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petition for autocorrect to stop "correcting" words that are already spelled correctly into a different word solely because it thinks I meant the different word for some wild reason

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I can hear my parents in the laundry room watching some comedian video together and laughing their heads off over it and it's both funny and wholesome

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Drawing while lying on your stomach on a bed is all great except elbow and shoulder.........

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happy 'murica birfday

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Funny

whoever saw those posts and did this, you have my admiration

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My little sister

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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ohhhh so i wasn't relapsing into depression i just needed a leisurely drive in the country roads while blaring "crocodile rock" by elton john out the open windows

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Have you ever broken a bone for an embarrassing reason? (I broke my ankle running because the pizza we ordered arrived)

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i kno this is a #hot take but there is nothing wrong with having acne actually, and having imperfect skin in general is a normal thing that says nothing about your personal hygiene.

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Kind them with killness

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so i was listening to epic the music for the second time and I noticed about The Challenge and Hold Them Down

In The Challenge, Penelope says "my husband's old bow. " Old referring to the bow, not Odysseus because she believes her husband is still around, still on his way home.

In Hold Them Down, the suitors say, "the old king's bow." Old referring to Odysseus because they're confident that he's gone and not coming back. Old as in former because they've dismissed any and all possibility that he's still alive.

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Because Disney hasn't dealt with their trauma and it's manifesting in them unfounding all the families

Is anybody else worried about this too?

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.