freefloydcollins

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I'm not saying we need to get 10 year olds to watch porn but when I was in middle school they had us read z for Zachariah and I had no idea why that man wanted to capture the girl so bad when the general store was right there and she already gave up her house to him and lived in a cave and all I'm saying is if they found a way to explain to us the type of violence he had wanted to enact upon her the book would have made way more sense and I wouldn't still be obsessing over it 15 years later

[freefloydcollins]

Hate to say it but Democrats and the media wouldn't have to pander to rich donors and advertisers if the average American was willing to pay a fair price for the expert labor that is good journalism and do their due diligence when choosing who should run their country instead of whoever had the best rallies, call centers and TV commercials.

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They really did used to execute people over nothing huh

[freefloydcollins]

So did they name Sonic's owl mom after Jon Snow's valyrian steel sword on purpose or what

[freefloydcollins]

Probably needed therapy, watched The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings instead

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Game of thrones is fun bc there's magic and political intrigue and war and dragons but also they're on the brink of a zombie apocalypse the whole time.

[freefloydcollins]

love the word rigamarole. sounds like a pasta and is the perfect word for something unnecessarily convoluted

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Normalize apron wearing not in a sexy or a housewife way. Normalize using a apron so I don't get metal shards in my leg 😌

[freefloydcollins]

Normalize apron wearing not in a sexy or a housewife way. Normalize using a apron so I don't get metal shards in my leg 😌

[freefloydcollins]

Okok. Hear me out:

Heroic? Good cook? Potion master? Loyal to his friends? 👀

[freefloydcollins]

NEW MC SNAPSHOT......... when i say i screamed out loud

i've been waiting for this for TWELVE YEARS

[freefloydcollins]

My favorite thing about the sticks is they frequently interact with both minecraft and the internet but never once visit the minecraft wiki, instead figuring stuff out through pure trial and error. They can do some things players can't actually do and stuff but still watching blue make potions for the first time by mixing stuff at random when the wiki is right there always cracks me up

[freefloydcollins]

Thinking about how Sokka is the soldier, the poet, and the king

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Does it say anything about me that my version of mudpies and grass potions as a child was mixing random shit I found in the bathroom in a cup and hiding it behind the toliet for weeks at a time

[freefloydcollins]

The RFK autism speech and the general reaction to it is such a perfect example of how the left will never catch up in the rhetoric wars. Anytime I see someone responding to "autism destroys families, they'll never pay taxes or fall in love" or whatever he said,they say, "I'm autisic and I do all those things." Bitch he's not talking about you!! And more than that, he doesn't even think you're autistic. He and people who follow him don't care if a doctor diagnosed you, they don't trust the institution. As far as they're concerned, you aren't autistic, you're just kinda weird, and claiming to be is proof that the left is full of mentally ill teens who just want to be special. Sure, he'll use your diagnosis to pad his statistics "proving" the severity of the autism epidemic, but as an individual he doesn't count you and defending yourself by saying um actually I'm a functional member of society does nothing. He's talking about people who aren't! Autistic kids who won't ever grow up and get a job of their own! They also exist and deserve your defense and support even though RFK is right that their parents got divorced because they couldn't handle it and they'll never understand what taxes are. Those are the only type of person he and his fools consider to be real autistics, they're who he wants to eliminate, and they're who needs defending and support. Get it together I swear to god.

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake