geraldwillrise

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if u wlw and a ling major call that cunnilinguistics

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i'm in my dorm common room and someone came in and potentially saw my computer screen while i was taking an am i depressed quiz and listening to radiohead.. this might be rock bottom

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i had chocolate covered espresso beans for breakfast and am listening to spirit phone because i met a boy who is exactly my type and likes lemon demon so i have to make all the songs about him now and i gotta say this is an excellent way to come up with genius halloween costume ideas but also go into cardiac arrest

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making shared google docs is my love language

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does anybody else get immense joy from writing overly formal emails about informal things

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i love objectifying men

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can't wait to go home and play minecraft after a long day of being horny at work

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i'm not very familiar with like classic rock however i Can instantly recognize songs from the megamind soundtrack and i like them very much for that reason

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In the club

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hadestown eurydice be like "alive? that's worth a lot" and then

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sometimes i am low key inventing newspeak from george orwell's 1984 but it's shit like saying fart instead of fanart

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i've never seen lord of the rings and i'm saving it for when i hopefully have a boyfriend who is a nerd about lord of the rings so when i watch it for the first time he can explain all the liddle things he wants to explain i think that would be so incredibly sexy

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me just now, out loud, by myself, through tears, despite having finished series 4 months ago: she said nice to meet you :(

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i spent an hour on this

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it is times like these that i deeply wish it wouldn't cost me $2,000 to get a neuropsychological evaluation

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bands that were vaguely related in my head for some reason before i actually really thought about it: - guns n roses and fleetwood mac - muse and metallica - the who and the cure