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we are all just so normal about him
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Jajajaj
Sirius: *tries to slap Remus's ass as he walks past by*
Sirius: *misses, trips and falls*
Remus: *tries to catch Sirius but overbalances*
Remus: *tries to hold a chair for support*
Chair: *breaks*
Remus: *falls on top of Sirius*
Marlene, watching: "It's like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance."
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yEs
sick of guys offering to buy girls drinks in bars where are the guys offering to buy girls books in bookstores
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McDonald’s staff: hi yes welcome to McDonald’s how can i help u
Nico: do you sell anti-depressants
Will: what do you need that for
Nico: i thought that getting high on it would be fun
will:
Nico:
will: i have some in the infirmary
Nico: oh yay
staff: um sir this is a McDonald’s
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yes please
Let nico and will say fuck in the new book. Trust me the whole story would be tentimes more impactful
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YES PLEASE LIKE I LOWKEY FEEL THAT HP IS SO OVERRATED BUT PJO IS SO UNDERRATED THAT IF YOU ASK A RANDOM STRANGER IF THEY KNOW WHO IS PERCY JACKSON THEY’D SAY IDK
You know how there’s the Harry Potter expo in London to make you feel a bit like a wizard. Well I WANT THIS for Percy Jackson. I don’t care if I need to wait for years (until the show is finished) to have it, I just want it. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a demigod even if it’s just for a few hours!
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OH MY GODS OH MY GODS YES PLEASE IM SCREAMING DONT MIND ME
Is that...?
I'VE ONLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR EVER
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yes please
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nico: where’s percy?
percy, acting dumb: who’s percy
nico: who likes blue cookies
Percy: who’s blue cookies- WAIT NO GIMME SOME
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