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"Gary Oldman (Sirius Black) actually came around the next morning, because we lived near each other at the time, and he said, ‘Have you seen the new book? We’ve got a lot of work to do, mate.’ He was quite happy, and I didn’t know how to break it to him. So I said, ‘Have you actually read it yet, Gaz?’ ‘No, just clicked through it.’ A few days later I’m in makeup and he comes in, and sits down, and goes ‘Have you heard the news?’ ‘What’s that, Gaz?’ ‘It’s terrible fucking news.’ ‘What is it?’ ‘You know how everyone is talking about who dies in book five? It’s fucking me! This woman puts the poor bastard in prison for 12 years, brings him back for a few scenes, and then she kills him!’"

David Thewlis (Remus Lupin)

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People take pictures of sunset on 42nd Street in New York during the biannual occurrence named ‘Manhattanhenge’ last night. Manhattanhenge, coined by astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, occurs when the setting sun aligns itself with the east-west grid of streets in Manhattan, allowing the sun to shine down all the streets at the same time.

Photograph: Eduardo Munoz/Reuters

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OH MY GOD, YES, YES!

Awakening Anxiety

@JimGaffigan

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THE REALEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET

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I'm really fucking tired of being in a relationship that resembles a make-it-yourself kit.  

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when I'm really really sad, I look like poor Joey

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oh, these eyes!

PHOTO OP: Green Eyed Beauty

Via machinistdon.

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‘There’s a point, around age twenty,’ [he] said, ‘when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue of your peculiarities.’

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Dispossessed. (via booksnippets)

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It is so late and I'm SO TIRED I can't even get up and make three steps across the room to fall down on my bed. I'd probably fall asleep face down the keyboard, but I have a whole pack of incredible Serbian licorice-honey-lavender-blackcurrant candy that keeps me awake for a little bit, although I'm having trouble remembering why I even bothered writing here.

Oh, yeah, I'm almost halfway through "The Fountainhead" and it's magnificent, I just need to write it down, how it amazes and enthralls me. Not just the plot, but the sentence structures, or should I call them patterns, which resemble the finest lace or icy patterns on a frozen window.

Anyway I can't recall anything else of importance, so, off I go. Or probably I'll finish with all the candy first. 

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Officially declare myself the laziest person ever. I'm starving, but I'm far too lazy to make a sandwich by putting already sliced ham on already sliced bread. I also have a pineapple, but - you know, I'm gonna have to cut it, so - lying right here till I starve to death.

Or till my roommate comes and feeds me. Yay!

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I know I am reinventing the wheel for everyone right now, but I just watched it, like, right now - and it made me laugh and cry like a little girl.

It's juts plain awesome, no words can describe it. 

Out to get a book.

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ALL. THE. TIME.

Can't understand, whether I am really hungry or is it just my stomach feeling as lonely as I am?

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hi you're flawless and i love you

Now, this is weird. I'd say I love you too, but doing it out of common courtesy doesn't feel right, just like talking to anonymous people. I guess - thank you?:) I'm not so sure about the flawless part though.

Don't really know what I'm supposed to answer to such blatant proclamations:) You're my first!

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from In Praise of Reading and Fiction by Mario Vargas Llosa