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savage

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detention for the 4th time this WEEK SMH

wanted to do bg stuff and then i slapped these idiots on it lul

irkens canonly cant sleep so zim just has to sit there and think about his life choices

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Party n Ghoul, bapey!!!!!!

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Poison: so… this is a date?

Ghoul, shoving a bag of stolen socks down a public toilet: hehe yeah <3

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Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

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[Reblogs 🙏💖] I’ve fallen into Good Omens hell (or heaven, i suppose) and I’ve designed some enamel collar pins! Preorders are open now and end July 7th!

✨https://cherriielle.com/products/preorder-good-omens-enamel-collar-pin-set✨

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Dorian: *shows Basil his corrupt portrait*

Basil:

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Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens) Fic Rec

…or I was just organizing my favorites and thought you people may like this idk.

You WILL cry on those

How big the hourglass, How deep the sand - After the Apocalypse, they hope to share their plans about the future with one another. Preferentially a future together. Until Aziraphale is taken and so is my heart what the fuck is this fic.

The Next Place - Crowley’s dead. What happens when demons die? Besides leaving a heartbroken angel behind, of course. Aziraphale’s in pain.

Heavenly Host - Aziraphale is given a female body. TW for rape, unwanted pregnancy and body dysphoria. It’s a dark fic, but has beautiful moments. I don’t know if I call that a happy ending.

A Memory of Eden - I’ve been honestly TRAUMATIZED by this fic. I ugly cried at least FOUR times. WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU EVEN- It’s a fandom perfect pearl anyway and probably my favorite Ineffable Husbands fic ever. It’s just so, so, so SAD. Aziraphale falls to human. That’s all I’m gonna say.

(I’ve to sit down with you ficwriters and talk about how you always make AZIRAPHALE suffer)

Getting-Together Stories

Even Without Looking - Aziraphale has to prove that romantic love exists to Heaven. He tries to find it everywhere except the right place, of course, because he’s an idiot.

The Cupid - They’re hit by a Cupid’s arrow. That’s pretty much it.

Lol B) - Crowley gets Aziraphale a smart-phone. They text. Aziraphale mistakes LOL for something else.

Such Surpassing Brightness - Crowley learns about an angel humans believe is the Patron of Queer People. He’s pretty sure that’s Aziraphale. He investigates and learns… a lot.

Ineffable Husbands - Aziraphale finds his and Crowley’s marriage certificate. Except he has no memory of getting married in the first place and how the fuck that happened centuries ago???

Keep the kids away they fuck in those

Tryst On a Hot Church Roof - The funniest smut fic I ever read. Two dorks try to role play. They fail.

I Was Born to Love You -  You’ll have to READ it do understand. Look, it’s- Uh. The homoeroticism and sexual tension is off the charges.

Five Times Body Sharing Was Annoying and One Time It Wasn’t (It was Very Pleasurable Instead) - Aziraphale looses his corporation and Crowley offers to share his own. It doesn’t go well, until it does.

Two Fish - It’s angel-demon sex, which means it has NO HUMAN BODY PARTS IN IT, but I guess it’s still sex. And it’s a gorgeous concept.

Alternative Universe is my crack

Not too Late - Everything’s the same in this, except for one thing: they never meet until the Apocalypse starts.

12 Days - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FIC ALMOST EVERYDAY SINCE I READ IT. College professor Ezra Fell is in vacation at France. He sits at the beach and buys sweets from Anthony - and Anthony is a charming, flirty French boy. Every day is written in a different chapter.

Human After All - They’re made human teenagers by Adam at the end of the book. They’re pulled to one another, but neither can remember why. Really sweet teen romance with a dose of supernatural.

Ordinary People - Ezra Fell’s bookshop needs some paint work and Tony comes with high recommendations. It’s an adorable and very well written getting-together history. Mildly touches on religious and internalized homophobia (they’re both Jewish in this).

Anthophilia - Someone is opening a bookshop across the street from Crowley’s flowershop. Oh no, it’s that guy he kissed once in college. And Aziraphale has the NERVE to not even remember him!! It’s funny, sweet and has Anathema in it.

Mutual Aid -  Ezra is a social democrat running a progressive bookshop with a history of taking in homeless queer people. Crowley is an anarchist black bloc. It’s the lefty AU romance I didn’t know I needed.

The Rose Thief and the Priest - Crowley believes he just found a rare flower in a Church backyard, but the passive-aggressive priest won’t let him take a sample.

Potter Omens - Yeah, it’s a Harry Potter AU. And it’s really sweet. The fic follows their relationship through their Hogwarts years and a bit beyond.

Other

Regulars - Outside POV. A bunch of people often see those two distinct gentleman walking together and this is what they think.

Blessed/Cursed Retirement - Outside POV. They move to the South Downs Cottage. A kid is curious.

Snapshots -  Five photographs on the wall of Aziraphale’s shop.

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i see all your Aziraphale alignment charts and they’re super valid but i would also like to raise

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Inconsequential But Important™ Things About Book Crowley And Aziraphale That Didn’t Make It Into The Show

-At one point, Crowley eats a slice of angel cake (and Aziraphale takes some)

-Aziraphale, all the time, calls Crowley ‘my dear’

-Crowley’s favourite show is Golden Girls

-Aziraphale’s shop is on such valuable property that mafia members sometimes come and threaten to burn down the place if he doesn’t sell it. They always go away. They never come back.

-Crowley has a Soul Music selection. With “real Soul music”, so without any James Brown. He keeps that collection in alphabetical order.

-Aziraphale hates actually selling his books and goes out of his way to avoid having to do it. He owns, by the way, a large Oscar Wilde first edition collection.

-Crowley loves sleeping. At one point he slept through an entire century

-Aziraphale’s tax reports are so accurate the authorities thought he was forging them/hiding something

-Crowley got a recommendation for the Spanish Inquisition after hanging out in Spanish cantinas at that time (instead of sending a memo, claiming it as his idea). After checking it out, he got drunk for a week.

-Aziraphale was known for helping with public proofreading and translations for book printers - one time he most likely used an opportunity to write himself into one “infamous” bible; the passage is the basis for the show’s scene of God asking Aziraphale about his sword

-Crowley made Manchester

-Aziraphale thinks dolphins are fish instead of mammals.

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chicken posting