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High

a/n: btw I’m not encouraging anyone to do anything or glorifying anything whatsoever. If drug mentions make you uncomfortable or if you don’t wanna read it, pls keep scrolling! Also @usuk-hell , @redeyedwitchcraft, and @sherlockscones bc y’all commented on that post I made a while back!

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Arthur seemed to think it was funny to watch Alfred die.

“Sip some juice,” He instructed. A languid smile pulled at his lips as slowly as the manner with which he seemed to melt back into the couch. His lashes fluttered as he shut his eyes. “Juice helps.”

Alfred coughed. He coughed some more before finally going still, and after making the mistake of taking a deep breath to calm down, Alfred coughed again. “Fuck.”

“The juice, Alfred.”

Alfred muttered hotly under his breath as he reached for the cup.

“What was that?” Arthur said, eyes blinking open. He let his head loll to the side to meet Alfred’s annoyed gaze.

“I said, for some sort of weed expert, you kinda suck at helping.”

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High

a/n: btw I’m not encouraging anyone to do anything or glorifying anything whatsoever. If drug mentions make you uncomfortable or if you don’t wanna read it, pls keep scrolling! Also @usuk-hell , @redeyedwitchcraft, and @sherlockscones bc y’all commented on that post I made a while back!

http://gallifreyanlibertea.tumblr.com/post/177596950308/i-wanna-write-a-fic-about-pothead-arthur-but-i

Arthur seemed to think it was funny to watch Alfred die.

“Sip some juice,” He instructed. A languid smile pulled at his lips as slowly as the manner with which he seemed to melt back into the couch. His lashes fluttered as he shut his eyes. “Juice helps.”

Alfred coughed. He coughed some more before finally going still, and after making the mistake of taking a deep breath to calm down, Alfred coughed again. “Fuck.”

“The juice, Alfred.”

Alfred muttered hotly under his breath as he reached for the cup.

“What was that?” Arthur said, eyes blinking open. He let his head loll to the side to meet Alfred’s annoyed gaze.

“I said, for some sort of weed expert, you kinda suck at helping.”

“You’re making it more difficult than it actually is,” Was Arthur’s reply. Alfred chose to ignore him as he sipped on the orange juice, calming his throat momentarily. “More importantly, your whining is quite honestly ruining my high.”

Alfred frowned at that. He supposed that treatment was what he deserved for losing his weed virginity to his lab partner, who was foreign to Alfred in every way imaginable. Arthur had moved to the U.S. only last year, but had racked up enough of a reputation that Alfred knew he would ask Arthur for the goods when the time came.

Alfred no longer had a job, which meant he no longer had to worry about being drug tested. So the time had come.

Most of his friends had jobs, and the others had no interest to smoke- which was fine- so although Alfred’s time had come, it would have to be... different from what he’d expected. Arthur Kirkland, the new British kid slash somehow already a drug dealer, happened to be assigned Alfred’s lab partner, and all Alfred had done was ask. A bit shakily. Just a week ago, with money crumpled in hand-

“Hey, so, I don’t know how much this kinda stuff costs but,” Alfred’s voice had dropped to a whisper, so the rest of the Panera Bread couldn’t hear, “Could I buy some weed off’a you, maybe? If that’s okay, I mean, I-”

Arthur had looked up from writing in his lab notebook. “What?”

Alfred cleared his throat. He whispered softer, “Weed, man. You sell, right?”

Arthur furrowed his eyebrows. He’d then let his expression relax into an easy smile, “You want one weed or two?”

Alfred blinked. “Wh- I, uh… I don’t-,” Arthur’s muffled snort turned into a laugh and Alfred sunk into his chair. “You’re kinda mean, Artie.”

Arthur’s smile melted into a smirk. “Don’t call me that. Anyway, I don’t think I can give you anything on my good conscience if you’re going to attempt it alone. You clearly don’t know what you’re doing.”

Alfred’s face was hot. He picked up his pencil, twirling it in his fingers. “I mean… okay. Okay. Uh, so what was the data for part two again?”

“What? Giving up so easy?”

“I’m not gonna beg or anything,” Alfred mumbled, eyeing the pages of his notebook. “Forget it.”

Alfred supposed that’s what led to their unique arrangement. “Meet me next week, I’ll smoke you out. Free.” A smirk. “I’d love to see you high.” So Alfred had left his house that morning telling his mother he was working on a lab, and there he was next week, on the floor of Arthur’s living room.

Arthur had passed him a… thingy. Alfred wasn’t quite sure what it was called, but he’d seen Arthur stuff it with the… goods. Alfred had waited until Arthur took the first hit before taking the thing in his shaking fingers and attempting to do it on his own.

Needless to say, it had not worked.

“Are you pouting?” Arthur said, words muffled by his face in the pillow of his couch. He moved to sit up, eyeing Alfred with a teasing laugh, “You are pouting.”

