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DC! Give me Dr.Dami and my life is yours!!

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Friendship Can b just as fulfilling as any other kind of love Straight up Most people just lowkey don’t fw their friends that heavy but if u ever had a friend u fw HEAVYYY and I mean heavy you’d know what I was talking abt

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one of the fun tim and dick reqs I got was for tim to be lowered headfirst down an alleyway to retrieve something they dropped. Probably something stupid like a boot 😂 nightwing’s just up there holding the grapple with a bare foot braced on the parapet.

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I have a retail job interview tomorrow. Can’t wait to climb the rungs of corporate America !

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Hilarious to me that in fannon so many people decided to give Tim Drake allergies. Thousands of people saw him and said, "This twink looks like he'd be allergic to clam chowder."

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What a bunch of weebs RIP to Bruce's Yacht tho it did not make it home

Tip jar

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A compilation of snuggly Stephcass for all your snuggly Stephcass needs~

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STEPHCASS RAHHHHHHH

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I’m not a “The Drakes Were Bad Parents” person or a “The Drakes were great parents” person but a secret third thing which is “Tim was created in 1989 and as such, was written when “latch-key” kids were more common and accepted which has been difficult to translate into modern day standards.”

I think the best comparison to the vibe intended was Tim is an iPad kid.

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Hot Take:

Damian isn't going to be a medical doctor.

Damian's going to be a nutritionist.

So he can medically keep Tim away from caffeine.

Damian plays the long game.

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Doctor Damian Wayne fic, but make him work with Dr. House to spice things up.

All I needed to say.

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Being carried swiftly by mama

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Bruce just has an absurd amount of suicide attempts

Batkids are going through some old stuff in the attic and one of them pulls out an old newspaper from way back in the day

Sole Wayne Heir fails his 37th suicide attempt or some bullshit

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bruce letting duke learn how to drive on the way to school:

bruce: signal.

duke: hm?

bruce: duke, signal.

duke: uh… yeah?

bruce (raising his voice): signal!

duke (gripping the steering wheel): WHAT??

bruce (bracing himself): SIGNAL!!

damian (triple buckled in the backseat): your TURN SIGNAL, imbecile!

later, bruce: i need to start calling it a blinker.

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I think anyone that studies medicine with Damian would lowkey hate his ass.

Not in a mean way, but in a petty why-aren't-you-struggling-like-me type of way. I mean, thanks to Robin and the league Damian is light years ahead of everyone on terms of experience and it would show.

Half the class is puking their guts out the first time they see a patient with an open fracture. Damian has been there, done that, seen that and worse. He's eating m&m's in the back.

They're all practicing making sutures until late. Damian is like "No, I don't need to join you. I could suture with my eyes closed" and then when someone is like "prove it, rich-boy" that mf actually blindfolds his eyes and sutures perfectly using four different techniques.

He also passes everything with flying colors! Because of course, the guy can't just be rich, good looking and famous, he has to be smart too.

And it just gets worse when he starts his actual residency.

Nothing shakes him! Thirty hour shifts? He doesn't even yawn. Extreme stress during a surgery gone awry? Damian is the one telling the other members of the surgical team to stay calm. Violent patient? They don't even get to call security, Damian has the guy pinned already.

And it would be easier to not get jealous of him if he somehow was a souless blood sucking asshole. But Damian is a good person, awkward and standoffish but always willing to help. He's there for whatever people need. He aids nurses, listens to patients, conforts victims. He sits with people for the bad news and when someone dies he gets this sad faraway look that shows he cares.

And it's just so unfair.