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[friezaglasiencold]

Hi there, Frieza!!

I'm a researcher writing a book about the ins and outs of Icejin Culture. Seeing as you're one of the few left, I need your assistance.

What are some rarely known facts about your species? Customs? Taboos? Preferences?

Give as much information as you're comfortable with.

Thank you,

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Nosy, nosy. Hoho...

Fine, I'll bite. Do keep in mind that some of this was learned secondhand-- despite holding the throne I prefer to focus on the business side of things and don't spend much time on my planet of origin. Further still, I prefer not to associate myself with the species at large, bearing my mutations and abject superiority in mind. As the prince of that sad lot, though, I'm obviously the most relevant person to ask. Forgive me if I ramble; I'll put it under a cut in post.

Now, let's see. 'Customs' could range anywhere from religion to breakfast preferences. I'll cover some of the ground in between, but I'm not going to type an essay for you. If you want more than what I give, send another message, and be more specific.

To begin with, the species has many names, as I've mentioned before. Here are some of the ones I've encountered in my travels:

Icejin (Most common.)

Arcosian (Scientifically accurate.)

Frost Demon (Fond of this one.)

Glaesar (Less common. Very formal usage.)

Polarite (Rarely used. Probably archaic.)

Suliform (I believe this is derived from 'Arcosulite', the unique mineral found in biogem shells.)

Changeling (Obvious origin.)

Culturally, the most prominent keystones are these--eloquence, formality, education, competition, and achievement. It's considered very rude to speak casually to someone with whom you are not close; you may think an individual is gibbering mad when he addresses you in riddles and tongues, but that's only because the general population is staggeringly naive. You must learn to read a room, and to never trust someone at first glance.

Or at first reading. Heh. I hope you've not been taking everything I say here at face value.

Children learn early on the importance of social hierarchy. Climbing it came naturally to me, but I've seen how the proletariat scrabble over each other with such thinly-veiled desperation. Resources are scarce on the home planet, after all; that is, I believe, why we became such competent spacefarers in the first place. Arcos is an inhospitable world. The few times I've visited it's been out of obligation to appeal to those remaining (mostly the elderly, infirm, or very young; nobody stays there long). I can't have them forgetting about their Prince, after all.

Ah, here's a fun fact--the point on Kuriza's head is a vestigial egg tooth. I only learned this after he was born; I'd no idea what the thing was for until I asked around. It's cute, isn't it? Evidently ovoviviparity only became the norm a couple of generations prior, and before that the egg would remain intact until a few hours afterward...

Hm. Let me think of more. I'll only bother with the interesting ones.

-Makeup denotes status. A nobleperson appearing without a full face of makeup in public is grounds for a legitimate scandal.

-It's possible to approximate a person's power level by their biogem color. The closer to violet, the stronger they are. Something, something, life energy -> radiation -> light frequency, something, something. It's also possible for gem color to change over time... infants and toddlers typically have duller, redder colors. Yours truly was the first person in recorded history to be born with purple gems. ;)

-Being relatively long-lived as we are, our written histories are frustratingly sparse. My father amassed quite a collection, though.

I could go on, but I have other things to do. That should satisfy for now.

Ah, but here’s one more for the road…

Something many people assume is that I'm entirely nude in my final form--untrue. There’s a thin layer of protective, flexible armor over the skin of important nerve clusters; the area you've all been so doggedly curious about parts during intimacy. I hope that clears things up. Now stop asking.

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[monochromesubway]

Hiya, random question for Ingo and Emmet: What is the goofiest prank you two have pulled on each other? Because I have a gut feeling shenanigans have occured before.

🔺: Oh- my favourite? The time I put black fabric dye in Emmet’s laundry-

🔻: The time I put bleach in Ingo’s laundry, yup yup!

🔺:…

🔻:…

🔺🔻: Wait a minute.

[frostyduo]

Frieza: Hello, everyone. Frost and I apologize for not being very active lately.

Frost: Yes, we’ve just been a bit busy. But….there’s something we feel we should inform you of….

Frieza: Indeed. I’m afraid the two of us are….no longer “together”.

Frost: Now there’s no need to worry - the blog isn’t canceled. We’re still gonna do this blog together. But as of right now, we are no longer a romantic item.

Frieza: We understand this is a disappointment, but please feel free to ask whatever questions you have in mind.

Frost: Yes….oh, and one more thing….

Frieza: ….

Frost: ….

