foolishgremlin

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“weird and unhealthy relationship that cant be categorized neatly as sexual or romantic or platonic but has a defining air of devotion and obsession to it” wins sound of the summer for the 13th year in a row

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is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

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sex is cool and all but can we please play games together? have similar interests? cuddle in the warm while it’s raining? adopt a bunch of little cats? go on dates to botanical gardens? draw together? make each other laugh? watch movies until we’re too tired to keep our eyes open? kiss at 1am in the dark of a kitchen? sleep wrapped up in each others arms? share clothes? put furniture together? hold hands on long walks even if it’s hot? remind each other that we’re loved and valued as individuals? make each other flourish? support our goals and aspirations? lift one another up? bake yummy treats and feed each other while giggling? kiss while smiling? laugh until our stomachs hurt? make cherished memories? meet each others loves ones?

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Her thighs are soft bc you gotta bite em while you’re goin down on her

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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They weren't joking about having that oh. Oh. feeling guys this shit is crazy

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The old “tempting the dragon with too much wine so she falls asleep” trick but instead it’s just a giant edible and she gets too horny to concentrate on whatever she was doing

Downside is she gets the munchies and probably eats you but knowing all yall that’s just encouragement

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

[foolishgremlin]

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

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"look at what I'm cooking" "I wish I could smell it" "give me a bite through the phone" "can't wait for you to try this with me" "I'll save some for you" "we have to eat this together" "I want to make some for you" UGJHHH IM ON THE FLOOR DEAD,

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really feeling the cringefail pathetic boyfriend energy rn, but in like a cool guy way B)

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Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops

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Aroallo culture is wanting the type of QPR that is two people committed to each other, living together, hanging out all the time and having sex, but feeling like that can never happen because they will eventually want romance from you

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in the most aromantic way possible I want a relationship

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i love you nontraditional relationships i love you deep bonds that don't manifest in a typical way i love you not caring about how society says you should live i love you taking steps to live your life to the fullest i love you determining and finding your own happiness