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REAL

my love language is forcing everyone to watch newsies

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IT groupchat at 3AM

Richie: WAKE UP LOSERS

Mike: Morning Richie

Stan: Go back to FUCKING SLEEP

Eddie: All of you shut the fuck up

Richie: No thank you Señor

Bill: Who wants to watch the sunrise with me?

Stan: I will

Richie: Ofc Bills bf wants to

Stan: May i remind you of the many times you snuck into Eddies window?

Bev: LMFAOOO

Eddie: Fuck you all

Ben left the group chat

Richie: nooOOOO BENNY THE PENNY

Bill: Alr Stan, meet me in my backyard :)

Stan: Will do

Mike: I’m hungry.

Bev: Same.

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newsies hyperfixation in 2024 god what unfortunate timing

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This will never not be funny

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Davey: You’re driving down the road and suddenly you see Race and Jack standing in the middle of the road. What do you hit?

Spot: Jack, obviously. I could never hurt Race.

Davey: The brAKES. YOU HIT THE BRAKES.

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Bumlets:I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Race: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

[Spot walks in]

Race:Fine,I’ll do it. Rules are rules ya know.

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Spot: *laying on the floor* I miss Race

Hotshot: Hes been gone 5 minutes.

Spot: *sniffs* I miss Race

Hotshot: He just went to the fucking store!

Spot: *Full on crying* I miss Race.

Race: Walks through the door* I’m back!

Spot: Fuck you Race! Didn’t even notice you were gone.

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Spot: Can opener's broken.

Race: So it's a can't opener?

Spot:

Spot: I can't believe I fell in love with you.

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Spot: If you were part of the solar system, you'd be the sun because you're annoying and too hot for your own good

Race: If you were part of the solar system, you'd be pluto because you're so fucking tiny

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Race: Spot an' I don't have pet names for each other

Jack: *raising eyebrow* Oh yeah?

Race: *defiantly* Yeah

Davey: *not looking up from his snake book* What do bees make?

Race: *confidently* Milk

Spot: *from the kitchen* Racer, babe, what the fuck

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Jack: Do you love race?

Spot sweating: ... No

Jack: Then why do you draw R+S hearts everywhere?

Spot: It stands for rage and suffering.

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Kidnapper #1: Could you and your boyfriend stop arguing? I'm trying to do something here!

Spot: He's not my boyfriend.

Race: You tell him babe!

Spot: Oh, so NOW you'll talk to me?

Kidnapper #1 to Kidnapper#2: I think we've made a mistake

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Spot: If I were a gardener I’d put your two-lips together

Race: You mean put our two-lips together? So we’d kiss?

Spot: Actually no, I just wanted you to shut the fuck up

Spot: But now that you mention it

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race: bye! i love you!

spot:

race:

race: that was a typo.

spot: this is a verbal conversation.

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Race is def gay for Spot

Davey and Jack lost Race

Jack: Excuse me, ma'am! Have you seen our son?

Davey: He's about this tall?

Jack: Clearly gay

Davey: But we haven't had the talk

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race, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid 

albert, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

spot, from across the room: no 

race:

albert:

race, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually.