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Clifford Unger, as you can see. I looked him up in our database. Found a match. He was US Army Special Forces.

Mads Mikkelsen as Clifford Unger in Death Stranding (2019)

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wait so

if garrus is “two to four years younger than shepard”, he would’ve been born before the first contact war, right?

things i honestly need

- baby garrus hearing his father talking to his mother about humans, but not really understanding what they are or the significance of them, like all he really knows about the relay 314 incident is that dad isn’t home much and mom cries a lot

- garrus getting dragged along with his folks to watch his dad give some spectre a medal or something at the citadel and watching these strange fleshy pink things out of the corner of his eye. what. what are those. what.

- the first time a human grins at garrus and he almost shits himself bc bared teeth is i’m gonna fuck you up buddy in turian body language and garrus is like 12 and what did he even do to piss this guy off he’s half his size

- garrus & some other turian boys in his c-sec training division hovering around the presidium going “okay but how are you supposed to know which ones are females?” “idk man, lucky guess?”

- teenage garrus watching some dude kick off at a dextro-dna fast food stand in utter bewilderment (”WHADDAYA MEAN I CANT EAT ANYTHING YOU SERVE HERE???”) because the ‘don’t eat dextro/levo food” thing is just. accepted. by the rest of the galactic community

- that one recruit in bootcamp who was so determined to find out what a hotdog tastes like that he ended up getting carted off to the hospital with an allergic reaction. the recruit in question maintained it was worth it and human food is Good

- new detective garrus being absolutely fascinated by the first human criminal who does the raspberry noise at him in the interrogation room. what the fuck was that? what the fuck was that??? do it again

- “have a nice day, ma’am” oh spirits please be female please be female please be female “thank you, sir” phew

just young garrus (and turians in general tbh) being really, really weirded out by humans

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I have to say, Mass Effect takes you to some pretty strange places. No. Not the stars. I mean, yeah, the stars are there too. But I’m talking taking you to a place where you can look at a seven foot tall bird lizard or a sad frog with a tragic backstory or a purple squid kitty and immediately declare yourself Mayor of Shag City™, population that guy and your sinful ass. 

Y’all need Space Jesus.

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WE WILL FIGHT. WE WILL SACRIFICE. WE WILL FIND A WAY.

Happy N7 Day! (insp)

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Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition ⤷ Prologue: Earth + The Reapers

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get to know me: [5/5] video games: mass effect  “stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. the silence is your answer.”

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Ever get the feeling we’re in over our head, Commander?

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A Tribute to The Normandy

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nasa: for the last time, we are not sending you to space just so you can, and i quote, “chase that sweet, sweet alien ass”

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You’re the new Pathfinder.

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also I got the windows tablet if anyone was wondering 😂😂

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mass effect: main mission planets pt.1

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W E L C O M E    B A C K

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TOP 10 MASS EFFECT LADIES (AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS) → #7: Kasumi Goto

“I’m the best thief in the business, not the most famous. Need to watch my step to keep it that way.”

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seengingpeipes replied to your post “anyway, back to my controller drama WHY DOES XBOX ONE CONTROLLER HAVE...”

I had to trade in a kidney for my second controller

EXACTLY?!

and imo, it’s not even worth that much? it’s just bcs it’s needed in order to play. like I’ve checked for ps controllers and the price range is the same, so not only do you pay a lot for the console but you gotta pay for the damn controller a lot too bcs you need it and they put the price up becau$e why the fuck not, I gue$$?

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kiramaesavestheworld replied to your post “anyway, back to my controller drama WHY DOES XBOX ONE CONTROLLER HAVE...”

Check electronics shops for used refurbished controllers. Also, Target sells them for $20 every black Friday. I get myself a new PS4 controller every year because I love myself and I deserve nice things.

you do that, you love yourself <3 keep up the good work!