Call me Ronnie. I'm the resident expert on incantations and the like. I'm here to stick it to the ol' greybeards and talk about my hot bf I bagged by being annoyin af 👻
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I honestly had to look up on my orb, what these talismans were. And oh my merlin, there is a whole wizard subculture about beard shape and beading...
my question is if you have a goatee, how many talismans could you cram on that thing?
How it feels playin BaldursGate3 on my new orb:
Scratch that I'm not a greybeard:
perfect c:
#reply#wizardposting#sorry gramps im not growing a beard#but i think the beard subculture is pretty neat#maybe moss on your belt would fool the talisman#wizardblr
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How it feels playin BaldursGate3 on my new orb:
Scratch that I'm not a greybeard:
perfect c:
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ooh yay!✨️
ahem-I mean.
I have been awaiting your return, my liege.
Please accept this little gift, in celebration of your return:

The Era of Cringe has returned. Prepare for my dark rule, you plebians. I'm in your walls. I have a little apartment in there.
#wizardposting#wizardblogging#honestly I had the most talkative rat living in there#I couldnt bear it anymore#I already have a very talkative owl familiar#Im supposed to be the chatty one
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actually good?! ty Alexa✨️
✨Wizard Alexa may have misunderstood a request and sent most of your relatives to various planes of torment, but on the plus side, now family gatherings will be much easier to coordinate.✨
#wizard alexa#wizardposting#wizardblogging#coming from a household name wizard family#all their traditions and stuffy whatnots#I welcome it
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Oh my Merlin! Again?!?!🤣🤣
Release Me! Anybody, let me out!

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I mean, if you can cast your whole magic load into a Stuart, that's pretty impressive mate. I usually gotta come up with some whole rhyming verse before shit starts getting powerful. I really think that's the only reason the other guys got long wimded edgy names.
Everyone else is so cool and edgy when they name their spells like "laser ray of impending doom" and shit. Meanwhile I'm just like "yeah I'm gonna cast a Stuart I think" like how do you come up with stuff like Lightning Purple Shadow Daggers of Eternal Death do you guys brainstorm the names before you figure out the spells or what is it
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The age old question of if I should get someone to 3d print this lil figure of me or should I make the plastic conjuration circle meself..

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OOC: So, Ronnie Nymphus Adderwall the 3rd will be my wizardsona for wizardposting/wizardblr. I've admired the hashtags for a while now and want to join in on the fun wif one of my favorite OCs rn. Here's some reference images of him and his found family...might be some bg3 pics of him too since that's the last videogame he played🩵✨️ From this point on the blog will be in character!🧙♂️




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