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THERES M FUCKING-

SINCE WHEN CAN YOU FUCKING SPONSOR TUMBLR POSTS BRO WHAT THE FHCK IS THIS???

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it has come to my attention that the groupchats have been removed and replaced by ALGORITHM

this is a devastating change that will ruin all that is left of this shitty ass place

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where the FUCK are my groupchats im FUCKING CONFUSED

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i would like to publicly apologize for this post i made back in may, ill never ask for anything again

technoblade please press start stream or upload video it would be so sexy of u

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techno gets wilbur and tommy in on it too and eventually it just becomes a challenge to see who can come up with the most unsurvivable experience to put techno through just to see if phils gonna say anything

How Techno and Phil met

This is one of the ways I imagine Techno and Phil meetings. I don't really have a way that I prefer over the others

So Techno and Mumza are friends since they are both gods. So one day Mumza is like “Techno, my husband is getting lonely. Can you spend some time with him” Techno is like “1) when did you get a husband and 2) You know I am not a social person” Mumza is like “Please. I know you two will get along. I won’t force you but at least meet him. And sorry for not telling you about the marriage but it was just something between me, him and the crows. “

So Techno agrees to meet Phil and heads off to the mortal world. He plans to pretend to be mortal so if he does not like Phil then he can ditch

Techno finds Phil during one of his projects.

Techno does admit that it is a great looking build.

So Phil and Techno have a few little conversations and Techno is still wondering why Mumza thought that he and Phil would be good friends. The guy is nice but he can’t really see himself staying long.

It is not until a few days later when Techno is practicing his fighting that he sees why

Phil sees this and asks if they can spar. Techno is not one to say no to a fight but does not expect much. (At this point, Techno has not seen Phil fight before)

So things start out pretty simple at first but only because both people are holding back. As the fight got longer and they both saw that they had no need to hold back did the fight get crazy.

The only reason why the fight ended was because the sun was starting to set and Phil did not want to risk any monster interrupting.

Techno thinks “Kristin was right.”

So Techno and Phil continued to hang out and Techno grew to really care about Phil.

There was one problem. Techno did not know how to tell Phil that he was immortal or that he knows that Phil is immortal. So Techno figures that Phil will figure it out if they stick together for a few hundred years

Phil starts to get worried since he does not want to ditch Techno but he also does not want to explain that he is immortal. So he just hopes that Techno does not know the average lifespan of an avian.

Phil does not know the average lifespan of a piglin hybrid so he does not question why Techno is still young looking. He is like “I guess Piglins hybrid live to be way past their 100s. Maybe I should check the nether out more.” (Back during the time Techno and Phil met, there really was not a lot of info on the nether)

Techno thinks Phil figured it out but nope. Phil is like “This my mortal friend”

So Mumza hears a lot from the crows about Phil and Techno’s adventures. So when she finds out that Phil still thinks Techno is a mortal she is like “Okay need to clear this up”

So after finding out that Techno is a god, Phil is like “You are not a mortal” and Techno is like “Dude I thought you knew 500 years ago.”

Mumza and Techno tease Phil about this for a long time. It was one of the first stories Techno told Wilbur. Phil is like “Hey” and Techno is like “Dude as your best friend it is my job to tell your kid all the dumb stuff you did”

Mumza knew that if she did not tell her husband then he would still think Techno is mortal to this day

Phil: Piglin hybrids have such a long lifespan

Techno never aging and surviving things that would kill any mortal: At this point, I am just seeing what it takes

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dhshhshs and techno just decides to fuck with him and goes "sorry i laugh when im sad. i just dont know how to handle this...the truth is phil..i could die at any second, im hundreds of years over the average lifespan"

How Techno and Phil met

This is one of the ways I imagine Techno and Phil meetings. I don't really have a way that I prefer over the others

So Techno and Mumza are friends since they are both gods. So one day Mumza is like “Techno, my husband is getting lonely. Can you spend some time with him” Techno is like “1) when did you get a husband and 2) You know I am not a social person” Mumza is like “Please. I know you two will get along. I won’t force you but at least meet him. And sorry for not telling you about the marriage but it was just something between me, him and the crows. “

So Techno agrees to meet Phil and heads off to the mortal world. He plans to pretend to be mortal so if he does not like Phil then he can ditch

Techno finds Phil during one of his projects.

Techno does admit that it is a great looking build.

So Phil and Techno have a few little conversations and Techno is still wondering why Mumza thought that he and Phil would be good friends. The guy is nice but he can’t really see himself staying long.

