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yall I've thought up the funniest fic I think I've ever thought of

We know how the Epic Cast (Okay, mostly Troy, but it infected others too, you can't deny it) likes to mess around with their characters on their content.

So like. What if.. I made a fic of the poor epic cast having to deal with the fact they're low key possessed by the Greek Gods they voice and have to deal with these gods just casually LIVING WITH THEM? 😭

LIKE imagine a sit-com style of the cast having to talk about whatever Greek God (or even human, looking at you, Ody) they have to live with everyday. I JUST THINK ITD BE HILARIOUS.

No idea if I'll actually write this, but it sounds so funny... if anyone would actually like this then maybe I'll entertain the idea. For now it's just a silly little thought lmao

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Guys. Pls listen. Hear me out...

Shadowvanilla animatic with the song Suffering from Epic... SHADOW MILK COOKIE IS DISGUISED AS WHITE LILY COOKIE... am I cooking

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JUST DESSERTS LEGACY CHALLENGE

created by clumsy.romantic (previously strawberrysim/strawberrysimyt)

originally i wasn't going to bother with my other legacy challenges, but i decided to completely revamp my just desserts legacy challenge because she deserved some love!!

if you are playing the old version, keep at it if you would like, but here are the new and improved rules! if there are any mistakes or you may not be able to read the graphics, you can find the google doc here.

if you do this challenge tag me on here or instagram or use the hashtag #justdessertslegacy !

i love you all so much, thank you for the continuing support and love i don't know where i'd be without all of you. thank you *big hugs*

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Sure, Moceit Good Omens AU is a banger, but have you considered Remile Good Omens AU?

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omg I just stumbled upon this account with perfect timing bc I had this wild dream last night and I need to share it with someone. It was like a fusion of HSR and genshin impact but like in a modern au kinda. And it revolved around Ratio, Aventurine, Alhaitham and Kaveh (with the obvious ships ofc bc even in sleep I’m a diehard shipper lol) but like Aventurine was the mc of sorts of the dream yknow like I wasnt seeing from his perspective or anything but it kinda focused on him. It’s so OOC that I was confused as well but it’s chaotic good.

but anyway so the dream started in what I assume was Ratio and Aventurine’s bedroom bc they were in bed and it was night n shit. for some dumb reason that I don’t remember there was a map of Florida on the wall (they weren’t in america or anything) and Aventurine was convinced that Ratio couldn’t fall asleep without looking at the map even though there was literally no reason to think that and it wasn’t even Ratio’s idea to have the map in the first place. This scene was wildly irrelevant and is only rly mentioned like once later and I find it hilariously out of pocket.

cue the next day where Aventurine and Ratio are invited over to Alhaitham’s house (and kaveh’s but they wouldnt stop calling it alhaithams) for a meal, dinner I think even though it was literally daytime? But yeah they were invited over and so they pulled up and for some reason in my mind the house looked weirdly like my house irl ig dreams are like that. Idk rly where Ratio and Kaveh go off to for a moment but they do go off somewhere whilst Aventurine climbs into alhaitham’s car.

Should probably mention Alhaitham was already in the car so the two kinda just chat for a while and Alhaitham is pretty much like “hey can you not do something stupid or be an asshole for just this one day this is important to me” and Aventurine wasn’t offended by this at all bc apparently Alhaitham was genuinely his friend?? (I was expecting Kaveh and Aventurine but my dream said no) but Aventurine is a bit confused why having dinner with him and ratio is a big deal bc it’s just like having friends over tf. So Alhaitham reaches around to the back seats of the car and pulls out this big stack of books which seems random at first but Aventurine checks all of their front covers and discovers they all say Veritas Ratio on them. Alhaitham explains that he is fascinated by Ratio’s work and was looking forwards to talking abt it so if Aventurine could behave that would be great.

Aventurine doesn’t get to reply or anything tho bc Ratio and Kaveh come along and knocks on the car window to tell them that dinner is ready (looking back on it, I think Ratio might’ve been helping Kaveh cook which is a crime that I didn’t get to see it). When I tell you I have never seen anyone move as fast as Aventurine and Alhaitham did in my life I mean they were FAST bc neither of them wanted to be caught dead by Ratio himself with those books so they just kinda shoved the books into the back seat again (blackout windows I assume?) and got out of the car.

cue the dinner which actually looked really tasty but Aventurine can’t keep his mouth shut despite what Alhaitham said and neither can Kaveh. Kaveh won’t stop complaining abt all the things Alhaitham hasn’t done bc apparently it was his turn to cook and Aventurine for some reason is determined to ruin Alhaitham’s admiration for Ratio and proceeds to bring up the Florida map thing (again, entirely irrelevant). In a moment that must be why he didn’t get into the Genius Society, Ratio decides the only way to get out of this god forsaken dinner is to literally climb out a window… Yeah. Aventurine, Kaveh and Alhaitham are all equally confused.

