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I live in Denver, should I try to visit this precious child?

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I mean....you're not wrong
not a dream
English is not my first language
accidents sometimes happen
today I confused the Once-ler with the word incel
that is all
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I enjoy this
i like how american stores sell pickles suspended in their special nutrient fluid like mech pilots
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Omgggg hope an new democracy doesn't get formed this century that would be so so quirkyyyyyyy
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
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Ultimate Grimoire or book of shadows checklist✨📓✒️🔮
Hey beautifuls,
I’ve compiled a checklist in booklet format of pretty much anything I could think of or find online that you could include in your Grimoire/book of shadows. Please note that this is a very very broad list and you do not need to include absolutely everything listed. Pick and choose what matches your craft!
also if you would like a non-watermarked PDF print version (digital file) I’m offering this for just $3 AUD. You can direct message me here on tumblr or on my Insta account “@beautifulvalleywitch”.
Otherwise enjoy this free version lovely’s 🥰🥰
*copyrighted, please do not share without credit or claim as your own*
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I made something (og image below the cut, has no image description if someone could help me out with that I'll repost it)
(ID: an edited version of an anti-marajuana PSA intended as a joke, it says "This thanksgiving forget the cranberry sauce, but remember the Marijuana" in bold text at the header, underneath is a short paragraph, it reads "friend was convinced to take a friend of a friend with his friend "just to toke", immediately after, terry marijuana his toke with his friend hahahaha", below that, in bold large text it says "marijuana", to the left is two images, one is of a red haired white man in a blue and white striped polo shirt is taking a hit of a blunt, his brow is furrowed
In the following image is the same red haired man going in to hug his friend, who is a slightly shorter brunette white male in a blue hooded vest and white short sleeves undershirt, they both have blunts in their mouths
In the bottom left corner is a blue album cover for the band "wheezer", replacing where the company's logo would be

#meme#shitposting#shitpost#edited#edited PSA#marajuana#cw weed#weed#weed memes#thanksgiving#happy thanksgiving#cousin walk
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Has anyone in this poll ever played Tetris?!?!!! I is the clear answer, have you ever had a build up of like 4 rows, and all you need is that long piece, and that feeling when you finally get it? That's better than any orgasm, that's the perfect fit right there

Explain yourself.
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Reminder to all struggling with the election results
We've lived through this before, this is just the slightly more intense part 2, the queer American spirit has existed since the American spirit was born, we will continue to exist, no matter what happens, we will be there. I encourage you all to survive, survive to prove you can, survive out of spite, even if it's just to anger those who opposed you. We are a fire that will never be put out
Take a breath, drink some water, give into a harmless want, treat yourself and rest
You are alive
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Me: I have an itch
My bf: you are an itch...with a b in front of it
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