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Art by @KamiKiriRIP

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th' grunts like the malasadads :)

it only took...five battles before they were willin' to talk to me lmao

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yeah, not the greatest time to be in Alola, wormholes messed up communications too so I couldn’t contact a lot of my family :(

how many jobs do you guys usually get? I see how dark types could really help, sounds like your partner is the best Pokémon for the job of protecting ya, I’m sure it’ll be very happy to be with you once it’s settled

Hello! Trying to make friends on this website

could you tell me about your pokemon?

@pokemoncryptids

alola! so you're from Johto? good to see some other regions helped us out with th' ultra beasts, any enemy of those fuckers is a friend of mine

my Pokemon are my partners for everything, and my first taste testers for all my malasada flavor experiments, all Pokemon safe ofc, kehe

if ya want a bio for each of 'em I can do that too!

Umber was my main battler through th' island challenge, Uma and Vi(olence) were around then too, I got him from my dad when I was pretty little, he was all about "connections with Pokemon bein' forged by growing up together" or somethin' like that, my dad was a really cool dude

Uma battles, but she kinda turned into a therapy Pokemon, had her trained as one right after she evolved, she wasn't too interested in battling after evolving anyways

Finn is the newbie, caught her sniffing around my trash bins a few too many times and she decided she liked the fresh food I offered better than th' old leftovers, she's my princess, I try not t' spoil her rotten

Violence was my starter for the island challenge, started the whole thing with just her and Umber, those were really good times, showed her fighting potential right away, she does have some behavioral issues though (so the name) so I uh, can't have her out of the Pokeball all the time, sucks I know

by Bulu, sorry for the long post friend, ya seem like a cool person, tell me about the Unovan cryptids you were goin' after, I haven't ever heard of 'em :)

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so listen I get to Po Town, they still have the barricades set up from before the Shit Went Down era, so I think I can just wiggle between them no problem

scoot my delivery bag through first, then I go, and a fuckin’- I don’t even know what it is?? like a Tentacruel but on feet and pink

wtf is team Skull doing????

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oh damn, I’m sorry that happened to ya, I’m glad it led to a good situation with the internship

are ya ok with raising a Pokémon after all that? dunno much about Purrloin but I’ve heard they’re temperamental, are ya thinking of getting a therapy Pokémon? Uma’s really helped with some of my stresses, and after the ultra beast attacks a lot of Alola residents were helped with it :)

Hello! Trying to make friends on this website

could you tell me about your pokemon?

@pokemoncryptids

alola! so you're from Johto? good to see some other regions helped us out with th' ultra beasts, any enemy of those fuckers is a friend of mine

my Pokemon are my partners for everything, and my first taste testers for all my malasada flavor experiments, all Pokemon safe ofc, kehe

if ya want a bio for each of 'em I can do that too!

Umber was my main battler through th' island challenge, Uma and Vi(olence) were around then too, I got him from my dad when I was pretty little, he was all about "connections with Pokemon bein' forged by growing up together" or somethin' like that, my dad was a really cool dude

Uma battles, but she kinda turned into a therapy Pokemon, had her trained as one right after she evolved, she wasn't too interested in battling after evolving anyways

Finn is the newbie, caught her sniffing around my trash bins a few too many times and she decided she liked the fresh food I offered better than th' old leftovers, she's my princess, I try not t' spoil her rotten

Violence was my starter for the island challenge, started the whole thing with just her and Umber, those were really good times, showed her fighting potential right away, she does have some behavioral issues though (so the name) so I uh, can't have her out of the Pokeball all the time, sucks I know

by Bulu, sorry for the long post friend, ya seem like a cool person, tell me about the Unovan cryptids you were goin' after, I haven't ever heard of 'em :)

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dang, Tari’s a sick name too! I just wasn’t super imaginative as a kid, kehe

I’m no Pokémon expert for sure, just been raised with ‘em, how’s being an intern for Delta? It seems like it’d be a good mentor, lots to learn from someone with that much experience

and don’t sell yourself short, if you’re interning when you’re 16 you’re on the way to success already! make those connections and you’re set for life, believe me dude

do you have Pokémon of your own too?

Hello! Trying to make friends on this website

could you tell me about your pokemon?

@pokemoncryptids

alola! so you're from Johto? good to see some other regions helped us out with th' ultra beasts, any enemy of those fuckers is a friend of mine

my Pokemon are my partners for everything, and my first taste testers for all my malasada flavor experiments, all Pokemon safe ofc, kehe

if ya want a bio for each of 'em I can do that too!

Umber was my main battler through th' island challenge, Uma and Vi(olence) were around then too, I got him from my dad when I was pretty little, he was all about "connections with Pokemon bein' forged by growing up together" or somethin' like that, my dad was a really cool dude

Uma battles, but she kinda turned into a therapy Pokemon, had her trained as one right after she evolved, she wasn't too interested in battling after evolving anyways

Finn is the newbie, caught her sniffing around my trash bins a few too many times and she decided she liked the fresh food I offered better than th' old leftovers, she's my princess, I try not t' spoil her rotten

Violence was my starter for the island challenge, started the whole thing with just her and Umber, those were really good times, showed her fighting potential right away, she does have some behavioral issues though (so the name) so I uh, can't have her out of the Pokeball all the time, sucks I know

by Bulu, sorry for the long post friend, ya seem like a cool person, tell me about the Unovan cryptids you were goin' after, I haven't ever heard of 'em :)

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think for once I’m gonna deliver to the Skull grunts, I have nothin’ better to do, if I can get into Po town

I’ll take Vi with me, people don’t stand in her way, kehehe

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Hello! Trying to make friends on this website

could you tell me about your pokemon?

