!!! Their sneaking in is their sneaking in!!! Brad's favorite song featured on the show is Africa by Toto!!! He's aware that he's pretty basic in that, but he really does love it nonetheless!!! Brad TOTALLY loves Stranger Things!!! He really does!!!

Janet: Janet absolutely ADORES Stranger Things with every fibre of her being!!! Her favorite character is Nancy because she sees a lot of Nancy in herself!!! She definitely projects onto her DEEPLY!!! Janet didn't get any Steves to notice her, but she still feels very similar fo Nancy in many ways!!! And besides, she got her Jonathan and that's all that she needs!!! Her favorite season is season 1 because she loves the feeling of beginnings and she absolutely LOVES all the sweet and tender moments that there are!!! It really makes her smile!!! Her favorite scene is the one with Dustin and Mike where he says that the "rules" don't matter and that they're all his best friends!!! It made her cry the first time that she watched it and she absolutely ADORES it!!! Her favorite song on the show is Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper!!! She sings it in the car all the time and she TOTALLY sways her head to it!!! She loves it so much!!! Janet LOVES Stranger Things!!! It makes her so happy!!!

Riff Raff: Riff Raff TOTALLY admires and loves Stranger Things!!! His favorite character is Murray because he makes him laugh so much AND he TOTALLY relates to how frustrated he is!!! His favorite season overall is season two, since he REALLY feels that the emotional weight and excitement of the show is at its most alive and powerful then!!! His favorite scene, however, is in season three when Murray yells at both Joyce and Hopper and tells them to either talk about their feelings or let him pull over so that the two of them can fuck on the side of the road!!! He laughed SO hard and to this day Brad and Janet have NO clue that that scene is the distant cousin of what Riff Raff and Magenta wanted to yell at them about the sex stuff when they first met!!! He's also absolutely OBSESSED with the experimentation on Eleven plotline, and he's got absolute TUNNEL vision whenever that stuff comes up. Generally speaking, that is his favorite plotline in the show, though it does make him feel a bit reminded of building Rocky. Riff Raff's favorite song featured on the show is Running Up That Hill!!! He thinks that it has a very pleasant and relaxing melody and he found it to be shockingly beautiful when he first heard it!!! It made him feel happy and calm!!! Riff Raff LOVES Stranger Things!!! It's so much fun!!!

Magenta: Magenta is a true horror FANATIC and she absolutely LOVES Stranger Things!!! She's a HUGE horror addict and this is amazing!!! Her favorite character is 001/Vecna because she thinks that he's SO creepy and she absolutely LOVES watching him become more and more of an obvious evil!!! She's not sure which she likes more, when he's 001 and looking human, or when he's Vecna!!! Because either way he is TERRIFYING, and she loves it!!! Her favorite season is season four because she thinks that it's the scariest by far, and she and Riff Raff shared the world's most MASSIVE cheer when Brenner finally died for real!!! Her favorite scene is when Vecna reveals who he is to Eleven, and also when Barb gets dragged into the Upside Down!!! She LOVES watching Barb get dragged into the Upside Down!!! No offense to Barb, she's just got an AMAZING scream!!! Her favorite song featured on the show is Every Step You Take because it is SOOOOOOO creepy!!! She listens to that song CHRONICALLY!!! Magenta LOVES Stranger Things!!! She really does!!!

Columbia: Columbia absolutely LOVES Stranger Things!!! She's definitely squealed in fear at certain parts but she loves it SO much!!! Columbia's favorite character is Dustin and she finds his friendship with Steve to be one of the most charming, wonderful, and exciting parts of the show!!! She thinks that they're so amazing together and she never would've thought so prior!!! Her favorite season is season three because she finds the aesthetic and excitement to be INCREDIBLE!!! She also loves the addition of Robin as a character!!! Her favorite scene is when Dustin comes back from camp and sees Steve and they hug each other and are just SO excited!!! She and Janet were both SO happy watching that together and it was the best time EVER!!! She also has a soft spot for the scene in the last episode of season 2 where Dustin and Steve put the monster corpse in the freezer!!! It is FANTASTIC!!! Her favorite song in the show is I Just Died in Your Arms and Eddie finds it ADORABLE that she loves that song for some reason!!!! Neither of them are quite sure as to why!!! But either way, he sings it for her all the time!!! Columbia absolutely LOVES Stranger Things!!! She really does!!!