After much confusion Aventurine decides to excuse himself and follow after Ratio. For some reason the two of them end out in Alhaitham’s car??? And Aventurine shows Ratio THE books and they talk and it was actually surprisingly sweet n wholesome. By this time its actually getting dark tho so they go back into the house eventually to say goodbye and go their seperate ways. When Aventurine and Ratio get home the Florida map isn’ there, then I promptly woke up and was like wtf.

Very long ask and there isn’t even a question either but I had to tell someone. thank you SO MUCH

Lmao this has made my day. I wish I dreamt about HSR and Genshin Impact, that’d be so fun. This has serious crackfic potential lmao.

But you’re right, the whole Florida map thing is so out of pocket. Why do they have a map of Florida? Why did Aventurine choose to hang up a map of Florida in the bedroom? And better yet, why does he think Dr Ratio can’t fall asleep until he sees the map? This is the kind of thing only dream logic can explain. Dream logic also likes to make fictional places look like places you know in real life.

The idea of Kaveh and Alhaitham inviting Dr Ratio and Aventurine over for dinner is actually quite nice. Definitely didn’t expect Alhaitham and Aventurine to be friends, nor will I ever get over Alhaitham straight up telling Aventurine “yo can you like not be a dick for once”. Also Alhaitham having books on Dr Ratio’s studies weirdly makes sense. I too am salty that you didn’t get to witness Kaveh and Dr Ratio cooking. Missed opportunity.

After everything that’s been happening in Penacony, I think Aventurine deserves to be chaotic and determined to ruin Alhaitham’s view of Dr Ratio. Though Dr Ratio straight up climbing out the window— anon, you’re entirely right about the Genius Society. Their sweet moment makes up for all the chaos though (even if Dr Ratio would definitely still be a little pissed Aventurine was spreading misinformation about him).

And to end it all off, the Florida map is just… gone? What, did someone take it down? Or was it never there to begin with? Maybe the real haikaveh/ratiorine was the Florida maps we met along the way.

Thank you for this masterpiece.

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what i expected raturine to be:

aventurine: ooooh you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

dr ratio: kill urself

what i got:

aventurine: yea he thinks i’m stupid and hates me lmao

dr ratio: i can't say it out loud but i want you to stay alive. i love you and i really value you as a person and a companion. you don’t have to go through this alone

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Aventurine: Doc, will you catch me if I fall?

Ratio: No. But I'll help you get up again.

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Was watching a soukoku tiktok edit and realized how beautiful a BSD inspired radioapple au would be???

Alastor as dazai, always scheming, always trying to be in control, hiding everything all behind a smile (and a threat, if necessary). Alastor who is so very human yet struggles to feel for others and keeps everyone at a distance.

Luci as chuuya, all the power of a god packed into that tiny body. Alastor sets off his temper easily but luci never truly would try to harm him despite having all the capacity to do so. Luci who may not have been made to be human but feels emotions so strongly and cares so much that alastor thinks he is the most human of them all.

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so yeah, here's a crazy AU

The Good Place/The Amazing Digital Circus- I really don't know what to call it 😂

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This fits WAY too well I'm crying I love this too much omfg I love these two idiots

Ladies and gentlemen, it is DONE.

Enjoy uwu *now I suffer carpal tunnel*

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I'm gonna cry this is so cute

RadioApple but Lucifer is having a bad day. I'm thinking the anniversary of Lilith leaving, and Alastor is picking on him all day.

He is relentless, making fun of his ducks, height, anything. Lucifer is too busy faking that he is not depressed to really notice, only responding with "yea yea" "mhm" "okay"s, and it's driving Alastor nuts.

So Alastor goes for the jugular, and brings up Lilith leaving him.

For a moment hell goes silent, and Lucifer stares at Alastor with such intense anger it almost breaks Alastors smile. Before Lucifer sighs and leaves for his room.

Charlie, seeing everything, forces Alastor to go apologize to her father immediately.

Reluctantly Alastor goes to Lucifer's tower to give a half baked apology, when he hears the scuffling inside. He listens outside his door and hears cursing and the sound of squeaking.

Alastor knocks, and the bedroom goes silent for a moment, before chaos errupts from behind the door. When a puffy eyed Lucifer opens the door with a huge fake grin and an over enthusiastic "Charlie! You don't need to be worried about your old dad." already blurted out. but that all falters when he sees Alastor.

