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genshit-sarcastic · 2 years
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Bennett: you know how I roll. And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of cow dung on the foot of a hill
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genshit-sarcastic · 2 years
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Paimon: aren’t we supposed to be saving liyue from an ancient god that was awakened?
Aether: can you just relax? I’m trying to find all 160 geoculi
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genshit-sarcastic · 2 years
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Lumine: ah, Signora, my old arch nemesis
Childe:
Childe: I thought I was your arch nemesis?
Lumine: I have a life outside of you, Childe
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genshit-sarcastic · 2 years
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*The Archons having dinner together*
Ei: Barbatos, can you pass the salt?
Venti: *throws Zhongli across the table*
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genshit-sarcastic · 2 years
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Kaeya: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night
Diluc: You were flirting with Albedo.
Kaeya: So what? We’re dating-
Diluc: You asked him if he was single
Kaeya:
Diluc: And you cried when he said no
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