Rocky: Rocky absolutely LOVES the scenes that he is permitted to watch in Stranger Things!!! He's not allowed to watch the whole show, because he's too young, but he absolutely LOVES the scenes that he can watch!!! His favorite character is Eleven because he absolutely LOVES the magic and the powers!!! He thinks that it's so mystical and amazing and he goes absolutely FERAL for it!!! Her and Mike also made him absolutely SWOON with romance!!! His favorite season is season one because everything is really at its simplest then and he can follow along really easily when he can't watch!!! It's really easy to explain!!! His favorite scene is the Snow Ball because everything is so happy and good!!! He loves seeing the couples get together and Nancy dancing with Dustin!!! His favorite song featured in the show, and yes I'm going to count it because it was there and you can't stop me, is the Ghostbusters theme song!!! The group had literally JUST gotten through Rocky's Ghostbusters phase and the second season's Ghostbusters presence REALLY set it off in him again!!! And then the entire group had to listen to the theme song a million MORE times!!! He loves Stranger Things!!! He really does!!!

Eddie: Eddie TOTALLY loves Stranger Things!!! He thinks that it's so much fun and he LOVES how entertaining of an absolutely wild ride it is while also being SO gory!!! He does appreciate that for sure!!! His favorite character is, coincidentally, Eddie!!! He was absolutely DEVASTATED when he died, though he knows full well that he should've seen it coming, since he knows the show's pattern by now, but still, he REALLY wanted to believe that it wouldn't happen this time!!! But still!!! His favorite season is season 2 because he thinks that season is SO exciting!!! He only wishes that Eddie were in it, but still!!! He absolutely LOVES the plotline with Dustin adopting the monster!!! His favorite scene is honestly just the sum of Eddie Munson's facial expressions!!! He absolutely LOVES those stoner faces!!! He REALLY does!!! As for his favorite song featured on the show, that's too hard for him to decide out loud!!! There are too many rock songs to choose from!!! In his heart, though, he knows secretly that the answer is, and will always be, Shout At The Devil!!! He LOVES that song to death!!! Eddie totally loves Stranger Things!!! He thinks that it's so much fun!!!

Doctor Scott: Doctor Scott TOTALLY enjoys and loves Stranger Things!!! He sees how made with love that show is and he sees how talented everyone involved in its creation is and he's REALLY impressed with what they put out!!! His favorite character is Joyce because of the way that she loves her children and will stop at nothing to protect them!!! Her unwavering belief that Will is alive and also assuring Eleven that if she doesn't want to, she doesn't have to do anything dangerous in season one makes him feel amazing!!! His favorite season is season one because he thinks that the bond between parents and kids is at its best there, though he does love Eleven and Hopper in season 2!!! His favorite scene is when Hopper and Eleven are in the car together, talking about their relationship and how much they care for each other and why they're so scared!!! He loves it so much!!! His favorite song featured in the show is Dream a Little Dream of Me!!! He thinks that it's SO lovely and he absolutely adores it!!! Doctor Scott LOVES Stranger Things!!! He really does!!!

The Criminologist: The Criminologist absolutely LOVES Stranger Things!!! His favorite part of it all is that the show is all about uncovering the mystery of these monsters and this other world!!! And he can truly never get enough of that!!! His favorite character is Steve because he finds his redemption to be SO charming and he has a deeply warm spot in his heart for him!!! He loves the way that he bonds with the kids and fights so hard to protect them!!! He thought that season one would be his favorite, considering that there's so much to do with uncovering Will's mystery, but then season four came along and the solving of the Vecna mystery absolutely had him HOOKED!!! He was more obsessed than ever!!! His favorite song featured in the show is Total Eclipse of the Heart!!! He loves it so much!!! All in all, The Criminologist absolutely LOVES Stranger Things, especially when it's a mystery being solved with things that aren't humans!!! He loves that with all his heart!!! He really does!!!

