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Take off your fucking glasses.

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They could both get it.

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alr, who’s taking requests for scott summers smut because i’ve literally gone through every resource available

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so like…. Where the fuck are the Scott Summers fics? Why is my boy not being written about???

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Re2 Leon and I won't take any arguments

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me scrambling to fit every leon in my mouth

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Very old drawing I did awhile back and never got a chance to post

Based on this

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i know the running gag is that wesker has like 9000000 dollars worth of hair care and other hygiene products but it would be so funny if he just

i bet he sits in the aisle at the store like

all contemplatively before he just grabs the 12-in-1 clean your ass synthesize your bioweapon bottle

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Chris Redfield has literally punched a boulder and you think he can’t hold you up during sex???

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thinking about how krauser knows leon like nobody else & therefore hurts him like no one else can.

thinking about how in the script krauser guided leon’s hand into his chest, how he went out content and proud, rather than bitter or scared. he wanted to die by leon’s hand, encouraged it even.

thinking about how he calls leon by his name rather than boy scout or rookie, how leon’s face was the last he’d ever see, and how he was perfectly content with that. how leon called him major one last time, both showing their respect for each other that had previously been buried under their pride.

thinking about how leon can’t even look at krauser when killing him, plunging the knife into his chest with a quivering lip and eyes squeezed shut. thinking about how he looks at himself in the blade afterwards, unable to keep eye contact with his own reflection and visibly holding back tears.

“Do... what you have to do. That's right.

I trained you well... Leon”

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resident evil and singing (headcanons)

the thought came to me and it felt right so enjoy! includes; albert wesker, leon kennedy, chris redfield, carlos oliveira, ethan winters, jill valentine, claire redfield, rebecca chambers, ada wong, and sheva alomar. we are so back baby.

albert wesker:

he can

however does he? no, never

this man does not have hobbies he just works and does evil

however he probably has a lovely voice

leon kennedy:

leon definitely can sing

he wasn't in choir or anything but it's something he loves to do

he's self conscious tho so he barely sings around others

i can imagine him always humming a tune to himself

chris redfield:

this man keeps an electric guitar at his desk in the rpd

he doesn't sing as much as he does scream

but hey he's having a good time

def made a girl sit there while he played guitar when he was younger

carlos oliveira:

no he cant

but will he? yes

it's god awful and he knows it

but he can't help it with how much fun he's having

ethan winters:

not really

he mostly just hums tunes to himself

and he'll hum tunes to rose as he rocks her to sleep in his arms

he loves music tho just never got really into it

jill valentine:

maybe a hot take but i dont think she can

i think she's another person who just hums to herself

and when she listens to music she's tapping

but she doesn't really like to sing

claire redfield:

she can

however she doesn't do it a lot or in front of people

but when claire likes a song she feels it

belting it out in her bedroom

rebecca chambers:

YES YES YES YES

rebecca was in choir, i cannot explain it

she was a soprano (ew)

she's got a lovely voice and she dominates everyone at karaoke

ada wong:

yes

she's confident about it

she's also smooth about it idk how to explain it

however with work, probably doesn't find the time to do it

sheva alomar:

YESSS

absolute queen

she eats it up, slaying the entire place down

her and rebecca would kill a duet PLEASE IT'D BE SO FIRE

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it's the autism

I just bought RE2 and why does Leon refuse to look you in the eyes when you turn the camera. Is he scared of eye contact or somethiyn

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People who take away Leon's "flaws" I hate you I hate you I hate you

Give him his crooked teeth and a soft jawline and butt chin or I s2g I'm going to kill you. Let him be awkward and shy and bad at conversation!!! Let him make cheesy jokes!!!

Leon as an awkward guy with negative rizz and shitty one liners who's got bleached hair and crooked teeth is 10 million % more attractive than suave womanizer Leon. Why are you taking the autism out of the autistic white man!?!?!?!

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RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS (2012)