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I’ve been looking forward to meeting you

Hi

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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🦀 *clack clack clack* 🦀

No one panic. The crabs are back. They're helping us launch TumblrMart on web today, and will be bringing TumblrMart to Android and iOS very soon. You're welcome. 

What’s TumblrMart?

TumblrMart is your new storefront for gifting joy to your friends on Tumblr. We’re launching the mart with the ability to gift Ad-Free Browsing and this April Fools’ infamous “Summon Crab!” button, with more features to be added in the future.

You can now give someone the gift of:

24 hours’ worth of crustacean chaos ($2.99),

a month of Ad-Free Browsing ($4.99), or 

a year of Ad-Free Browsing ($39.99). 

You can include a little note with your present or even give anonymously—like the benevolent bestower you know you are.

How?

Find the blog you wish to gift, OR select it from the storefront during checkout.

You will see a small gift icon on their blog header. Click it.

A small menu will appear with potential prezzies. Choose one.

Enter your payment details, and hit “Pay now.” 

The lucky user receives their present. 

Celebrate. You just made someone’s dash more fun! Clack.

What else do you need to know?

TumblrMart is not the same thing as our Tumblr Shop… 

You currently cannot buy items for yourself on TumblrMart. This is for gifting to other users only. 

Gifted Ad-Free Browsing will begin automatically for the recipient, but users must activate their crabs by clicking or tapping the “Summon Crab!” button that will become visible to them at the top of their dashboard. 

TumblrMart is available globally from today on web. A mobile release will launch soon, which means mobile users will, at long last, be able to join in with the crab infestation. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 

Anxious about online payment security? Check out this handy graph for total peace of mind. If you have questions, drop us a line on @wip or Support, or keep an eye out for more on @changes.

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tumblr tuesday: lairs you’ve laid out

This last week, you’ve delved into the deep caves and climbed the tall towers of your imagination, and pulled some inspiring, some cozy, and some truly gruesome settings to the fore (which we won’t be including here but you can go hunt yourselves over here). Here’s a little stroll through the weirdest township you ever did see.

@saroko-still-draws​: “they enslave the tree, forcibly make it larger than it should be, and drain its magic for their convenience.” Lovely!

The well-worn path is the most dangerous part of this birch grove by @alanahsart-blog​. OoooOhOhh:

The pond has an “array of amusing fish”! by @emilylorange​:

You might find the occasional hair in this cave by @justanotherfoolhere​:

Hmm a nice warm bath with a nice friendly vampire in it by @rowanmeierotto​:

A charming cave with lots of space for stolen goods by @etb-eg​:

A glimpse into this pocket dimension courtesy of @bearhats​:

Treats before secrets with @flowerboy4eva​:

A kitchen for (as yet unsuccessful) summoning—"the apprentice is doing her best.“ @ir-dr​:

"Little mad scientist with their little mad science room” by @mayyak​:

Wistfully watching this gremlinery from the shadows? It’s never too late to get involved—your week 1, week 2, and week 3 templates await you.