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I'M BRINGING THE CHEEETOOOOOSSSSS

@twyz @brightyor @eviesroompookie @ishouldbeworkingbutimnot @attabeau @parmsnik

Moot party!!

idk how to do these so reblog and tag ur moots/besties :3

i’ll start

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Murderer: Any last words?

Frank: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest

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🌸My Super Long Hopefully Fun Character Ask Game:

👕Appearance

What is your character's favorite physical trait they possess?

What would your character wear if they were told they had to gussy up?

Is there something about your character's appearance that they would change if possible?

Does your character have a favorite material they like to wear?

What are your character's opinion on scars?

How much interest does your character take in trends?

Is there someone your character tries to look similar to?

Does your character have a physical trait that they're known for?

What does your character smell like?

If your character could splurge on a particular garment, what would it be?

Is your character's favorite color a color they wear often?

Has your character gone through major stylistic or physical changes?

What is something your character would refuse to wear?

Is there a style your character is afraid they can’t pull off?

Would your character wear something someone else picked out for them?

Is your character's appearance more telling or deceiving?

What are your character's thoughts on wearing costumes?

Does your character have a favorite outfit?

If your character had to get a tattoo what would it be?

📦Objects

Is there an item your character doesn't like to leave without?

What gift would your character give to someone they didn't like but felt obligated to?

What type of object is likely to catch your character's attention?

Is there an item your character liked that they can’t get back? 

Would your character ever try to haggle?

What is something your character is proud to own?

Does your character ever spend more than they have?

What would it take for your character to give up an item they really like?

Does your character prefer to give or receive gifts?

Is there a type of object your character doesn’t like?

What might an acquaintance think is a good gift for your character?

Does your character personify objects?

What does your character most enjoy shopping for?

Is there an item your character is embarrassed they own or want?

Would your character prefer something bought or made personally?

Is your character willing to ask for things?

What is most important to your character when shopping?

🍽️Food and Drink

What flavor would your character say their personality is?

Would your character prefer baking, cooking or mixing drinks?

Is there a food or drink your character is unwilling to try?

How big is your character's appetite?

Does your character consider eating fun?

Would your character eat or drink something they didn't like to appease someone?

Is there food that has made your character sick?

What is your character's favorite food group?

Does your character like to try new foods?

What is a childhood meal your character cherishes?

Is your character food motivated?

Which mealtime is your character's favorite?

How much does your character care about wasting food?

Does your character prefer restaurant food or home cooked food?

What food or drink does your character consider a treat?

Is there a food texture your character doesn't like?

What kind of drinks does your character prefer?

🌤️Weather and Nature

What would your character do if they were suddenly caught in the rain?

Has your character had a meaningful encounter with an animal?

What season would your character say they're most similar to?

Is there a natural phenomenon that scares your character?

Has your character ever had an animal phase?

Would your character enjoy sky gazing?

Does your character have a good sense of direction?

What type of environment does your character like best?

Is your character good with animals?

How would your character react to snow?

What part of nature would your character most resonate with?

Could your character survive in the wilderness on their own for a week or more?

What element best represents your character?

Does your character prefer hot or cold weather?

Is there a creature that scares your character?

What celestial body would interest your character the most?

Is your character good with plants?

How willing would your character be to nap outside?

What animal would your character say best represents them?

🤝Community and Relationships

Does your character prefer company or solitude when sick?

What is your character's favorite kind of social event?

How comfortable would your character be singing and dancing in front of others?

Is your character upfront about their feelings?

Who would your character first seek if they needed medical help?

How willing would your character be to go to a party with people they don't know?

Who is your character most honest with?

How likely is it for your character to initiate a friendship?

Where is your character's comfort place?

Is there a habit your character has that they learned from someone else?

Does your character have people they think would worry about them if they got injured?