Before Alastor can say anything, Lucifer has already slammed the door in his face.

So Alastor is forced to knock again and again, until he finally says through the door "Charlie said I can't come back until I talk to you."

A less red eyed (crying) Lucifer opens the door and tells Alastor to get talking.

That's when Alastor looks behind him and sees the rubber duck slaughter in the background. Headless ducks everywhere.

Lucifer is about to shut the door again when Alastor stops him and asks about the ducks. Embarrassed, Lucifer says he started when Lilith left. It was a way to spend his days, and before he knew it he had thousands of them. That there wasnt a point to make them anymore, and he was getting rid of them all.

When Alastor doesn't say anything, Lucifer gets mad and asks why did he come over to begin with.

That's when Alastor sees it. The collection of ducks that look like the Hazbin Hotel occupants. All untouched, and some still being worked on. Alastor asks if he can come in, and Lucifer finds himself letting the demon inside.

Alastor compliments Lucifer's attention to detail as he glances over all of them. Picking up the Charlie and Husk ducks to admire the likeness, before hesitating on himself. It was the latest one Lucifer was working on, and seemed almost complete.

It was at that moment Alastor realized Lucifer was not like Lilith at all. Lucifer was an artist and creator, and Lilith was an oppressive leader.

Taking the LuciDuck from the bench, he asks if he could keep this one, and Lucifer grumbles.

Alastor insists, saying if he was going to destroy them anyway, he should be able to take it. Finally saying that he needs a co-host for his broadcast and Luciduck would be perfect.

With a blush, Lucifer caves, and goes back to destroying some of his older creations. One suspiciously looking like Lilith.

As Alastor leaves, he finally says his apology with more sincerity than he planned, and tells Lucifer he shouldn't stop creating.

When he leaves, Lucifer goes back to his desk and the Alastorduck is completed, and the only one not magically put in the shelf. But is instead, perfectly angled to watch over Lucifer as he worked.

With a smile, Lucifer picks up his paint brush and starts a new rubber duck. This time, it's for Nifty.

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Sims 4 Mystical Motherhood: The Occult Baby Challenge

This is a Sims 4 challenge still in the works! I will be adding more rules and conditions as we make our way through the challenge and hopefully by the time it’s over we will have a complete challenge! ;D Thanks for stopping by.

Watch me play this challenge on my YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ZL0ETjNlc&list=PL6kwWYmMSTRzjoHmEapEXu9reDojskVSw&index=1&t=264s

The point of this challenge for me was to see what the game offers with occults! I wanted to see which children got special traits, how they looked when they were born, the probability of the baby being an occult with a human mother, etc. It was a big experiment and I had so much fun with it. Unfortunately, it is close to impossible to do without mods and cheats. I also used a ton of occult cc to make the kids look like they we’re actually occult sims. How you want to play the challenge is up to you! This is just a guide on how I did it! 

I had no idea what was to come of this challenge when I started it so I ran into a lot of issues along the way. I had to use a lot of cheats and mods to get around some of the limits in the game. I have included below everything I had to do to get around these issues! I hope it helps. 

CHALLENGE OBJECTIVE: Have a baby with each of the occult sims in the game. Keep in mind in order to have certain occult sims you must own the expansion pack for it.

OCCULT SIMS: Vampire, Mermaid, Patchy the Straw Man, Flower Bunny, Alien, Spell Caster, Werewolf, Father Winter, Plant Sim, Island Elemental, Grim Reaper, Tragic Clown, Ghost, Servo Bot, Wishing Well (optional).

RULES: Create a human sim however you want. The only thing that is required is the sim must be able to get pregnant. Move your sim into any house. You may use money cheats if you want. Build a relationship with each occult creature in the game and become pregnant with their child. In order for you to be able to move a child out of the house they must reach level 5 in the skills that are associated with occult.

PACKS NEEDED TO COMPLETE THE ENTIRE CHALLENGE: Vampires, Get to Work (aliens), Island Living (mermaids), Seasons (patchy, flower bunny, father winter), Realm of Magic, University (servo), Romantic Garden (for the wishing well), Knifty Knitting (knitting skill), Outdoor Retreat (herbalism skill) City Living (singing skill), Spa Day (wellness skill).

