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crazy how parents will get on you for attitude and anger issues without thinking about where you got it from.

Crazy how even when they are in the wrong, they don't apologize, and even if they do, it's every other blue moon.

Crazy how they expect us to push ourselves at every turn, everyday, without realizing what that does to a person.

Crazy how they tell us how we can be ourselves, but only if they like how we do so.

Crazy, isn't it?

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the apple debacle

About a month ago, my school started having this basket of fresh fruit where you could get a side for lunch. One of the fruit were those yellow apples (and god are those good) so I'd get two, as that was the limit.

Now, near the milk bucket (where you poured your milk if you didn't finish it), was the spot where you put food you didn't eat. When it was time for my lunch period, there was two apples usually there, so I'd have those as well, which makes about four apples a day.

So, one time, because I was bored out of my mind, I saved my apples for Science class, because he lets us eat, and I wanted to have a laugh with the Para (Special Education teacher) who was in there, and who was also my science teacher the year prior.

So, this guy, after seeing me ask the teacher if I could eat in his class, watches me pull *four apples* from my backpack, one at a time.

He said, and I quote, "if you pulled out another, I would have just left".

I then proceeded to eat all of them in that class, in about twenty minutes.

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My brother, in full confidence, mind you, said "after today is July".

It is infact not June. It is December. Tomorrow is January.

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quick question, how can I have gender envy from Dean, Cas, AND Sam. How. I. They don't even look similar??? Like whatsoever????

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you know it's a good day when your teacher gives you a whole baked potato