How would your character react to being put in a position of leadership?

Would your character be good at providing medical assistance?

Who would your character say knows them best?

Is there a person your character would turn to for backup in a fight?

Who would your character most want to sign their cast if they got one?

How well does your character work with others?

What is your character's favorite form of affection?

Does your character enjoy celebrating holidays?

What would it take for your character to get into a fight?

💓Mind, Body and Soul

What is a habit your character has that others might find cute?

Are there particular sounds your character is fond of?

Is your character more prone to fight or flight?

Does your character believe in myths and fairy tales?

What words could tear your character down?

How well does your character act under pressure?

Is your character good at practicing self-care?

What scents does your character find comforting?

Does your character have any allergies?

Is your character a light, medium or heavy sleeper?

Does your character have strong willpower?

Is your character more likely to give advice or seek it?

How does your character relax?

Is there a secret thing your character longs to hear?

Does your character have a sleep routine?

Would your character feel confident in a fight?

Is your character more energized in the morning, afternoon or at night?

How often does your character have nightmares?

Are there scents your character dislikes?

Is there a fear your character wants to learn to overcome?

If your character had to act in a play what role would they think they’d best perform?

Does your character have a high pain tolerance?

🎲 Hobbies and Activities

What kind of games does your character most enjoy playing?

Does your character have a secret hobby?

What is a talent your character wishes they had?

Is there an activity your character used to enjoy that they now dislike?

Which does your character try to prioritize more, work or hobbies?

Does your character work better with creative or technical endeavors?

What is a talent that your character is proud of?

Is your character more outdoorsy or indoorsy?

What is a topic your character would be excited to talk about? 

Is there a skill your character doesn’t know they’re bad at?

Does your character have any injury stories?

What kind of music does your character enjoy?

Has your character ever made something for themselves or someone else?

What is your character’s opinion on cheating in games?

How good is your character at following through on projects?

What’s an activity that reminds your character of someone else?

Does your character prefer music or silence?

What is a topic your character wouldn't want to talk about?

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Riff Raff: Hey, Magenta? I've got an idea for how to solve this

Magenta, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Riff Raff: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Magenta!

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Riff Raff: And here we see Eddie and Columbia in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh

Eddie: Gaelic bread

Columbia: grueling Brad

Eddie: Ha ha, glamorous beans

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Riff Raff: Eddie! Have you no dignity?

Eddie: Of course not! How long have we known each other?

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Columbia: So Frankie was just using me?

Riff Raff: I'm sorry, Columbia

Magenta, trying to contain her amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now

Columbia:

Riff Raff: Ok, that's a time out

Magenta: No, I was just trying to-

Riff Raff: Go sit over there!

Magenta: *Walks away in defeat*

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Brad: Why are you talking to yourself?

Frank: It's called a soliloquy, bitch

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What are the Rocky Horror characters like at karoake?

What songs do they sing, who is reluctant to sing, and are there any duets?

OMG I LOVE IT SM YESYESYESSSS

Frank: Frank absolutely LOVES to sing at karaoke!!! He either completely NAILS it or picks a song that he absolutely SWEARS he can hit all of the notes on and COMPLETELY fucks it up!!! His absolute GREATEST performance was of Razzle Dazzle from Chicago!!! He got a standing ovation for like a whole thirty seconds afterwards!!! It was absolutely INCREDIBLE!!! Everyone was so impressed!!! His absolute WORST performance was a solo done of Bang Bang by Ariana Grande, Jessie J, and Nicki Minaj! He could've opted out of singing it as a solo and had someone else assist and hit that G5 for him (Ariana Grande's high note), but he didn't and the rest is history!!! Frank will absolutely FORCE his way onto the stage!!! He doesn't really do any duets, unless the song is about 95% him!!! He made Brad do My Friends from Sweeney Todd with him, and Brad was pretty disappointed in the result!!! Frank then convinced him that he had a MUCH better song idea, and he wound up just singing background vocals that time!!! Either way, they got MASSIVE applause!!! It was fantastic!!! It really was!!!