It is not until a few days later when Techno is practicing his fighting that he sees why

Phil sees this and asks if they can spar. Techno is not one to say no to a fight but does not expect much. (At this point, Techno has not seen Phil fight before)

So things start out pretty simple at first but only because both people are holding back. As the fight got longer and they both saw that they had no need to hold back did the fight get crazy.

The only reason why the fight ended was because the sun was starting to set and Phil did not want to risk any monster interrupting.

Techno thinks “Kristin was right.”

So Techno and Phil continued to hang out and Techno grew to really care about Phil.

There was one problem. Techno did not know how to tell Phil that he was immortal or that he knows that Phil is immortal. So Techno figures that Phil will figure it out if they stick together for a few hundred years

Phil starts to get worried since he does not want to ditch Techno but he also does not want to explain that he is immortal. So he just hopes that Techno does not know the average lifespan of an avian.

Phil does not know the average lifespan of a piglin hybrid so he does not question why Techno is still young looking. He is like “I guess Piglins hybrid live to be way past their 100s. Maybe I should check the nether out more.” (Back during the time Techno and Phil met, there really was not a lot of info on the nether)

Techno thinks Phil figured it out but nope. Phil is like “This my mortal friend”

So Mumza hears a lot from the crows about Phil and Techno’s adventures. So when she finds out that Phil still thinks Techno is a mortal she is like “Okay need to clear this up”

So after finding out that Techno is a god, Phil is like “You are not a mortal” and Techno is like “Dude I thought you knew 500 years ago.”

Mumza and Techno tease Phil about this for a long time. It was one of the first stories Techno told Wilbur. Phil is like “Hey” and Techno is like “Dude as your best friend it is my job to tell your kid all the dumb stuff you did”

Mumza knew that if she did not tell her husband then he would still think Techno is mortal to this day

Phil: Piglin hybrids have such a long lifespan

Techno never aging and surviving things that would kill any mortal: At this point, I am just seeing what it takes

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hi i love this, but please consider: kristin just laughs at it and dosen't tell phil technos a god so one night like literally hundreds or thousanda of years after theyve met phil just goes "dude i literally wont know what to do with myself when youre gone" and techno just bursts out laughing at him

How Techno and Phil met

This is one of the ways I imagine Techno and Phil meetings. I don't really have a way that I prefer over the others

So Techno and Mumza are friends since they are both gods. So one day Mumza is like “Techno, my husband is getting lonely. Can you spend some time with him” Techno is like “1) when did you get a husband and 2) You know I am not a social person” Mumza is like “Please. I know you two will get along. I won’t force you but at least meet him. And sorry for not telling you about the marriage but it was just something between me, him and the crows. “

So Techno agrees to meet Phil and heads off to the mortal world. He plans to pretend to be mortal so if he does not like Phil then he can ditch

Techno finds Phil during one of his projects.

Techno does admit that it is a great looking build.

So Phil and Techno have a few little conversations and Techno is still wondering why Mumza thought that he and Phil would be good friends. The guy is nice but he can’t really see himself staying long.

It is not until a few days later when Techno is practicing his fighting that he sees why

Phil sees this and asks if they can spar. Techno is not one to say no to a fight but does not expect much. (At this point, Techno has not seen Phil fight before)

So things start out pretty simple at first but only because both people are holding back. As the fight got longer and they both saw that they had no need to hold back did the fight get crazy.

The only reason why the fight ended was because the sun was starting to set and Phil did not want to risk any monster interrupting.

Techno thinks “Kristin was right.”

So Techno and Phil continued to hang out and Techno grew to really care about Phil.

There was one problem. Techno did not know how to tell Phil that he was immortal or that he knows that Phil is immortal. So Techno figures that Phil will figure it out if they stick together for a few hundred years

Phil starts to get worried since he does not want to ditch Techno but he also does not want to explain that he is immortal. So he just hopes that Techno does not know the average lifespan of an avian.

Phil does not know the average lifespan of a piglin hybrid so he does not question why Techno is still young looking. He is like “I guess Piglins hybrid live to be way past their 100s. Maybe I should check the nether out more.” (Back during the time Techno and Phil met, there really was not a lot of info on the nether)

Techno thinks Phil figured it out but nope. Phil is like “This my mortal friend”

So Mumza hears a lot from the crows about Phil and Techno’s adventures. So when she finds out that Phil still thinks Techno is a mortal she is like “Okay need to clear this up”

So after finding out that Techno is a god, Phil is like “You are not a mortal” and Techno is like “Dude I thought you knew 500 years ago.”

