Rach (she/her). 30s. Writer. Dreamer. 🕯️ Mostly CEvans and SebStan. 🕯️ NSFW. 18+ (if you’re under 18, Respect my Boundaries and Do Not Interact, please). 🕯️ FanFic Recommendations 🕯️ Check Out My AO3 or Masterlist
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cuteness is so important to me... if we don't have cute and fun things anymore then we don't have anything
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Sometimes I see extremely angry, defensive reactions to writers/artists/etc. in fandom saying, "Hey, if you like the things we make, why not let us know with a reblog or short comment?" and all I can think is, "Wow, thanks for perfectly illustrating that scene from Good Omens."
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😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
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I love it when the same character honorifics are basically used as a barometer for an evolving relationship over the course of a story.
"...Princess" (Derogatory)
"Princess." (You have disproven several of my previous assumptions but I'm still guarded and critical.)
"Princess," (Mildly impressed but still snarky)
"Princess," (I am coming to terms with how much your office has demanded of you and am finally considering you an equal)
"Princess," (I genuinely respect you, your office, and how much you have grown beyond it since we have met.)
"Princess." (Uh oh I've started catching feelings and am now using your title to remind both you and myself of the distance between us.)
"PRINCESS!" (You are in danger and I am now utterly devoted AND DOWN SO BAD.)
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People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness
"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally
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Underrated Dominant Phrases
“Have you eaten?”
“Drive carefully.”
“Good morning, beautiful.”
“What did you have for lunch today?”
“Sleep well.”
“I’m proud of you.”
“Are you feeling better?”
“Take a sweater, it’s cold out.”
“Be safe.”
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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.
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Religious Beliefs
Don’t be a dick
Anything antibacterial works against vampires
Ghosts and Fairies aren’t real but you still have to be polite and respectful if you meet one
Watching videos out loud on your phone on the toilet in a public restroom sends your soul directly to applebees when you die
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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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Thanks for the tag, Kris! It looks like you’re having a great trip!
Just four random non-selfie pics from my camera roll.




Tagging: anyone who wants to play 💜
Thank you for tagging me, @ghotifishreads!
Four non-selfie pics from my camera roll.




NP tags: @stargazingfangirl18 @jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory @vonalyn @biteofcherry @krirebr @witchywithwhiskey @thezombieprostitute
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When they go between spanking your ass and playing with your pussy while you’re bent over their thighs 🩷
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I also like when a man who's bigger than you gently grabs your wrists and leads them to his waist to hug him and he just engulfs you in a bear hug and putting almost his whole entire body weight on you
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nobody flirts like a girl who knows you live far away
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i mean this in the nicest way possible: shy girls are some of the freakiest, most sultry, vixens you will ever meet. just the nastiest, dirtiest thoughts happening behind those glasses and the most luscious body under that cardigan
THIS IS A POST FROM A LESBIAN NSFT BLOG. CISHET MEN AND MINORS DNI.
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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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Kissing your forehead while I’m throbbing and cumming inside you. Proud of you for taking it like the good girl you are.
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