Brad: Brad is SO scared to sing at karaoke!!! He really sings the most when he's been dragged up there by the rest of the group!!! He'll usually choose to sing a completely average pop song!!! Like, think about the songs you heard on the radio years ago, thought, "That song is ok to listen to but I'll never search for it myself!" And that is the EXACT song that Brad sings ALL the time and it is a BEAUTIFULLY average performance with hilarious dance moves!!! It's SO much fun!!! He and Janet LOVE to sing duets!!! When he has things his way, it's a really fun number that doesn't get too sappy at all!!! He still gets embarrassed by that, but he LOVES to sing songs where the singers relationship isn't specified!!! They're pretty hard to come by, but when they DO come along, it's absolutely AMAZING!!! Brad needs to be all but forced up onto the stage, but once he's up there, he has a REALLY great time and does a great job!!! He really does!!

Janet: Janet REALLY wants to get up on that stage, but she's never going to be the one to go first!!! She has to watch her friends all go first and then be like "Should I gonna do it? This machine has Frozen on it? Oh I'm a bit nervous but I really want to!" and get lots of positive affirmation before she goes up to perform!!! She absolutely LOVES it when a karaoke bar has a Disney song on it!!! Her favorite to perform is For the First Time in Forever, but she also REALLY loves Part of your World and When Will my Life Begin!!! She absolutely LOVES it and EVERYBODY comments on the fact that she literally looks like a Disney Princess!!! And she totally does!!! She has so much fun singing and she does a very nice job once she gets the confidence!!! When she gets her way on what duets to sing with Brad, she either convinces him to do a Disney one, or she convinces him to do an INCREDIBLY sweet and romantic one!!! She loves it SO much and he is nervous out of his MIND!!! All in all, Janet has a great time when she gets up there and it's fantastic!!! She really is a Disney Princess!!!

Riff Raff: Riff Raff has absolute RANGE.... when he's sober!!! He, like Frank, has gotten OUTSTANDING applause for his songs!!! He's managed Bohemian Rhapsody easily and also he's done LOTS of intense numbers originally sung by women in their original key!!! However, there are also times when he is not sober!!! In those moments, he COMPLETELY blows his voice out by screaming, and then the others, especially Magenta, laugh their asses off the next day as he learns what he's done to Poker Face by Lady Gaga!!! He is, to say the least, not proud of it!!! He isn't afraid at all to get up on the stage, and that proves to be both a blessing and a curse with the drinking problem!!! He's actively asked Magenta and the others to stop him from getting up on the stage if he gets too drunk and or high, but drunk Riff Raff performances are in fact her favorite part of the evening!!! They absolutely LOVE to sing duets together!!! One of Riff Raff's favorites that they've done together is a dueted version of Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen!!! Riff Raff is usually either the best performance of the night or the worst performance of the night!!! And hey, either way, it's an experience to behold!!!

Magenta: Magenta is an AMAZING singer and she's totally unafraid to get up on the stage!!!! Usually, the thing that she has to be afraid of is getting too suggestive!!!! Granted, this is a bar and she can sing whatever lyrics she wants, but she's REALLY tempted to start stripping every time in the middle of her solo, and everyone has to do their VERY best to not get her kicked out!!! Many getting ready sessions have included the group intentionally getting her to wear certain outfits because they're hard to take off gracefully!!! She absolutely ROCKS You Call me a Bitch Like it's a Bad Thing by Halestorm!!! She interacts with her audience SO much more than any of the others and she has a PHENOMENAL time!!! As for duets, she also loves to sing with Riff Raff!!! Magenta's favorite song that they've ever done together is Dream a Little Dream of Me!!! They had so much fun!!! Magenta LOVES karaoke!!! She really does!!!

