fudanshisans

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real talk how tf are there people out there who not only don't want to kill themselves when their brain unhelpfully decides to remind them of their paraphilic disorder, but actually like it??? It's like witchcraft to me please teach me your ways. Like ik it's not my fault, and i can't help it, and just because I'm thinking about something doesn't mean I'll actually do it bc thought crimes aren't real but... I still feel so guilty and gross.

This is probably bc of para stigma and all and the fact I've seen way too many "kill all *insert para here*" posts but ughhhhhhhh. I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THIS. I NEED MY BRAIN TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

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if I'm not actively having a mental breakdown I'm either thinking about skeleton pussy or Tartaglia puppy pussy.

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i feel like sans sends papyrus just random ass pictures with no context other than just "us". sometimes it's kinda sweet like idk maybe he'll send pictures of like- cats being silly or wtv. sometimes it makes no sense (like a random picture of a tree) and sometimes it's kinda lowkey incredibly upsetting (use your imagination)

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i loooooove being so non-serious as a selfshipper. like yes. my husband IS sans undertale and i fuck him dirty every night ok. trust me guys. he's real to me.

i giggle so hard when i read those serious ass sans x reader posts like "he likes when he can feel your bones" HE WANTS MY SKELETON MORE THAN ME?????????????? or like when i would supposedly comfort him???? commedy gold.

i wanna touch his bonezzzz

being so real 98% of the reason i ship sans x error is just bc i'm error and i want him baddddd

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finally making an intro post so hiiiii

my name is mystii (though if you wanna make my day you can call me error hehehehe)

i am a persecutor in a p-did system!! i usually use i when just refering to myself and we when refering to the whole system. sorry if that's confusing.

i am an ageless alter bc i'm immortal!!! and an eldritch entity ^_^ bodily we are late teens.

i prefer non-human terms!! especially if they're related to malfunctioning/broken technology or dogs. this is a system wide thing!! my pronouns are it/its. but you can use neo pronouns for me too!

we are otherkin!! fictionkin, caninekin, and glitchkin ^_^ and also mostly furries!!

my stances are: proship, profiction, pro para, pro consent, pro disability and mental health acceptance, pro harmless transid (such as trans-species/transcharacter etc. don't see how it's different from being otherkin but wtv), pro contradictory labels, pro xenogender, anti endo, anti radqueer, anti-contact for harmful/nonconsensual paras (this includes incest)

i ignore dnis a lot sorry if i int with your post and i'm on yours. (though if you're hardcore antishipper i probably did it on purpose ^_^ sorry not sorry)

i am an error!sans fictionkin (not fictive) and uncomfortable with doubles. not to a dni point, just iwc. use judgement where necessary. I tend to refer to myself as an irl if that makes you uncomfortable. sourcemates are welcome to int!!! (especially swap and blueberror fictionkins yall are so cool 0o0)

i selfship with sans, but idc about doubles yall are free to int ^_^

i type mostly in lowercase bc i'm literally error!sans irl sorry if that bothers you.

my interests: undertale/deltarune/utmv, genshin impact, chainsaw man, pmmm, tmnt, ninjago, beastars, neon genesis evangelion, mha, godzilla, young sheldon, 90s-early 2000s teen movies, black dresses, penelope scott, alex g, stomach book, ajj, rabitology, rebzyxx, songs that sound like an mp3 player being blended or rotting into the forest yk. mostly an undertale account.

ships i like and am likely to post about here:

fontcest

errorberry

inkingerror

polystars

killermare (where nm is chara)

sanster

i mostly like toxic ships and sometimes incest. not a huge fan of adult x small child or anything. sorry :(

this is a sideblog!! my host's blog is our main but he doesn't want me to link it.

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anytime i try to tickle my pickle my dog comes in the room and stares at me so i have to stop. I haven't been able to jork it in weeks.

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we all know who I'm thinking about.

unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

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REAL LET ME BE MEAN TO HIMMM

*scrolls through ao3* WHY IS IT JUST AN AU SANS THAT'S BEING TOXIC TOWARDS THE READER? *scrolls through tumblr* why is the catalogue for a toxic sans x abusive/toxic reader empty??? *scrolls through the dephts of wattpad/fanfiction.net* it is OUT OF CHARACTER!!!!11111!!1

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i meant sandwhiches not salad i love salad. CROUNCHY LETTUCE PLS MARRY MEEEEEEEE.

i loveeee fucking. With my host. Like yes I will make everyone think he's nuts and post an insane rant about how I wanna get sans pregnant and I hate salad on its blog ^_^

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i loveeee fucking. With my host. Like yes I will make everyone think he's nuts and post an insane rant about how I wanna get sans pregnant and I hate salad on its blog ^_^

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my dad literally knows i ship fontcest and I'm very vocal about being anticensorship so yeah. no one actually gaf irl.

Okay… Ookay…

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petting me is actually incredibly beneficial to everyone because you get to see me be pet and im real cute about it

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'Puter. How do I stop hating myself for being a paraphile. Quickest option, no medication or therapy. 'PUTER DO YOU HEAR ME.

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yesterday's trauma is today's fetish

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i don't like bottom papyrus because one, look at him and tell me the GREAT FUCKING PAPYRUS would bottom, two, sans can't even dominate his fucking sock, three, younger sibling is the bottom is hella overdone and especially given the characters and the way the fandom treats them it gives me the ick, and four (unimportant) I want to fuck sans sooooooo bad i get a little wigged out when he's doing the fucking.

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Hehe😼😼

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guys do we like the new pfp

it's me as error!sans making my sans and papyrus dolls kiss bc why not. the full drawing is of my incestuous doll rp and my irl best friend as swap!papyrus being sick of me for it but idk if they'd be comfy with me posting their character here.

either way we're literally error!sans and swap!papyrus irl trust. i kidnapped and seduced their brother.