Both: *smiles evilly* April fools~

[the-lord-cooler]

Frost: *smirks* Hey Cooler, I have a question. I heard a rumor your father had a cute nickname for Frieza when he was a kid - that he’d call him his “princess”. Is that true?

Frieza: No, it isn’t.

Frost: And *you* don’t always tell me the truth, so I’m asking Cooler, not you.

Frieza: You’re wasting your time. *whispers* Don’t you dare say a word.

-frostyduo

*chuckles* Ahh, yes I do remember that. "Princess Frieza"

That actually came from a diplomat mistaking him a girl, given how much he liked to whine and complain. Naturally Frieza killed that diplomat in a tantrum, however father found it so amusing that he would tease my little brother.

It was rather cute to see him so easily flustered.

Of course the first time I tried to tease him he shot me in the chest again and I had to be rushed to the infirmary.

[sinnohsiblings]

Gwen knew she was out of dress code. Had a strong instinct that the human looking Pokémon with dog features would likely throw her out, or even worse, another god.

She had to take the shot with the one the gothitelle heard was a certain dark type’s number one enemy.

One who happened to be close to a god.

Gwen approached the giratina presenting an embarrassing photo of their mutual nemesis, Destino.

“So. I hear Destino pissed you off. In a big way. I won’t bug you much longer, I just felt you should see this.”

Destino with the dumbass lion cut. That was a bright silver lining of lingering around the prickly prince. While there was text in the picture. That was the only edit.

“Would you like me to send you some of the other pictures I have? I have a feeling you could do a lot with this.”

The gothitelle sounded sinister. But in a mischievous gremlin way.

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"Why would I want to see it? Like it's funny to think of them getting what's coming to them but like...no I don't want to see them with less fur."

"The thought of seeing more of their body disgusts me."

"What do you mean I could do a lot with this? What are you implying about me? I may loathe them for the comments they made about me but I am not one for smear campaigns! If you are after a god to spread pictures to demean someone perhaps you are just like Destino. I do not like the implication I'd go out of my way to kick someone while they are down. I already ate them, what more do you think I should do?"

[phlurrii]

To missing no: I'm guessing you never expected bad egg to hatch?

“…it’s not a snack, therefore I am lost to its need to exist.”

“…”

[amagicdoctor]

nightcrawler's version of the spider sense is just him detecting when doc strange is about to make bad relationship decisions

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[starkcanvas]

I never realised I needed baby Omori, but now that I have he's gonna be on my mind all week!

Thank you Mack, he's absolutely adorable and I love my knife son.

Oh ho ho, if you thought 4yo Omori was adorable… the OTHER idea is something even cuter (granted it comes with a shit ton more angst and trauma ^^) because it has…

NEWBORN baby Omori ;w;

Look at this little guy ;w; (yes he has a knife plushie and it’s his favourite lmao)

[battle-subway-blabbing]

Emmet, what is the strangest place you found one of the joltik

Emmet: I am Emmet. I found one of the Joltik in my mug of coffee. It was not good. Verrry bad.

[loneliestofall]

Hey, you were put in the void to unlock your full potential, right?

DID YOU LEARN HOW TO BLOW STUFF UP WITH YOUR MIND!?!?

The small wizard puts their paws to their temple, looking visibly strained as they try to blow up SOMETHING with their mind. Whether it be their hat or perhaps themself, it seems nothing occurs before they pant lightly from how tightly they held their breath. "No... I can NOT blow up things with my mind, which is LAME. You think It'd come with the territory, RIGHT?! WELL MAGNIFICUS WAS WRONG!"

...Huh. "...Now that I think about it, I don't really know what Magnificus meant by unlocking the full potential of my mind."

[friezaglasiencold]

Wait a second🤔🤔

Who pulled who…?🤔🤔🤔

Like I said... he 'pulled' me. I'm a catch, you know.

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[monochromesubway]

hello fellas . what did you have for lunch today :)

🔺: I treated us both to homemade lunches!

🔻: I am Emmet and I miss my bell peppers…

🔺: Peppers and a bottle of water are not a proper lunch, Emmet.

[ask-zadr]

what pronouns does zim use??

Zim doesn’t care about any pronouns.

- zim

[the-lord-cooler]

Hey I'ma throw this at ya brother wanna come see his face my lord?

A friendly Sayian? Ah, Vegeta? What a... Fascinating transformation.

I think I will watch. *Discreetly charges an attack*