Columbia: Omg Columbia is about to absolutely ROCK THIS JOINT!!! She is HERE TO DO THIS!!! Well, she's also here to watch Eddie perform, and the others, and to perform WITH Eddie!!! But still, she is ready to get this party started!!! She absolutely LOVES this!!! She's either gonna be singing rock n roll or pop most of the time, though she did also give an AMAZING performance of Popular from Wicked, with Ariana Grande's A5!!! When she performs, she does so with SO much bubbliness and excitement!!! She had the whole room dancing Hot To Go when she sang it!!! Columbia does duets with Eddie ALL the time!!! Their most famous one is Phantom of the Opera!!! Those two absolutely NAILED that title song like CRAZY!!! It was incredible!!! It DEFINITELY caught Doctor Scott off guard!!! All in all, Columbia is purely FANTASTIC at karaoke!!! She really is!!!

Rocky: The group tells Rocky to go on the stage, they get Baby Shark ready for him to sing, and then he... just doesn't sing it!! He bops around a bit all confused and is really really scared to be on the stage!!! It is the most awkward three minutes of everybody's life!!! The group is all calling out for him to sing, but he just doesn't quite get it somehow!!! He's a bit overwhelmed and overstimulated but thankfully everybody else at the bar thinks that he's adorable for being nervous!!! Afterwards, they tried to help him out and when they could go up again Janet came up to sing it with him, but he didn't sing then either and somehow it just doesn't work as well to charm the rest of the bar when Janet is helping hold the microphone up to his face while singing without its help!!! All in all, the group doesn't really have Rocky sing at this age anymore!!! He's got to grow up a bit because he really is too nervous right now!!! And hey, that's perfectly fine!!!

Eddie: Eddie FULLY comes into this bar with the talent perspective of "Make way, fives! A ten is speaking!" And he does an absolutely FANTASTIC job!!! He does, however, have to live with the fact that other people do a fantastic job as well and that he can't really be a little bitch about it!!! He does absolutely NAIL it, though!!! He sings It's My Life by Bon Jovi and it has the entire crowd absolutely CHEERING!!! He nails it and he KNOWS it!!! Of course, it's not Doctor Scott's style of music, but he has to deal with that in this instance!!! Eddie also LOVES to sing duets with Columbia!!! They have the best harmonies and they give each other excited looks all the time whenever they pull it off and the entire crowd thinks that they're absolutely PERFECT together!!! And the crowd is absolutely not wrong!!! They're incredible!!!

Doctor Scott: Doctor Scott is really reluctant to get up on the stage in an absolutely HUGE way!!! He has never taken a singing lesson in his life!!! If forced, he'll wind up singing something like "If I Only Had a Brain" from the Wizard of Oz or something else with a melody that's INCREDIBLY easy to follow along with with lyrics!!! Still, he can't stay in key, though!!! He felt pretty obligated to do a song that people would know, despite the fact that he really doesn't have to feel that obligation!!! But still, it's pretty embarrassing and Eddie wants to laugh himself into tomarrow!!! But he holds it in, thankfully!!! He doesn't really do any duets since it's already a miracle that they got him this far, but Janet comes to help him out with Dorothy's lines and she has such a lovely voice that he loves to perform the song with her at that point onwards!!! It's fun because it's with her and he doesn't have anything against singing, he just doesn't like to sing poorly!!! But it's fun to just sing for fun, and he learns that, and in the end he winds up having LOTS of fun!!!

The Criminologist: If there is any soul brave enough to do slam poetry at a karaoke bar, it is him!!! If there are no souls brave enough to do slam poetry at a karaoke bar, then he will be singing Chim Chim Cher-ee from Mary Poppins!!! He has an absolutely AMAZING time either way!!! If he does slam poetry, he's TOTALLY changing the lighting to give himself a little spotlight!!! It is AMAZING, he wrote it himself, and it features his theories from previous criminal cases, though nobody figures that part out!!! If he sings Chim Chim Cher-ee, he is TOTALLY trying to dance at the same time, which goes so so, but his singing is PHENOMENAL!!! He didn't plan on doing any duets, but he wound up doing one later in the evening when a woman came up and asked him if he'd like to do Step in Time with her!!! It was an INCREDIBLE experience for him and he loved it SO much!!! The whole time was REALLY amazing!!! It really was!!!