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See you after the big one

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Hey Tumblr,

what about

Jesus-Presenting Nipples?

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tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

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How to Make Your Papers Look Longer

Double space them (this is also correct MLA format

Use Times Newer Roman instead of Times New Roman

Adjust your margins to be thicker

Select all of the periods in your paper and make them 2 font points bigger than the rest of the text. This is effective but pretty much unnoticeable without a side by side comparison.

Expand the character spacing

Lengthen your header. Consider including your name, the name of the course, your teacher’s name, the date, your email or ID number, etc.

Use a block header

Make your title 2 font points bigger

Add a header or footer that includes page numbers

Use letters to spell out any numbers less than ten

Don’t use contractions

Raise the font point from 12 to 12.5

Don’t use abbreviations

Use footnotes if they fit

Bold and underline your title

Use a thesaurus to find longer synonyms for words

Inflate your phrases - “in fact” becomes “as a matter of fact”, “if” becomes “in the event that”, etc.

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me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

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wardrobe appreciation: peter parker

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my tumblr relationships

me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life

me: also what is your name

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five below alternatives to things

- Pop Socket alternative $5

- Slip-On Vans alternative $5

- Mermaid Eyeshadow Palette $5

- 10 mL Aromatherapy Oils $3

- Phone Armband $5

- Magnetic Smartphone Ring Holder

- Makeup Removing Wipes $4

- Dry Shampoo $3

- Cucumber Clay Mask $4

- Lush Bath Bomb alternative $3

- Beauty Blender set alternative $4

- Gel Nail Polish $3

- Sperry Slip-On alternative $5

- Fake Aviators $5

- University of Michigan Bag $5

- Harvard T-Shirt $5

- Laptop Sleeve $5

- Sketchpad $5

- Post-Its $1

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Jamie Crenshaw (37): “Heads up parents of 5th thru 7th grade girls. The transgender is already using the girls bathroom. We have been told how the school has gone above and beyond to make sure he has his own restroom yet he is still using the girls. REALLY….looks like it’s gonna be a long year. We have made school board meetings over this situation last year but nothing seems to be changing. This is the same kid that got an trouble as soon as he transferred two years ago for looking over the stalls in the girls bathroom. Enough is enough. – with Burney Crenshaw.”

- Owner of Crenshaw Chemical and Fertilizer

- 580-434-2432

Gina Segraves (52): “How old is this thing”

- https://www.facebook.com/gina.segraves.7?lst=100027088098406%3A100003188673153%3A1533990781

Jamie Crenshaw (37): “12. He came to our school in the 5th grade and is now in the 7th.”

Ty Hays (42): “This thing!!!! I love it. Got a name for it now. Perfect name”

- https://www.facebook.com/ty.hays.14

Eddie Belcher (79): “If he wants to be a female make him a female. A good sharp knife should do the trick.”

- Supporter of the Confederacy

Kevin Bickerstaff (58): “Just tell the kids to kick*** in the bathroom and it won’t want to come back”

David Williams: “you know we have open hunting seasons on them kind. Aint no bag limit in them either”

Seth Cooper: “Let Parker whoop his a** until he quits coming to school.”

- Owner of Cooper Ranch and Trucking LLC

- 580-677-0107

- shelbie_murphy@yahoo.com

Waylon Lott: “I let the queer teacher get me worked up! This is even worse! Lol”

- https://www.facebook.com/waylon.lott

Seth Cooper: “Lmao, both cases are BS, neither one of them should be allowed near th[sic] school.” 

Jay Standifer (45):  “Seth Shelbie Cooper sounds like we are going to have to get a case of beer and a big ass fan to get him and his dad smoked off”

- https://www.facebook.com/jay.standifer

- Ranch manager at Buckhorn Creek Ranch

all info and pictures are from hate trackers (page linked by @biscuit-tornado

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It’s an extremely popular opinion among middle and upper class white people.

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when he licks his lips seductively

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animals portrayed as “evil” in media: sharks, bats, snakes, spiders, crows, bees, dobermans

animals that are actually evil: geese, mosquitoes, ticks, capuchins, maggots, candiru, people who like hamilton