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so the other week my dad did an online shop, and assumed he was buying bananas by the bunch. The shop came and he had been met with the realisation he has bought one lone banana. this week, my dad went to do the same thing, this time operating under the assumption that he was not buying by the bunch and in fact buying individual bananas..

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the only thing one of my friends said to me today was “you look like you’ve had a rough morning” - he didn’t speak to me the rest of the day, nor inquire as to why I appeared miserable, just stated and left. That was odd
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i lub my cammra
i lub taking silli lil pictchers
i lub ohotography
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Message to everyone ever: next time you’re about to use a new acronym, don’t. thank you
#The fuvk is an otp#Bcs I know that shit is NOT a one time password#Oomf is a grunt. That shit is a noise#I’m too stupid to keep up
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Lmm needs to fuck off and leave the free style rapping to me
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“Lord send me a sign” *receives a clear negative indication* “okay well, like, maybe another one please?”
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“The queen! The queen is coming out!”
good for her!
#cinderella’s castle#cinderellas castle spoilers#starkid#team starkid#Idk if this joke has been made#I’m making now tho
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Open your eyes, daughter of fire.
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Starkid’s new musical is HERE and I’m already OBSESSED!!!
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I’m gonna steal your heart. Not romantically. I’m talking murder, bitch. Pulling that fucker right out
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I shave, then the hair grows again anyway so I shave and y’all bitches will never guess what happens next
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Happy Cinderella’s Castle YouTube release day!
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a much deserved, big chonky cheese for the world's best lil squire
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