"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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Reblog this to get absolutely hugged. Just completely snuggled. Totally fucking cuddled.
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occasional posts from users
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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things
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Happy April 25th
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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Babygirl I know bandom lore I couldn't pay you to care about
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the rich =/= someone who has something I can't afford :(
the rich = the fucking rich
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If we regularly reblog each other's stuff we are besties bitch that's how that works
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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea
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So-called freethinkers when they see bread
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Lord Byron has been dead for 200 slutty slutty years
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