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my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
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I could stare at you forever.
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Me texting at night..
Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*
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So completely and utterly obsessed with my girlfriend
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me: I wish I had someone to watch the moon with
me @ myself: man what kind of gay ass shit...
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*sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform into The Mom Friend™
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Having one of my “I really really want to cuddle” moods
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