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Morty having a scrapbook of dirty confessions, pictures of his grandpa, love notes, and pictures of him m@sturb@ting to pictures of shirtless/pantless Rick. Rick finding out and adding pictures in various poses for him and a note on it when he leaves out on Morty's desk.

not sure if this ask is a prompt BUT you should know that A New Strange Loneliness by RovingOtter is one of my favorite pieces of fanfiction of all time and is....... pretty much this exact scenario

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" shipping incest is not a good coping mechanism!! " oh its not a coping mechanism im just a pervert

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Hi! I’m trying to be more conscious about the people I follow, are you legally an adult? Asking as a 21 yo

I’m illegally an adult. I’m -21 years old

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blood and nudity

not into vampire stuff at all but suddenly had an idea about morty catching some kind of vampire virus and going mad a bit and attacking rick :'-) the sketch in the upper right corner is not connected to the idea btw

translation: not s3x (probably)

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Rick and Morty on the show Rick and Morty:

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ok so basically the challenge is a couple listing embarrassing secrets they've kept from the other and seeing who has the weirdest secret (i guess?? lmao)

i can see morty nagging rick to do the challenge with him. rick wouldn't play along at first, but when he realizes he can sniff for (more) of morty's secrets he's down. as they play, the more they realize that they actually have a lot of embarrassing habits/quirks that only really involve the other. im imagining a simultaneous realization of their feelings or SMTH idk

sorry i kinda sprang that on u. don't feel pressured to hop on tiktok life is better free from it

no problem in springing on me, i'm here for random asks or prompts in my inbox! So I wrote this out and then I actually realized I looked up the hear me out cake challenge and not the listen and we don’t judge challenge cause I thought it was the same thing ??? IM SORRY

So thoughts below, even if they’re irrelevant:

so SORRY IF THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DIRECTION but i feel like, in my head, the rick and morty version of [the cake] challenge would be uhhh non consensual. Like that they're tied up and being tortured by some sick alien crime boss fuck, or something. Rick's clone is off hotwiring a solution, but in the meantime rick and morty are tied up and forced to participate in basically a horny lie detector test-- confess something or someone you'd voluntarily fuck, or get a painful electric shock, or [insert horrible punishment here]. And the AI with clamps hooked up to their balls knows when they're lying. AND the AI will know if it's more vanilla than the last confession, and it'll shock them for that, too.

And they're being streamed on live TV to the entire planet they're on, or whatever.

Rick is like. I could give less of a fucking shit. I'm a pansexual god-creature that's lived an extremely full life. He's done stuff to sentient and non-sentient things across the universe that could curl even that horny dragon from season four's hair. He actually ends up getting into more of a crabby argument with the AI about what constitutes kinky, once they're past the first few rounds.

But Morty is on a pretty steady countdown. Jessica is the first one. Then other girls in the class, older ones. Then boys in his class. Then his teachers. Then his male orthodontist. Then random historical figures that Rick laughs about. Then he starts getting into inanimate objects; the horse breeder thing. A warm loaf of bread. If he says something truly random he gets a shock, but there are a lot of weird things on there. Rick's laughing at him the whole time, poking fun.

Morty whispers that he jacked off to a topless picture of Summer once before he knew it was her. The AI gives him a light shock-- that only half counts. By now he's really sweaty and worn down, practically crying. Rick's making jokes about the time he put his dick into the gaping maw of some kind of alien insect broodmare, full on graphic details, and it feels like they've been here for years.

Rick, Morty says, quietly. The AI accepts the answer.

Rick goes quiet.

And that's when the clone busts in with a gun in each hand and shoots a hole clean through the robot's head.

:D

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'we listen but dont judge' tiktok challenge but make it a rickmorty fic where they keep judging each other until one of them accidentally confesses

Help what is this challenge

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Miami and his Rick then turned to look at each other for a moment. They seemed to have a conversation through facial expressions, both of them looking over at Morty every now and then while raising their eyebrows. When Miami Rick finally nodded at something, Miami giggled and nodded back. He pressed a quick kiss to his grandfather’s cheek.

Miami Rick then stood up. He lifted Miami up in the air as he went, making sure the boy’s feet didn’t touch the ground until he personally had placed him gently there. Now standing above Morty, both of the Miamis’ eyes went down to his pants. 

Morty looked down too. Mortification passed through him. 

He was hard. 

“Aw geez,” he said.

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Chapter 3 of my fic Power & Control is up! This fic is a RickMorty fic but this chapter features some delicious Mortycest, specifically Morty x Miami Morty.

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UPDATE THEY ARE POSTING

petition for @grandpa-boyfriend to release rickmorty fics they are working on because they sound awesome !!