“You said you didn’t want me doing it alone, but that’s basically what I”m doing!” Alfred replied. “You can’t just get high as fuck and pass me the- th, uh, the-”

“Joint.”

“-the thing and expect me to just know how to get buzzed n’shit!”

“There’s nothing I can do but let you watch me.” Arthur scoffed, “Did you expect me to baby you? To physically put it in your mouth and tell you how many seconds to breathe in?”

Alfred’s face grew warm, “No. Just, like-”

Arthur wasn’t finished, apparently. He stumbled off the couch, giggling as if whatever he’d come up with was the pinnacle of comedy. “Better yet, like some sort of mother bird, did you want me to just-”

He paused. His eyes landed on Alfred yet again, this time, with interest. Alfred blinked.

Arthur then grinned. “Feel free to stop me if I make you uncomfortable.”

He sunk to the floor, plucking the- joint?… yes, joint- plucking the joint from Alfred’s fingers. He put it to his lips. “I want you to breathe in when I breathe out.”

“What?”

Arthur scooted closer, thighs parting to touch Alfred’s knees as Alfred sat cross-legged before him. Arthur sat up on his haunches. “Inhale the smoke I breathe out.”

“Wh- what? Why?”

“Why not?” Arthur snickered, “So are you or are you not?”

“Am I what?” Alfred stammered, “Why do I-?”

“Relax.” Arthur took a drag from his joint, chest stiff as if deciding not to take it into his lungs. He leaned forward with a raised eyebrow, as if waiting for approval. Alfred pursed his lips.

“... okay?”

Arthur’s eyes fluttered shut. He tilted his head, so very close- he let the smoke curl out past his lips. Alfred supposed he was meant to tilt his head the other way and just breathe in, so he did.

He wasn’t quite sure if it was meant to hit different, but it did. Maybe it was the technique, or maybe it was the fact that Arthur was so close Alfred could see each individual eyelash, and make out the slight freckles on his nose. He could count the million hairs in Arthur’s giant eyebrows. He could see the gold flecks in the big green eyes that stared back at Alfred when Arthur finally opened his eyes.

He flashed Alfred a quick grin, and Alfred attempted a nonchalant smile back but snapped his head to the side to cough instead.

He coughed. Arthur laughed. He coughed again, and Arthur laughed again, and Alfred coughed, and fuck, and again, and ah, fuck-

When his fit calmed down, he turned back to find Arthur still relatively close. Alfred wondered if Arthur planned on doing whatever he just did again… maybe “hoped” was a better word. Maybe it was the high letting him forget that Arthur was still quite a stranger. An attractive one, yes, but still a stranger.

A stranger that was very close and very cute. The weed hadn’t quite made Arthur more attractive than usual, it had just made it easier for Alfred to accept it.

It seemed to make it easier for Arthur to be bold as well, it seemed. Well, Alfred supposed Arthur had always been bold.

“So, are you gay or did I just waste my time?

Alfred balked. “Uh… I’m-”

“Sorry, you don’t have to answer that.” Arthur quickly corrected. He slunk back to his couch, laying on his back and gazing at the ceiling. “Forget what I… just pass the joint when you’re done with it. Inhale, then inhale some fresh air, hold it in for a bit, and let it out.”

“Uh… okay.” Alfred coughed again. Lightly. “I could’ve done with that advice earlier.”

“And don’t forget the orange juice.”

“Yeah, yeah, I have the juice,” Alfred muttered. He paused, eyeing the joint. He then sighed. “I’m, um… pansexual. By the way.”

“I’m gay.” Was Arthur’s reply. “Care to snog?”

“Uh-” Alfred took a hit before replying, coughing out the smoke as Arthur gazed at him expectantly. “Uh. Honestly? Yeah.”

Arthur shifted with a laugh, making room as Alfred scrambled onto the couch. “It’s better when you’re high.”

“I’ll bet.” Arthur slid onto Alfred’s lap, letting Alfred’s arms wrap around him as Alfred blinked, feeling increasingly aware of his elbows. “I think I’m feeling it-”

He then felt Arthur’s warm lips on his own, those pale, cold hands grabbing at his hair.

If Alfred wasn’t high before, he was now.

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DONT SHOO ME And I'm here cause I saw you were on her and I have you on alerts 👀

stop stalking me 

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Hey sorry to bother- do you know any dark well written usuk fic I could read? Like the ones Childish Sadism wrote, I don't know if you know him (���•͈ᴗ•͈) it's really hard to find some good one and maybe you could help me :3

I Love Childish Sadism’s works!! :D I know a few Dark UsUk fics, but they’re really good! d([∂]ω[

Underneath by Shiny-n-New  [OneShot, T, Complete]

Survival Game by Rexlover180  [17 Chapters, T, Complete] This one has 2 different endings! One for the UsUk shippers and one for the FrUk shippers.    If you don’t like FrUk skip Chapter 16.

