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LORDY LORDY!!! I watched this movie today and 1) great movie, I cried and 2) EMO HAYDEN EMO HAYDEN EMO HAYDEN

EMO I'D LIKE TO FUCK

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twilight taught us so much. perhaps the most important thing of all: abort that thang!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSS

If I may speak

We deserved this scene. Freaky ass scene

-This post was made by monsterfucker bella 69

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Although I haven’t gotten to this point yet in my current ff, I DO think I can pull this off. I’m a musician, but more importantly, my boyfriend is SNOBBY when it comes to music, so I can ask him his music opinions and get a full essay.

I think that Edward Cullen would have snobbish and eclectic and fascinating opinions about music in a way that basically no one succeeds in writing him having. The problem is that if a writer doesn't know enough about the tastes of snobbish off-the-deep-end bottom-of-the-obscure-music-iceberg r/mus type people, then they can't really write a character who does. But we deserve an Edward who does. SMeyer doesn't understand this, but I do.

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Reading Breaking Dawn (still) and I am LIVING for the Jake and Leah moments. They’re so funny with each other.

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I need to learn how to draw so I can make fanart of the Cullens throughout the decades

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Alice is the root cause of my attraction to women.

this scene changed lives, mainly mine

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Also apparently I sound exactly like the « what English sounds like to non-English speakers » videos and I find that hilarious

I didn’t know that I sleep talk until I started living in a college dorm with a roommate who enlightened me to the fact that I do, every night.

Not just sleep talk though, I sleep giggle too, and it freaks her the fuck out. All of this to say, I thought of one thing. How much I relate to Bella Swan in that way.

No one can understand the embarrassment of sleep talking except other people who sleep talk. I’m just lucky enough that I usually speak gibberish with an occasional real word thrown in.

Also, how messed up in the head am I that when I found out I sleep talk on the regular, I immediately thought « Oh god. Now I truly understand how Bella cringed when she learned what she said because that’s what I’M doing NOW »

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Just started reading Breaking Dawn, and all I can say is

I LOVE SETH CLEARWATER!!!!!!

He deserves everything good in this world.

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No punchline just silly family shenanigans

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I JUST realized that the Denali clan is called the Denali clan because that is their last name, not because they live in Denali. I have been a fan of Twilight for years and I realized this just now, and I am LIVID because I’m Alaskan and I know personally how stupid it is.

The last name Denali doesn’t even make sense. The national park and the mountain were named Denali because it is a word coming from the Athabaskan language of the Koyukon indigenous peoples of the area. Why would that be Tanya’s last name???

What’s even WORSE is that she’s originally from Slovakia! So it would have made SENSE for her to have a Slovakian or a Russian last name. And if you know ANYTHING about Alaska, you would know that RUSSIAN LAST NAMES ARE SUPER COMMON BECAUSE THEY COLONIZED ALASKA BEFORE THE USA!!!!!!!

Ugh I am irrationally angry about this I just ranted about it to my boyfriend, and he agreed with me even though he hates Twilight.

WHY STEPHENIE WHYYYY?????

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I also think that he WANTED to do that, but he knew that Bella wouldn’t want that or like that due to her (very justifiable) aversion to marriage, so he did what he did.

i am so in between whether or not i like how edward proposed lmao like on the one hand i refuse to believe edward would not be setting out roses and a romantic dinner before doing so BUT ALSO when it came to the whole "i can't stay away from you anymore" identity crisis he had in twilight it makes perfect sense. while he might have good self-control to not eat bella that is the only place he is not the most impulsive teenager i have ever read

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I didn’t know that I sleep talk until I started living in a college dorm with a roommate who enlightened me to the fact that I do, every night.

Not just sleep talk though, I sleep giggle too, and it freaks her the fuck out. All of this to say, I thought of one thing. How much I relate to Bella Swan in that way.

No one can understand the embarrassment of sleep talking except other people who sleep talk. I’m just lucky enough that I usually speak gibberish with an occasional real word thrown in.

Also, how messed up in the head am I that when I found out I sleep talk on the regular, I immediately thought « Oh god. Now I truly understand how Bella cringed when she learned what she said because that’s what I’M doing NOW »

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the twilight saga: breaking dawn part 1

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Just watched the twilight extended version plus bonus features and I am…. loving life

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Im able to visualise this so clearly. Thanks