forkaroni

[forkaroni]

entry 2

Okay guys what the fuck. I'll get to telling y'all about my day in a second but it seems like someone told my arch nemesis about my blog?! I'm not mad, just disappointed. Look, you guys don't understand our beef, I get that, just.. I don't want to be correlated with that.. that UNTAMEABLE MONSTER. If I see ANY of you following @spoonaroni, we're gonna have some problems kay? Great thanks. Alright sorry just had to get that outta the way. I'll get back to talking about my daily life now I guess. I woke up way later than I was supposed to, and I ate a cheese and lettuce sandwich for lunch. It was mildly okay. Some guy on like Quora or something said people like me should take a walk outside, and get fresh air or something to feel better. I did, it was boring, 2/10 don't recommend. And may I add, it's only getting 2 because I saw a cute dog while on my stroll. Other than my boring walk, I also tried drawing a bit. Check it out, its me. Sick right? Yeah that's about it. Till next time I guess.

[forkaroni]

entry 1

Hey, my names Fork. No I'm not a piece of cutlery; my parents are just dumb. Like really dumb. I guess i'm posting here because tumblr seems to be the only place with good blogs still around. Heard writing out your feelings and recounting or reflecting on your day is like... good. So I'm here to give it a shot. Today I went to Mike's Market. They have a good deli counter, the guy behind it always gives me extra pickles, pretty snazzy. I got like most the stuff on my shopping list there. check it out: Fork's Shopping List - Iceberg lettuce - the GOOD chicken nuggets - mayo in the squeezy bottle - milk - bread - shredded cheese The only things I wasn't able to pick up was the chicken nuggets and the mayo. They only had jarred mayo and I'd sooner shoot myself with a double barrel shotgun than have to use a spoon to get my mayo out. They had the weird other brand nuggets, but honestly? I feel like the glare i gave those packaged disgraces would've made them taste bad if I bought them. Guess its lettuce and cheese sandwiches for me until friday. - Fork Stewart