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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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They should invent a job that i actually want to do

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oh me? well I'm the faggot America.

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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riddle me this batman. would you still fight me if i was a worm

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees