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Cos everyone is searching that for a wack, duh

Like, I really don’t like this. Why are we the sex toys of the female gender?

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Give him a promotion

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Burglar Tip

If someone breaks into your house, strip down completely naked and sprint at them screaming and moving as many parts of your body as you can at once. Not only will it make them run, but they may also be scarred for life

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Fun Fact

Australian farmers/cattle station workers will often jerk off their male pups. This bonds the puppy to the owner and will make the puppy become more loyal.

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Does anyone else get uncomfortable by the word 'gargling'

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Since when does Simon Cowell even wear a scarf

science side of tumblr pls tell me why eating ice cream makes me thirsty

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The Real Creationism

A spaceship has began an evacuation, there are only two escape pods that haven't been ravished by fire. The Captain and his wife leave in the pods, they're safe. Floating through space for what seems like eternity, they have lost all mental balance and their brains have become intellectually numb. They both land on their destination, a small undiscovered planet filled with lush forests and an abundance of creatures. They have no idea why they and there, or who each other are. The only thing they can remember is their names, Adam and Eve.

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Yes it does, I think I know your body better than you sorry

science side of tumblr pls tell me why eating ice cream makes me thirsty

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Cos hands are sketch-shy

Science side of Tumblr, why are hands so hard to draw?

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Stanky

science side of tumblr please tell me why i have no gf

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Well more emergency lube for me

Science side of tumblr, help me out here:

What exactly is the point of earwax

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Cos everyone poops if they just drink milk..

science side of tumblr: why do newborns poop if they only drink milk?

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Cos Diddy did it

Science side of tumblr why is the bad boy thing so attractive?

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Ever heard of adhesive Ya half a meatball

Guys there is a card stuck in my ceiling…. Uhm how? What? Science????¿¿¿¿

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Milk

science side of tumblr pls tell me why eating ice cream makes me thirsty

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Emergency lube

Science side of tumblr, help me out here:

What exactly is the point of earwax

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I hope you aren't saying you don't clean your vagina

if my vagina can clean itself, why can’t my dishes do the same