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call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

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Not a ground breaking thought but one I have been obsessing over: as a character, Rick is defined by his relationship to his own agency, ie, his virtually limitless amounts of it. He has, in almost every situation the show puts him in, a choice in the matter. In a lot of ways, his technical/physical power is nearly complete— he can build a solution to any obstacle presented to him, or kill it, or destroy it, or escape it. He’s so self-aware he’s breaking the fourth wall, cracking jokes at the audience. In-universe, he could LEAVE Beth and her family at any time. Get in his freaking spaceship and fly out of there. He’s an alcoholic that’s substance dependent because he has to numb himself to the amount of choice and agency he has. And I don’t really blame him?? Because, let’s face it, the idea that you can TRULY do whatever you want is terrifying (hence his nihilism, also. if you can truly do whatever the hell you want, what really matters? what is your struggle? etc). It’s in the DNA of the show: what are the narrative problems to solve when your protagonist can do…… virtually anything he wants?

ENTER MORTIMER

That’s what makes his obsession with Morty so fucking interesting!! His grandson! His irrational attachment! The way he’s scrambling to control Morty in whatever way possible!! Sure, there are other family attachments in the rest of the Smiths, and some friends here and there. There's Diane. There’s also probably some other whole meta post to be written about Rick’s nuclear levels of self-loathing and how that ties in with all this into some kind of psychosexual soup. But the show’s backbone is about his relationship Morty. Morty!!!!! Rick’s own feelings for Morty represent a lack of control that is, for a someone entirely defined by their omnipotent (canonically ‘god-like’) levels of it, astonishing. Rick’s love for Morty is, in his mind, his own greatest frustration and most insurmountable defeat. And even worse, because Rick cares about Morty, he has to, at least to some extent, care about the universe because that’s the thing Morty exists inside.

Rick, who cares about nothing, CARES about Morty. And he just can’t. fucking. stop. himself.

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is it crazy that rickmorty genuinely raised my standard for romance in fiction like.... nobody rlly does it like them fr

I think it’s because their relationship has these super intense themes— I’ve talked before about the intensity of their power dynamic, control issues, boundary issues (check out the #gar speaks tag lol). The dichotomy of apathy and obsession, and Rick swinging wildly between these two poles while Morty is more of a fixed constant in the middle.

I think that these are elements that (some) people really enjoy in romantic fiction. The underage incest element/lack of conventionally attractive characters/ general crassness of the show makes it…….. unconventional, but I think the romance element is still there for those that can see it!

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Please tell me your absolute favorite rickorty fic recs thank you!

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Fluffcember 2024

Heyho.

@alpaca-clouds here!

I was asked whether I would create Fluffcember as an official challenge this year, and I thought to myself: You know what? Why not?

Hence this blog - and a really early posting of the list.

Rules

This is a 1-month-challenge for fluffy fanworks.

All sorts of fanworks (art, writing, graphics) welcome.

We will however not accept any AI-Art or AI-Writing!

SFW and NSFW is both welcome - but please make sure to tag it accordingly.

Tag CWs if you share under this tag!

No minimum or maximum word count for writing!

We will reblog entries during the month of December!

If you have questions: The asks are open!

Full list of prompts under the cut.

Day 01: Roasted Marshmallows

Day 02: Winter Flu

Day 03: Snow Man

Day 04: Christmas Sweater

Day 05: Northern Lights

Day 06: Gingerbread House

Day 07: Condensed Breath

Day 08: Sparkling Snow

Day 09: Sugar Rush

Day 10: Carols

Day 11: Slippery

Day 12: Skiing

Day 13: Fire and Ice

Day 14: Winter Soup

Day 15: Naughty List

Day 16: Chocolate

Day 17: Snowed in

Day 18: Mistletoe

Day 19: Fondue

Day 20: Fairy Tales

Day 21: Cabin in the Snow

Day 22: Winter Storm

Day 23: Confessions

Day 24: Christmas Tree

Day 25: The Perfect Gift

Day 26: Forgiveness

Day 27: Family Gathering

Day 28: Cold Turkey

Day 29: Mint

Day 30: Warming Up

Day 31: Fireworks

Alternatives:

Hot Bath

Fallen Through The Ice

Holiday Decoration

Homecooked Meals

Coming Home

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another rickorty writer’s prompt: outsider POV on Rick and Morty fighting with each other. Over the course of the fight, the POV character realizes they Are Not Platonic.

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Thank you, @garmanarnarr, for this prompt: “Rickorty Writers Prompt: Beth finds out her son and father are in a relationship.” It really helped me with my writer’s block.