Mirror Mask by Fire Bear1 [3 Chapters, T, Complete]

Siren by White Mizerable [OneShot, M, Complete]

Whom he may Devour by Angelpair [Oneshot, Explicit, Complete] Devil!AmericaxDevil!England

Subscription to Love by 01blackcat02 [11 Chapters, Explicit, Complete]   Not really Dark, but it gets really scary in one of the last chapters.

Paraphilial Activity by Americalovesthecockpit [Oneshot, Explicit, Complete] Dark/Crack

Surface Tension by Snowyfoxpaws [2 Chapters, Explicit, Complete] Cardverse AU

There is also It Follows by Zeplerfer, I haven’t read it yet but it looks Interesting (Very Dark).

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HEY FOOL, ILY

HI BUTTHEAD WYD ON TUMBLR

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((Just gotta let ya' know that I love your writing and still cry every time I read Forever Hold Your Peace))))

truth be told I entirely forgot what that was about so lemme go reread that real quick h,,eh-- but I’m so glad you like my work it makes me warm and tingly ily anon

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Hi I missed your face, by that I mean your presence on tumblr. *ruffles your hair* welcome back, kiddo!

I--- am so late to reply to this

I’ve been off and on a lot

ah

I MISSED YOUR FACE MORE I’m not sure if I’m technically “back” but I am lurking :) 

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Can u rec me some dark/ horror usuk fics please?

:0 aw man I don’t actually read a lot of horror usuk fics but if any of my followers know you should drop them an ask!! or drop me one too, shit, I’m curious now 

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valentine’s day

Today is capitalist propaganda and Arthur knows it, but he couldn’t help buying the box of chocolates because it makes Alfred smile like he is now. Practically sparkling, Alfred’s grin buries into the side of Arthur’s neck to pepper him with kisses, in a grip that knocks the gift out of Arthur’s hands.

“Babe, I thought we were waiting until tomorrow when all the candy gets cheaper!”

“Ah, well,” Arthur mutters and he’s on his toes as Alfred tightens his embrace. “The shop was on my way home-”

“No, no, admit it, babe.” And Alfred lets go, eyebrows waggling before he bends to pick up the heart-shaped chocolate box bent slightly from the fall. “You’re a hopeless romantic.”

“Am not.” Arthur grunts, because he is not. It’s perfectly generic to want to surprise your husband, to see him happy and beaming.

To see him looking at you in that adoring way of his, big blue eyes gazing at you like you’ve brought him the moon- Alfred’s palms grip the sides of Arthur’s face as he pulls Arthur into a kiss- yes, generic indeed.

Arthur watches Alfred leave the chocolate in his warm hand for too long before popping it into his mouth. It’s an excuse Arthur’s familiar with, when Alfred innocently offers the melted remnants on his fingers to Arthur’s lips and Arthur sucks the chocolate off. And they barely make it to the bedroom. 

“I love you,” Arthur says breathlessly into Alfred’s chest, but Alfred’s already asleep. Arthur rolls his eyes, contemplating shaking him back awake, but Alfred snorts in his sleep and Arthur huffs out a smile.

It’s a perfect end to Valentine’s Day, until Alfred starts snoring.

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uh I rlly thought I took a short break from tumblr but why the blue all fuckd up lmao???

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you're back! i missed you, senpai ☺️

ahem I am not a senpai LOL I am literally 8

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Are you planning on finishing ITMHOOAD?

yes, my love :)

god I hate reading my own work fkjhalkfjhsd

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ahhh oh my gosh that fic you just posted is so adorable!!! definitely just made my day better :) and I hope you're having a better than yesterday!!

wow im a stupid bitch who apparently doesn’t know how to open her inbox!!!! idk what fic this was about but YOURE SO SWEET ILY

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Sup man. I used to follow u when I was really into usuk but I fell out of it bout 2 years ago. Just thought I'd pop by to ur account and see if u were still active. I'm happy that ur still making content for it. Ur writings gotten even better than before. - stalker anon (if u remember me lmao)

UM I do remember you!!!!! wow two years,, I can’t believe I’ve been in this fandom for that long ah I honestly thought I was out of it too but I cant be away from the trashbabies (usuk) for that long man

But ty!!! I’m so honored you’d come back and visit !! pls slide into the DMs one of these days :’)

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“I should be finishing that chapter.” Arthur murmured, the tone of his voice and the smile on his lips not remotely matching the words as his head tipped back.

“You’re the one who decided to crawl into my lap.” Alfred replied, smirking against Arthur’s adam’s apple.

“I resent that phrasing.” Arthur leaned forward again, indulging them both in another deep, slow kiss before speaking again against his boyfriend’s lips. “I got up and sat down, I did not crawl.”

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start the new year off right by nursing your drunk boyfriend back to sobriety 💖