@pokemoncryptids

alola! so you're from Johto? good to see some other regions helped us out with th' ultra beasts, any enemy of those fuckers is a friend of mine

my Pokemon are my partners for everything, and my first taste testers for all my malasada flavor experiments, all Pokemon safe ofc, kehe

if ya want a bio for each of 'em I can do that too!

Umber was my main battler through th' island challenge, Uma and Vi(olence) were around then too, I got him from my dad when I was pretty little, he was all about "connections with Pokemon bein' forged by growing up together" or somethin' like that, my dad was a really cool dude

Uma battles, but she kinda turned into a therapy Pokemon, had her trained as one right after she evolved, she wasn't too interested in battling after evolving anyways

Finn is the newbie, caught her sniffing around my trash bins a few too many times and she decided she liked the fresh food I offered better than th' old leftovers, she's my princess, I try not t' spoil her rotten

Violence was my starter for the island challenge, started the whole thing with just her and Umber, those were really good times, showed her fighting potential right away, she does have some behavioral issues though (so the name) so I uh, can't have her out of the Pokeball all the time, sucks I know

by Bulu, sorry for the long post friend, ya seem like a cool person, tell me about the Unovan cryptids you were goin' after, I haven't ever heard of 'em :)

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Abra

What else would you use to get from floor to floor if not stairs?

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Finn, she’s less of a baby and more of a primadonna though, my girl has reeeaally high standards

an’ I thought Primarina were supposed to be the drama prone Pokémon

Who's everyones pampered baby in their team? For me it's Ateryx my serperior! He's like. 3 meters long but that won't stop him from making the biggest sad eyes at me when I don't put his food or water bowl right in front of him and who am I???? To deny him???? I'm ofc going to pick him up and carry half of his weight towards the food so he can eat while I hold him!!! Baby!!!

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the oricorio have joined me in the hole, there’s lotsa feathers and I keep sneezing, the hole is less relaxing now :/

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Swanna mail! A handmade Nidorina plush. It is around 6" (Inches) tall.

have a friend :)

dude this is sick! Finn! look! someone’s a fan! Arc, she’s a little superstar, one that likes cuddling with plushies of herself, kehe

thank ya kindly anon, th’ rest of my babies are gonna be jealous, I’ll have to give ‘em extra treats

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local baker goes on violent rampage, digs hole on beach and lies down in it to recover

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Guzma: I ate Play-Doh once.

Guzma: Not as a kid, like, last week. That's why Giovanni banned it.

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though my rage delayed visiting the Tapus, with the fuckin Ceremonium coming up I need their good will more than ever

tomorrow, there’s always tomorrow

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important psa! stay safe in Alola y’all

PSA from the Alolan rangers

This year, due to unusual cosmic activity, worm holes are going to be frequent, and this corresponds to a predicted rise in ultra beast sightings. The rangers have released information on how to keep yourself safe during the next 8 months until the wormholes die down:

Travel in groups and keep alert. We recommend keeping your pokemon out of their balls if feasible.

Familiarize yourself with the cries of ultrabeasts. [A link to a government website is attached with a soundbank of recorded ultrabeast noises]

If you are deaf or HOH, all service pokemon trained in Alola recently are trained to recognize these sounds, but if you have an older service pokemon or are from out of the region, the Deaf Society of Alola will be happy to loan you a trained pokemon for the duration.

Download the ranger alert app for your rotom dex or rotom phone in case of an encounter or sighting. Remember, it is a $5000 fine for making a false report.

Avoid unnecessary travel during this event. If you are someone who works with wormholes or has travelled through or been very close to one, we recommend leaving the region for the duration if you can or increasing security if this is not an option, due to the likelihood of ultrabeasts approaching you.

Ultrabeasts are frequently startled and confused by their sudden arrival here, and are much more likely to be aggressive or reactive. Do not engage ANY ultrabeast. Avoid eye contact and remain still.

Avoid picking up litter with your bare hands, particularly paper litter that seems folded.

Keep an eye on the skies.

If you find dead wild pokemon that have been drained of fluids, vacate the area immediately.

If you feel dizzy, confused or sleepy, leave the area. Pheremosa may be present. Wear a good quality n-95 mask to provide decent protection.

Avoid power plants if you aren't an employee there. If you are an employee, pay close attention to safety briefings and wear all provided PPE. If your employer is not providing PPE, anonymous reports can be made to the authorities here [A link is provided]

Avoid large forested areas and remain alert for a long, low rumbling noise. Stay away from unexplained wild fires.

Obey all evacuation alerts sent out, and keep a survival kit packed with clean clothes, important documents other necessities. A comprehensive list of essential items can be found at the Alolan governments website.

Avoid coming unto contact with naganadel toxin. This toxin is purple and slightly bioluminescent, with a sharp, bitter smell. It's powerfully adhesive and can quickly cause breathing difficulties. If accidental contact occurs, vinegar has been shown to begin breaking it down. Apply white vinegar to the area and contact emergency services.

Make note of stone walls in your area, and report if new ones appear with no signs of construction workers.

Stay safe and don't be a hero.

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after a long night of rampaging Vi’s energy is out, and so is mine, I’m counting this as training for legal reasons