Mumza and Techno tease Phil about this for a long time. It was one of the first stories Techno told Wilbur. Phil is like “Hey” and Techno is like “Dude as your best friend it is my job to tell your kid all the dumb stuff you did”

Mumza knew that if she did not tell her husband then he would still think Techno is mortal to this day

Phil: Piglin hybrids have such a long lifespan

Techno never aging and surviving things that would kill any mortal: At this point, I am just seeing what it takes

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hello, any writers out there, please spare me a crumb of your time bc i have this idea and i would give all my limbs to see it turned into something understandable

so its an emerald duo meet/origin fic, right?? both phil and techno are children, living their lives in their own words like normal. one day phil sees someone go through a nether portal for the first time and being this chaotic adventure lovin 9 year old he just kinda goes through it,havin no clue whats on the other side.

when he gets into the nether hes like super curious and goes flying around wantin to see everything there is to see. sadly, unknown to this fool of a child, that everything involves a lot of very deadly creatures. so hes flying around havin the time of his life when he gets fuckin sniped down by a ghast. he gets hit wherever you find the angstiest and starts panicking thinking that hes gonna die here, with his parents havin no clue what happened to him. in the middle of that he sees a semi outline of a house in the distance and starts speeding towards it with whatever energy he has left, and just kinda...collapses on its door.

so on the other side we have baby techno, sitting alone in his house waiting for his parents to get back from a hoglin hunt when theres this huge bang at his door. techno opens the door expecting his parents or even a piglin from the nearby bastion only to have this weird, bleedin, half dead creature with too little fur drop face first onto his floor. he decides to help it for one reason or another and some time later hes got this kid wrapped in leather bandages and full of healing pots on his makeshift bed, trying to figure out what the hell hes supposed to do next.

for whatever reason, tehnos parents are just okay with him having a random kid in their house, and sooner or later phil wakes up. technos plan was to ask this kid what the hell was he doing bleeding out on his floor and where he came from, when he found the next big issue: he had no clue what this kid was sayin. he was mumbling gibberish, techno was sure that half of it wasnt even words, he couldn't recognize a single snort or huff in anything that came out of the kids mouth. they eventually end up somehow communicating through the most backwards and complicated ways possible, and phil returns home.

now, phils parents are absolutely livid. what was he thinking, just running into the nether like that? so they forbid him from going back until he knows what hes doing. the problem? phil cant shake the need to say thank you to the weird pig like creature that saved his life. so, after making a plan he sneaks off into the nether in the middle of the night, looking for the house he ran into. he finds techno (either at his house or wandering the nether) and stumbles his way through a thank you. he ends up staying longer with him, just kinda vibing despite having no clue how to communicate. when he leaves he promises himself it was just a one time thing, to show his gratitude to the pig like creature.

it isnt.

phil sneaks into the nether every now and then, always finding new excuses as so why hes going. after a while he becomes determined to become friends with the pig like boy, even if it takes him learning the boys language or teaching the boy english.

boom, queer platonic relationship, platonic soulmates, childhood best friends, angst, anything really ensues and then i cry

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I DID SOME MATH, AND DREAM, TAPL, AND FINN TOGETHER HAVE RAISED ALMOST 63 THOUSAND DOLLARS (PLUS AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT FROM SAM WHICH I COULDN'T FIND)

PINK PARROTS WON MCC WITH 21,4 K COINS, WHICH MEANS THAT DREAM IS DONATING 21,409 USD TO WORLDWIDE CANCER RESEARCH IN SUPPORT OF TECHNOBLADE!! LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!

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PINK PARROTS WON MCC WITH 21,4 K COINS, WHICH MEANS THAT DREAM IS DONATING 21,409 USD TO WORLDWIDE CANCER RESEARCH IN SUPPORT OF TECHNOBLADE!! LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!

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all those years of saying technoblade never dies....he was preparing us

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I really hope this wasn’t just me watching the video

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cant believe technoblade is copying my grandma, the nerve of some people 🙄✋

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he saw the hospital bill and immediately started filmin an ad on the spot

Ok so I was rewatching the video and

Technoblade where did you film this? And why does it look like a doctors office

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technoblade: i have cancer

me: *laughs, waits for him to do the same*

technoblade: *contines talking*

👁👄👁

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technoblade rlly out here announcing cancer and merch in the same video with the same level of lightheartedness, huh??

i wish him a fast recovery and i cant wait to see him kick cancers ass. its amazing to see that he can still make jokes and laugh while announcing such a thing!

anyway, wear your fucking masks and if possible get the vaccine in honor of mr. blade himself

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HOW ARE WE FEELIN TECHNOBLADE COMMUNITY