OPTIONAL MODS NEEDED: 

https://deaderpool-mccc.com/#/

REAPING SKILL: https://neilsimming.wixsite.com/neildevblog/post/the-sims-4-death-angels-modpack

CHEATS NEEDED/HOW TO ACCESS CERTAIN OCCULTS:

Grim Reaper: In order to be able to try for baby with the Grim Reaper you need to first build a relationship with him, add him to your family but SHIFT clicking on Grim and clicking “Add to Family". Then you must remove his reaper trait with the following cheat: traits.clear_traits

After that, you should have no problem trying for baby with Grim! After you become pregnant, you can add his reaper trait back with this cheat: traits.equip_trait GrimReaper

Island Elementals: To access the island elementals, your sim must have the “child of the islands trait”. Once your sim has this trait, you can click on your sim and the option for summoning the island spirits should be available. Click it, and the island elementals will come to your lot. Build relationships with one or all of them. In order to try for baby with the island elementals, they must first be added to your household. There is no way to have a baby while they are still in their ghost form so you must bring them back to life. You can either use the wishing well, ambrosia, or cheat it using mccc. Once they are human again, you can try for baby. The objective here is to have a child that has the ‘Sulani Mana’ trait inherited from the island elementals. 

Plant Sim: There are no plant sims walking around the world in the Sims 4, so in order for you to have a baby with one you will have to make it yourself. Choose a sim you would like to make into a plant sim. 

Sims can become Plant Sims by eating a Forbidden Fruit, which is obtained by entering the Mystical Magic Bean Portal Tree. You collect six magical beans (flirty, confident, sad, uncomfortable, tense, playful and angry) from rare seed packets. You then purchase the magical stump from build/buy mode and place the six magical beans on it. They can then water the stump for it to grow into the “Mystical Magic Bean Portal Tree”. You can also skip all of that and purchase the tree from the debug build/buy menu. By entering the tree, Sims can obtain the Forbidden Fruit through answering correctly a short text-based adventure. Once they obtain the fruit, Sims can eat it and become PlantSims or plant it and grow more Forbidden Fruits. Plant Sim lasts for 5 days.

Tragic Clown: Purchase the Tragic Clown painting from build/buy mode. Have your sim view it until the Tragic Clown shows up on your lot. 

Wishing Well: You can wish for a child with the wishing well from Romantic Garden Stuff Pack. Make an offering before wishing for a child or you may get a negative outcome! 

SKILLS/OBJECTIVES FOR THE KIDS:

Patchy: Gardening / Flower Arranging

Alien: Rocket Science / Programming

Mermaid: Fitness / Singing

Vampire: Vampire Lore / Pipe Organ

Flower Bunny: Painting / Knitting

Spell Caster: Learn 5 spells

Father Winter: Wood Working / Baking

Plant Sim: Herbalism / Wellness

Island Elemental: Fishing / Guitar

Grim Reaper: Reach level 5 of the Reaping skill from the Death Angels Mod

Tragic Clown: Comedy / Mischief 

Servo: Robotics / Logic

Werewolf: Level 4 werewolf

Ghost: ?

Once your kid(s) have completed their objectives, you may move them out of the house to make room for more kids.

Thank you for taking an interest in this challenge! Good luck 💕

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I love this so much

Alright I'm eating, I gotta spill out the Hamilton x FNAF bs haunting my brain

To get this over with, Glam Freddy is Hamilton and Monty is Burr. Look, as far as I know, there aren't any other fnaf characters that have a subtle rivalry with each other to this extent... it made sense to me.

Classic Freddy (the original) is Washington, I specifically pictured C. Freddy telling Glam Freddy that "History has its eyes on you" and it just... hit. It hit even harder when I listened to the song again.

Schuyler sisters.. Classic Chica is Angelica, Funtime Chica is Peggy, and Glam Chica is Eliza (look I don't ship Fredica but it grew on me). I think Mariah Reynolds is probably Toy Chica...? Maybe. Idk.

How can I forget Layfette, I think Classic Foxy might be him. Glam Bonnie is Laurens (*sobs*), oh and Mulligan is Funtime Freddy. Chaotic trio...

Jefferson is Funtime Foxy and Madison is Lefty.

And to make this even more interesting (and sadder), Gregory is Phillip. Don't ask me the logistics behind Glam Freddy and Chica having a human child, shut up. Gregory is Phillip and it's gonna make me sad AAAAH.

...Charles Lee is Toy Freddy.

Anyways that's all I have now, I can shut up and go eat my oatmeal.

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Mr. Loverman to really sad gay people

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Lukas the type of guy to start his letters to Jesse with "My dearest, Jesse" with a comma after dearest.

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Alternatively; The Witch, The Vampire, and The Were-cat son of said Vampire.

Hiya, this post is about... 6 weeks late LMFAO 💀. Tsk tsk sorry bout that!

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fyodor is the second coming of christ, he’s alive guys trust🙏🙏🫠