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Why is flour called flour when its made out of grains? It also doesn't even smell nice...
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;^; looks like a bird getting ready for an old fashioned fight with its fisty-cuffs
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We are never going to let him have his final rest if its the last thing we keep up as a society his name will be in circulation
copper my beloved
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Humans should be able to purr.
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Who invented German chocolate cake? I hate them. You have a perfectly good chocolate cake. No problem whatsoever. THEN YOU ADD THE DEVIL'S UNCOOKED RICE TO IT?!? coconut is genuinely the worst texture in the world. I hope god hears me when i say nothing would be lost if coconut was removed from existence
#autism#its just the autism#coconut sucks ass#grrrrrrrr#lgbtq#meow meow#this#texture#sucks ass#AND ITS NOT EVEN FROM GERMANY
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fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit
That's one guy, you fucking shit
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Social media is like a school. Twitter (formally known as twitter) is the hallway where everyone fights. Facebook is the staff area where all the old people sit and argue about the kids being to dang on they damn fones. Blue sky is like the playground. And tumblr is like the cafeteria but specifically the side all the gay and autistic people sit on. Idk where any of the other ones fit in here but i felt smart.
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Sooo Spotify wrapped got released. Apparently i got adopted by milk in the microwave. Not bad (i will release the wrapped if yall want it for some reason)
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They should give me bombs
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So many boob drawers dont get it... its abt the weight. Its abt the sag and the tension. Sphere anime boobs frighten and scare me. Show me that thang is made of flesh n it has give. What is the FUCKING point of 'instead of shirt she has bandages/vines/ribbons to cover her modesty/make sure shes not just free swanging' if they're still gonna be perfectly spherical??? Show me the gravity, let me see the places where the bandages compress which squishes it on either side... u guys get what I mean
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