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“Beel, mention Mammon, you should not.”

“Why not?”

“Well, keep this between us, you must! A secret it is! I heard Mammon and Satan hatched a plan to have a party with a bunch of succubi, taking advantage of the fact that Satan is in Lucifer’s body!”

“And…what happened?”

“Find out their plan and tell them they couldn’t go, Lucifer did. And go in their place, Asmodeus did. Very very happy, he seemed.”

— Leviathan and Beelzebub (Chapter 9-17)

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“Anyway, not too long ago I was testing out a new cake recipe, when Beel happened to walk by. And he mentioned he was hungry, so…”

“Mm…just thinking back in it makes me wish I could have some right now…”

“I only meant for him to sample it and give me his opinion, but he inhaled the entire thing in a single bite! He didn’t even stop to taste it!”

“It was good, and I told you so back then as well.”

“He loves to eat, but his vocabulary is almost nonexistent. He’d make the worst food reporter ever.”

— Luke and Beelzebub (Chapter 5-12)

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Raphael and Satan on Fur Babies

A real text between my brother and I

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“…Everyone seems to put so much faith in Solomon.”

“That’s because he’s the greatest sorcerer alive.”

“Just because you’re his apprentice, it doesn’t mean you have to be blindly devoted to him. It’s a bad idea, actually, since you run the risk of losing sight of who he really is.”

— Lucifer and MC about Solomon (Nightbringer Chapter 48-3)

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“Well, took you long enough!”

“I came all this way to see you, and those are the first words outta your mouth?! Why’s your cave gotta be so long, anyway?!”

— Thirteen and Mammon (Chapter 75-A)

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Raphael Needs A Break #9

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“I thought you didn’t want to come to the human world…”

“Exactly…you’re, unbelievable. You screamed bloody murder about having to come here, but now look at you.”

“Well, y’know, that was then and this is now!”

— MC, Lucifer, and Mammon (Chapter 11-7)

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Do u think that theres like small citys or towns outside of Devildom and the Celestial Realm? (Like how theres one big city and just off of it theres small towns)

Outside of like the capitals? The Devildom and Celestial Realm are two giant realms (universes basically/different dimensions) so yes there are tons of small towns and provinces within them.

For one thing in the Devildom we know of several cities like Meowcao we also know there are lands of ice, lava, sand, etc and that a Queen Rose exists and is Queen over some sort of Queendom within the Devildom.

Lucifer and Diavolo also created a pocket dimension for highly endangered Devildom Fauna.

Cocytus, Babel and presumably Purgatory also exist canonically and I headcanon the existence of the Eldritch realm in game due to there being a portrait of Cthulhu in the Castle

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“I just want everyone to be happy.”

— Luke (Home Screen Interaction)

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He looks like a dork when he’s standing up lmao

Also he’s not holding food, good! But a mysterious glowing book isn’t much better 😂

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Rules For Avoiding Raphael’s Spears

1. Don’t borrow Michael’s clothes without asking

2. Don’t ignore him when he’s talking to you

3. Don’t be Mammon

4. Don’t go rummaging through the trash (that’s suspicious)

5. Don’t startle him

6. Don’t tickle him

7. Don’t annoy him in general

8. Don’t pat his head and call him cute (Publicly)

9. Don’t be Mammon

10. Don’t take away his drinks (or freeze them)

11. Don’t go into his room without permission

12. Absolutely under no circumstances mess with his friends

13. Don’t trap him somewhere/in something

14. Don’t insult Michael in any shape way or form (unless you’re Simeon or Lucifer)

15. Don’t be Mammon

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“Wh…yo, we gotta help him! He’s out cold! Levi…hang in there, Levi!”

“Mammon! Take a closer look.”

“Eh?”

“zzz…”

“Wait, he’s just sleepin’?! What the…it looked like he was dead or somethin’! Dammit, he had me all scared…”

— Mammon and Lucifer and sleeping Leviathan (Chapter 73-15)

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“Looks like it’s my turn to step up! Time to unleash the power of my Elephant Super Sprayer— Hyper Version!”

“…! Hey…enough! I’m glad the fire is out, but you didn’t need to be THAT aggressive. I’m sopping wet!”

“I just saved you, Raphael. No complaining!”

— Thirteen and Raphael (Chapter 68-11)

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HE’S COMING

WTF IS HE HOLDING???? BETTER NOT BE FOOD

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This is great

I can imagine being best friends with Levi except your both little freaks.

Like while you two are sitting in class next to each other your both reading fanfiction on his DDD, hunched over in the back of the class while the teacher continues their lecture on a topic your not interested in. Of course if anyone could see the words on the screen you were both reading they would probably be disgusted, but your not to worried about that when your tucked away into the back corner with him.

It doesn't just stop at reading fanfiction together either, there's much more you two do together. like when he invites you to watch a new anime with him, nobody assumes anything but later that night you two are staring at the hentai playing on screen. Later he lets you borrow the manga version, since of course he ordered the entire set the second it came out. although the pages are a little sticky... hopefully you don't mind. (You don’t, he already knows you don’t)

You two should also probably be separated in public too, since the second either of you spots any character from a series you like you both lean in and whisper dirty things about them to each other.

The rest of the brothers don't know how gross you two really are with each other, but its probably best if it stays that way.

Who knows, maybe one day you'll get lucky and recreate the scene from your favorite hentai with him.

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“You’ve become a real thorn in my side, ___… You’re a nuisance.”

“…Asmodeus. Did you just call ___ a nuisance? You don’t really mean that, do you?”

“And what if I do?”

“…Now you’ve crossed the line.”

— Asmodeus and Solomon (Nightbringer Chapter 24-11)

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“You see, you’ve seemed a little spaced out today. Like you’re lost in your own thoughts… If there’s something going on you’d like to talk about, I’m happy to listen?”

— Simeon to MC (Nightbringer Chapter 35-4)