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"When I finally get a motorcycle and dox myself to make theisttraps for 🍏 when I strap wm down on it"
So like you're gonna ride me and bike 🩷
(I have motivation to work out now bc if we ever meet, I need your hands on me and gotta have no waist.)
((be surprised if one i just randomly change the playlist cover to my face and then change it back))
YOU KNOW I WILL, MIGHT DOUBLE TIME IT ACTUALLY
(yes but they'll be on ya no matter what😛)
((you better tell me if you do it 🤸♀️)
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Okay so like idk how to start this so I'm just gonna start
So I went to the mall with my friend, and we were just walking around. Frost, I got a monster and bought her chocolate, but then I wanted coffee, so I bought coffee. Mind you, we left the mall to get coffee and we were walking since we walked to the mall because it was so close to us. So we get my coffee and go back to the mall because it was hot as FAWK. Me and my friend are in random stores just walking around looking at clothes, and doing dumb shit. This girl gets a text from her mom about rain so we start to leave. We wanted to get food though, but the place we were gonna eat at was a little bit of a walk away from the mall. So we're leaving the mall and it's POURING. My homegirl just got her hair done and COULD NOT get it wet. Me being the good friend I am, I took my shirt off and gave her the shirt to cover her hair (I had a cropped top under.) So we were walking in the rain, and I'm like being super femme or whatever cause I'm wearing baggy jeans and a cropped top. We get to the restaurant and I see myself in the window, I COULD NOT RECOGNIZE MYSELF. My friend also complimented my body, which made me a bit more confident. Anyways we get in the restaurant, she gives the shirt back, it's soaked, I still wear it, I eat while wearing the soaked shirt. When we leave, it isn't raining, so yay.
If I had a nickel for every time I took off my shirt for a friend to protect their hair I'd have two pickles, not a lot but crazy it happens twice (I think that's how the sound goes idk)
Dude, two months ago, my friend just got her silk press, but it was raining, so I took my shirt off and walked her home.
OKAY GENTLE(WO)MAN DOING THE MOST FOR YOUR FRIENDS (i need a friend like this)
also remind me to get my hair done if we ever hang out cause #iwannamakeyoutakeyourshirtoff
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Guys its finally raining omg its still do hot
But I have a little story time so who wants it (very little)
Guys, I became very feminine for like 5 minutes omg
thats gonna be me tmmr its gonna rain while being hot as FUCK💔
but i want the storytime
PROOF OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.
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gmorning i can’t sleep so it’s tumblr o clock
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Slow sapphics is so real bc a few months ago I was talking to a friend, telling her how bad I wanted a gf, wishing I had one at our school. I told her, "I literally need a girlfriend who goes here because I just wanna hold hands, hug, be overly touchy and ahit and I'd probably be barking on all fours when I see her." This girl responded by saying, "Yeah, really, I'm single." BY BITCH ASS ASSUMED SHE WAA JUST AGREEING, COMPLAINGING WITH ME. The other day I was with my older cousin, told her about the conversation, and she told me, "You're slow, she was flirting!"
GUYS WDF LIKE BROOO THIS CANNOT BE TRUEWEEEWEE
..i cant even defend this one babes
YOU SAID I NEED A GF THAT GOES HERE AND THIS MF SAID IM SINGLE💔💔
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WOOOO A BIT B IS EDITING AGAIN AND I'M FEELING MOTIVATED WOOOOOO
YAYAYAYA WHO ELSE CHEERED
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No cause it was hot as a witches coochie out here td
(East Coast???????!!!!!)
omg yes this shit made olaf shake in his boots
(stop. yes east coast 🥀)
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ignore the dust but WHAT THE FUCK.
edit: why did it just now post💔
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In love frl 😇😇
(in love psych?!)
me too, what a coincidence!!
(eve, psyche, and the bluebeard wife)
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Am I the only one who thinks Bacardi tastes like cough syrup? Specifically Bacardi Superior cause I'm actually super innocent and don't drink but ykyk I fear I'm the only one 💔
(I'm very innocent I actually don't even drink never ever have I touched any form of alcohol)
👻👻
never had it💔
(cant relate i fear)
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!
yalls are my biggest fans🥳
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Sigh
I let her get away 💔
One small mistake and she gave up on me (Wqs gonna wass morw bhr ionnwanna boring)
((listen before I go is playing I need to jump))
(((i can no longer type)))
sigh
its okay yall, she doesn't know what shes missing out on </3
i just woke up and cant process info rn wait
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Im extending my freaky hours cause a bitch is going another round
(I don't think my emoji is necessary)
yeah ik who you are..👻
but yayayy welcome back freaky mf
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You wanna ride my face but a bitch is needy.
I wanna have our needy counts rubbing against each other, making the biggest mess. So soaked and so messy.
#sciccorcity
-👻
thats good cause id love to make you messy baby.
also im the speaker of the house of scissorcity‼️
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I really just wanna ride your thigh while you watch me struggle, after watching for too long, I wanna be pushed onto the bed and be teased by your strap, never letting me get close before finally giving it to me fully. Need, fast thrusts. I want the tip to kiss my cervix with each thrust.
A bitch is ovulating
-👻
PLEASE LIKE GOD PLEASE HOLY SHIT.
#im totally normal about this#definitely didnt get wet#thatd be CRAZY#yeah#no ofc not#(how are my lying skills?)#oh and#👻 anon
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mwah mwah baby

(peep blurry pic of baby me at da beach in my hello kitty swimmies bc kitty is my fave)
CUTIEEEE (i thought i needed glasses)
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