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“Doesn’t your hair only grow half a millimeter a day ? I think you’re feeding me some lies there, love. I’ll whip out the ruler and we’ll have to start one of those markings on the wall like people normally do for height but we’ll do it for your hair. Rapunzel is eh, but you on the other hand---you’re a real stunner with those growing curls of yours. We’ll find ‘em sooner or later but I can stop by CVS after work tomorrow and pick you up some.”

“I actually think s’grown like — .. one centimeter. You can measure it tonight if you ever so please. I wouldn’t mind being Rapunzel, she’s gorgeous. Ugh, s’fine. I need to buy some more. I always find one, but end up losing it. I have a feeling there’s about ten elastics under the bed and tangled in the sheets.”

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“Oh definitely ! Pft, totally didn’t fuck up my back a bit from trying to put on my socks---just a regular old soccer incident where another player ran into me and I landed funny on my back. It’s almost as bad as stubbing your toe but a little worse. Everybody’s been telling me to do yoga so I might just do that.”

“If anyone tries to ask you why exactly your back is messed up, you should probably twist the story around a bit to make it seem more cool. I can’t judge you though because I’ve hurt myself doing simple tasks as well, you’d be surprised. To avoid anymore back related injuries, I would suggest that you try stretching more to enhance your flexibility.”

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“Excuse me, Ax ? I share my story of true pain and suffering and this is the response I get ? Maybe I’m just a regular ol’ Benjamin Button or shit at putting on socks. Skylar said I should do yoga so I’m considering that not only since my back won’t get fucked up but it’s also pretty beneficial in bed.”

“Damn Theo, what is this? Normally its people in their older years who break their fucking backs by putting their socks on, not high school students! You need to stretch more or something.”

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“I mean---hey, I’d be completely down with some yoga. Have you ? You should totally join with me then, man ! We can become, like, yoga buddies and plus I won’t look like a complete loser doing it myself.”

“We should get you into some type of yoga or something, and improve your flexibility. It’s pretty calming, I’ve gone to one once.”

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@sagedd: @tbhtheo why do you hate me

@tbhtheo: @sagedd i happen to like you very very much...your knock knock jokes i'm still considering

@tbhtheo: @sagedd who's there??

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“I’m pretty certain that I nearly broke my back this morning when I leaned forward to put my socks on. So if you see someone walking with a cane at one mile per hour, no worries; it’s just me with my latest back pain.”

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@sagedd: KNOCK KNOCK

@tbhtheo: @sagedd come in

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Leaving a London Hotel this evening - 6/24

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text || angie

angie: anyone wanna go on a midnight ice cream run?

angie: or a weed run?

angie: both really

theo: can i take you up on the ice cream part

theo: you can still get your weed but i'm really feeling some ben and jerry's right now

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text → marisol

mari: YA GIRL MADE AN IMPROMPTU TRIP TO NYC

mari: i MET MY ROOOMMATES :)))))

mari: imSO HAPPY !!

theo: are they not serial killers??

theo: if not then that's great !!

theo: i have a feeling my roommates are going to be up to some weird shit so prayers that when i meet mine this saturday they won't be creepy

theo: what if i get my own leighton meester in the roommate

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“I’m pretty sure your hair couldn’t have grown that much longer since I’ve seen you in bed this morning. Unless you’re secretly Rapunzel and you haven’t told me. But sorry, babe, I don’t have one.”

“ — Yes, my hair did grow since you’ve last seen me. This shows that you don’t see me enough, and we’re just going t’have to change that. Also, I need a hair elastic. That’s what I was going to say at first, but I got off track. Do you have one ?”

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“---This whole interaction has left me confused and just...all the more confused. But I’m just curious as to why this woman seems to dislike surfing with that much intensity. Maybe she’s just old and bitter ?”

“I was at the beach and this lady had the audacity to tell me to burn my brand new surfboard and go study, then looked at my bathing suit like it was the ugliest thing she’d seen. Newsflash, the two piece was from Victora’s Secret and this is the 21 century. Pretty sure I can surf better than most the boys around here, am I right?” 

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ok wow hello everyone i’M NOT DEAD I PROMISE but with my really shitty on theo it probably seemed like it which i have to apologize for a lot

the past week has just been really hectic with my work schedule picking up, finals week and studying for the finals and just throw in graduation/prom prep and it’s just been !!!

but thankfully it’s slowing down this week and although i’m working today from 1pm to 7pm est i’ll definitely be on to go through the starter tags and such when i get home. so i’m hecka excited to get back on theo and rp with all of you again :~)

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“Psychopaths aren’t bad until they live up to the name and start killing people.”

“I never thought about it like that. But hey, maybe psychopaths arent that bad.”

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“I’m not sure if I should be offended by that---I’ll gladly take cute despite more fitting adjectives being rugged or handsome. Babe, you should totally come with me and help me out or else I’ll be buying the shittiest milk or bread or yogurt. Plus, y’know, aside from spending time together, you can try to get me to eat healthier which is a plus. If eating as healthy as you do gives you all your stamina in the bedroom then count me in. That would work---or send me grocery lists of what’s best to make and such and I’ll worship the ground you walk on even more. Usually my only meats are chicken  nuggets, fish sticks or deli meats so nothing too bad I hope. Who knows, love, maybe we can make it onto Extreme Couponers together  That sounds delicious so you can count on it....maybe also feed them to you, yeah ?”

“ — You’re so cute, and so lame. At the same time. I would say that I can help you grocery shop, but my diet is far different than yours. Though, m’quite the grocery shopper. Maybe i’ll just send you boxes of groceries while you’re away instead of gifts and cards. I can’t buy meat, though. You’ll have to find that on your own. Or I can help you find it when I visit. I even use coupons. I could be on like — … extreme couponers. Or whatever s’called. But also, organic strawberries sound delicious. Cover them in chocolate.”

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“You always knew how to flatter me, Linc, still do apparently. Ha ! Trust me, man, you mock me but you’ve yet to experience how much of a pain in the ass grocery shopping is when you’re lacking the list of things you need to buy. The bright side being some girl cooking the samples made some chili and it was the greatest thing I’ve ever tasted. So naturally, I bought a good five packages---we’re cooking this together sometime and it’ll be fucking delicious, alright ?  We won’t burn down either of our houses. It won’t kill you buy you’ll definitely taste the difference and it won’t be good ! Ha ha very funny, shitdick. Of course Muffins is still alive and she very much loves me as owner and my grandparents adore her. Hey ! Why are you thinking of my kitten dying ? That’s not a nice thought to be having.”

“Well, its not hard, you’re just stupid. Given, I’ve  never done it a day in my life, but how card can it be to walk through aisles and put food into a cart? Your problem, my friend, is that you overthink things too much. See, you don’t have to get that particular! It’s not like getting a different type of milk and eggs will kill you. If that’s your problem, just get ‘em all! Mittens is still alive? How in the world? With an owner as oblivious as you, I’ve already written what I’m going to say at the funeral.”

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“Consider yourself lucky---I think I had some elderly women pitying me as a stared on in confusion at the egg selection. Do you know there’s not just one type of egg ? There’s multiple ! That’s true; if there’s two things you can live on it’s cereal and cat food.”

“Thank god my dad has never made me do that. I know nothing of grocery shopping. Hey, at least you found the important stuff. Cereal and cat food.”